Be me

>Be me
>22-year-old Marine
>Get stationed in in japan
>Constantly travel to 3rd world Asian countries
>get great idea
>"if I convince them I love them I can fuck for free"
>try it on waitress
>she believes me
>hook up with her that night
>tell her stories of my home and how I will save her from poverty
>she lets me raw dog
>fuckpullingout.jpeg
>continue for days
>"I will be back for you I must get the paperwork ready"
>never return
>repeat every time I return to a 3rd world Asian country
>always use alias "Marc Hernandez"
>do this for years
>come back to America
>crave Filipino food
>remember the first victim
>kid would probably be like 5 by now

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General favorite foods thread. Also, ask questions I guess.

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How bad is the std flaring up in spring?

>Rawdogging jungle monkeys, never once.

That segway into a topic was smoooooooth my dude

Clean as a whistle user. Always avoided the major cities and went to small villages. In retrospect still pretty retarded of me.

You're my hero. I envy you.

Just save some cash user around 2k-3k that should be enough for a fun excursion

I have $3k in my account right now. Shit.

Still a bit retarded indeed... Just imagine getting back, still hard thinking about how you enjoyed this tight little pussy only to see sores starting to pop on your dick...

You are a sorry sack of runny shit OP.

That's good for a few days of fun. Go to the north part of the Philippines. Lots of villages fewer hookers and tourist traps. Everything is super cheap too. just learn some common phrases. The people are very hospitable.

good thing I avoided the hookers or else i would be dead from super AIDS.

i just wanna party

DEVILISH
Any more pics? Stories?
Is pulling a pinay really as simple as being American and feeding them some 1st world dream story?

You're the reason we don't get liberty anymore.
On topic: Do you prefer Spam over bacon now?

I got plenty of stories. As for pics, I have a few. Usually, i would frequent many places and talk to them all hand out my number. I'd say one out of three buys it.

Bacon all the way. But I do crave spam and rice about twice a month

Damn she looks cute. I want some rural plantation girl tang.

Solid. My buddy is stationed over in Japan right now. He claims they're all racist as fuck and they play hard to get.

You're a retard and a heartless bitch, OP. How do you even sleep at night, knowing you've abandoned lots of young girls who were so life pregnant and alone with no support in a poverty stricken country? I hope you kill yourself out of guilt.

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At least you didn't wife one of them up. Too many young military guys wife up the first flip bitch they stick it in over there.

Fucking lmao. Dat picture.

at the expense of others lives?

how do you feel good about yourself knowing your son is in another country that you'll likely never meet?

as the dude said, you're a sack of shit, and I hope karma ruins your life.

dumbass, you're saying getting her pregnant and bouncing is better than getting her pregnant and marrying her? At least the one marrying is actually fucking committing, this guy is fucking trash.

She had pretty huge tits for a Pinay. One of my fav's for sure. I got a story about how i met her if you wanna hear it.

Is he black? Because they hate niggers. If you are white or Mexican you are good to go. As for hard to get maybe your friend has no game.

I volunteer on the weekends and regularly donate to charities for that exact reason lololol

They marry the strippers too its a shame.

nice guy detected.

Tell story and share pics fam

Living the fucking dream. Lmfao. You have won my internet award of the week.

do you know these 2 or 3 weeks long breeded duck/chicken eggs? i love those. did you ever try? taste like a mix between egg and chicken/duck soup. should not look too closely on the embryo though if you have weak stomach.

>at the expense of other lives
Pretty sure OP created lives where he went.
I'd say he expended lives too, but killing animals don't count.

He's black.

Velut. They're weirdly crunchy.

typing up as we speak

Thanks user

You mean balut? Yeah, I've had it before. It's a drunk man's food. Not too bad with salt and vinegar. Locals love when foreigners eat it so i always did.

LOL yeah no wonder they HATE blacks. Pinay chicks say only dirty Filipinas fuck blacks

>remember the first victim
yeah, you're a victimiser.

>Locals love when foreigners eat it so i always did
yeah. unfuckingbelievable how important it is to them. similar in many se asian countries btw. this ballut stuff i actually like though. also the dried squid with sweet pepper sauce. also goes well with beer.

Balut!

