Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Hey, Mako isn't a nerd. She's a turbonerd.

sleepclaim

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Happy v-day faggots HAHAHAHA there's nothing happy about it...
Actually some faggot I work with claimed he was sick and had to go home
The truth?
HIS GF BROKE UP WITH HIM AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Very!

*Ahem* Shower...

>she
I'm going to call you lesbians from now on
That's a sad thing to have happen today
>Fuckyou
You've done worse

Just have to make sure you're awake this time.

Yesterday was bad...

>quit my job for no reason
> took out payday loans
>went to Louisiana casino and gambled it all away
>almost relapsed on drugs and alcohol

Might as well noose

It was yesterday but he's a faggot. Cuts himself, anger issues, makes fun of her all the time with his stupid friend. Both high school faggos.
Not the first time she's broken up with him, either.

claiming from previous thread then going back to lurking

Fuck off fatty fat fat. I won't give you the fap material

Have I actually, though?

I will be!

Hail Satan

Either way, it's still a sad thing to have happen. No matter how much of a faggot they may or may not be
Yes, unless you lied to me!

You can do, I don't think it particularly matters to either of us.

>You've done worse
I don't know what this is about, but I can already confirm.

Why lurk though?

It's fine, if you don't wake up then I'll just have to pay out the ass to phone you. It's only like £0.50 a minute.

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Lmao Satan.