>Be me
>Meet (Pic related) and friend
>we have some drinks really like friend, lets call her char
>Char is a fuckin lightweight
>Spit my fucking game to char because she is so much hotter
>Friend is telling her in tagalog how she hit the jackpot
>Char is making promises to be perfect housewife
>Gotem.png
>Char gets pretty drunk
>all 3 of us go back to my hotel room
>Char passes tf out on my bed.
>Fuck.mov
>Friend asks if i wanted to fuck char
>Say "well of course i love her"
>She says i can use her while i stare and look at char's nude body
>BitchYouGuessedIt.mp3
>Fuck this bitches brians out next to my "love"
>tells me to cum in char since she should bear my children
>#StrangerThanFiction
>Holds Char's legs open while i fill her up.
>Go to sleep next to char while she sleeps on the couch.
>Next day char tells me she dreamt of our future together
>Welcome to Mr. Bones wild ride.

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i always participates in their customs and stuff. It was pretty fun not gonna lie. The Philippines is my favorite of all the 3rd world countries i went to.

Average Marine thing to do. Sounds like you had a decent time. Still in?

>THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

More greentext, half hard, half laughin my ass off, congrats.

i wonder why you actually think those bitches are somewhat clean. if they let you in they did before, too. you did not invent this game bro. loads of guys like you do it. more luck than brains so far if you got away clean.

nah im out now.

Dubs asks and dubs receives.

>General favorite foods thread
Topkek
Also, sushi

Honestly nothing beats a proper burger. Fill the fucking patty with cheese and you'll be living the dream

Meh I got away clean no sense thinking too much about it.

Nice im overdue for good sushi.

solid choice any toppings?

Phillipino ladies are the best. Had one in Bangkok last year. Nurse at a clinic I was getting HGH treatment from. Too bad my missus had the password to my Messenger account, turned a bit nasty.

>Me and Char are on a date
>Friend (Let's call her rose) non stop texting me next day
>"I have betray my friend! How can I live with myself?"
>Its ok rose she does not know
>Char asks why I'm texting rose so often
>"ok char you got me, I was trying to figure out everything you like so I can make a perfect day for you"
>HeartEyesEmojI Times 10
>"Marc lets go to the hotel right now!"
>SuperSmashHoes.z64
>Go to hotel boner already raging for Char's tiny pornstar like body
>Rush into room and undress Bruce almighty style
>Char walks into bathroom
>10 minutes later she walks out in perfect lingerie
>Starts to suck my dick
>Meh she is new at this but she's really enthusiastic about it
>SailsAtFullMastCaptain
>Rip off her lingerie and climb on top of her
>FULLSPEEDAHEAD
>Porno style fuck fest
>She is full on screaming as I pound her from behind
>CAPTAINSHECANTTAKEMUCHMORE
>Tell her I'm gonna cum
>"Ok I'm ready my love"
>THARSHEBLOWS
>Literally cum so hard I get dizzy
>She is laying there gasping covered in sweat drooling legs spread and my cum pouring out of her all over the bed
>Literally stuttering "I-i-i..L-l-love..y-you"
>Standing over her cock dripping cum on her
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Burritos for life son

More degenerate "finish in my fiend After pounding me as a second choice" kinda greentext damnit.

Oh i got a good one for you then.

What kind?

Got a few funny stories with pinoy gals if interested as well (long distance).

run em user

bump for interest

Alrighty then.

>Found a qt pinoy gal with decent tits and a phat ass on kik
>made her my plaything, literaly had her on her knees, begging to drink my cum while her mom is in the other room
>Have her dildo herself with three sharpie in her ass while she moans shit like "honey please, fill me with your cum, make it drip out of my ass " all while her mom is in the next room (don't speak english).
>Have her fill her pussy with perfume testers during the family diner, have her take it out and back in and record it, all under the dining table.

She was quite the good little pet....Engaged though, sad i never had her IRL...
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Bump

Moar stories please user

more greentext please

>Me again
>New girl (Lets call her Kat)
>Be at nice hotel for once
>Decide I want to enjoy nice relaxation of the pampering kind before I go on my debauchery tour
>Im at the hotel bar drinking a bit it's the late afternoon
>Bartender tells me that a group of ladies want me to join their table
>AmIThePrey.mpeg
>I sit with the group of 4 women
>Older than but me around 30 I'd say
>We strike up conversation about what I'm doing here
>Drinks are pouring (On their tab)
>Sex talk comes up
>All pretty normal except Kat
>She says "50 shades of gray is for little girls"
>Ask her if she's a big girl
>"No I'm a bad girl" winks at me
>OhFuckYes.mp4
>One thing leads to another and I end up at her hotel room
>Heavy makeout session on the bed
>"Hit me"
>Uh wut
>HIT ME she says
>Slap her
>"HARDER"
>Slap the fuck out of her
>She is in pure ecstasy
>Proceed to hate fuck her in every position
>Choking her extremely hard (i was scared i was gonna knock her out.)
>pull her hair in doggy style and whisper in her ear
>"I'm going to pump you full of my cum"
>She loses it
>Slam her face into the pillow as I fill her up.
>After she says we should shower
>In the shower she is washing every bit of me
>Shes on her knees in front of me my dick in hand.
>"Pee on me"
>Seriously?
>Shes begs
>omg
>Piss all over her she's literally washing with my piss and fingering herself
>Drinks some drops
>Fucking freak
>Clean up and go to bed
>Tell me to sleep well "Master" and to prepare for tomorrow

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The word is segue. Pronounced Seg-U.

A Segway is a two wheeled gyroscopic personal transportation device.

damn, sounds like my dream girl

here's the kicker, during the day she acted like one of those high-class high maintenance bitches who always gets her way

Thank marines for that one.

Air force here. Easy to get jap tang.
But respect

Also jap tang is marriage material
Frwaky in bed and are compelled to bring you sandwiches

Alrighty, get your cocks out lads, we're in for a nice ride.

>She takes à little BDSM test, have me fill it aswell.
>We're perfectly compatible, she's a sub as sub as one can be, always eager to please her lovely master, she records about 3-4 vifs per day as i requested.
>Muhdick.png
>Have her doing more and more daring stuff, as fingering herself on the family couch with her parents right next to her, taking pics with her panties in her mouth while being with her mother un thé kitchen, etc ...
>One day i make her insert one of those little perfume bottles in her ass (to keep the whole fat, already had her insert reaaaaally bigger things in there.)
>The poor thing pushed it too far, couldn't get it back
>Keepastraightface.zip
>"user you ruined me, you défilés me too far this time !!!?"
>"Naaaah, it'll come out...eventually.."
>Cue the tears and cries of fear.
>"Shut up little slave and go suck on something whole recording yourself"
>Tempting my luck there, i know.
>5 seconds later
>"Ting!" You've got new messages.
>Pic very related again

So much fun was had....

yeah, those pseudo-classy bitches who always play hard to get are the kinkiest sluts in the bedroom

did you ever find out how she got it out? or is it still inside of her? lol

Would have married a Jap bitch but I knew I was too young for marriage. so i broke it off before i came the states. Maybe later in life.

And to reassure yall, yes, it got out of her ass the next day.
Pic related, one of the bottles in her little pussy.

See Everything went in order the next day, and believe it or not, it didn't had any effect on her assplay cravings, lucky me (pic related, about 3 days later)

did you ever do any bondage stuff with her?

Man she was the best fuck of my life one of the few I wish I did get pregnant so I could wife up

Sadly no meet on person, had her do a few things like spanking herself, pinching her nipples with clothes-pinchers (can't remember the name in english sorry)...

Upload the vid.

What about some webms of her doing nasty stuff?

Which one? I've got aproximatively 50, most of them being anal stuff, presenting her ass high while she stuffs fingers or sharpie in it.

I'm checking my collections and having à hard time finding files under 2mbits....Let me search for a sec.

kek

Literally the one on that post. Or dump them. She's hot.

All vids are more than 3m.... Trying to uploaded them elsewhere , any good sites to recomend?

Sendvid is good

Dropbox?

sendvid . /vxyfxy1p

Wow, dump the best. I fuckin love filipina whores.

endvid . com / 0ibt01dg

Anyone still lurking?

Hell yeah.

OP here still chillin

yes

More stories OP?

Or more vids with her face and talking like a slut?

sendvid com / ti6fl61f

>I just wanna party

By which you mean, "I don't wanna be an adult." kek

>I donate to charity so it's okay to be a cunt

You're a credit to your country. Making us all look bad.

To add à bit of context, this one was when she played with the bottle while eating dîner with her family....

OP here gonna call it a night gents ill be on later with plenty more stories of savagery. I'll upload the same first story and pic so you guys can recognize. Stay awful.

Found the autist.

>ur autistic for thinking a marine should act with decency and be an example to other countries
>not just raw dog nail and bail some Thai chick who is gonna go on telling her son about the piece of shit marine that knocked her up and left

If that's autism then I guess im on the spectrum.

You're doing gods work man. don't let them distract you.

dump more user

Well, first step is to admit you have a problem, next step is to get the fuck out of here, if you're looking for decency, go visit a church.

You're a disgrace of a marine. And you know you are. Kek

>nice guy

I dont get it, everyone on Sup Forums acts like they hate niggers, but then when one guy steps up and doesn't act like a nigger, hes a nice guy.

There ya go, one of my favorites.
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I'm not OP, and quite frankly, i wouldnt mind being paid by your taxes to get filip chicks preggo.
Stay mad, little virgin, don't forget to cry yourself to sleep after wanking it to ponies.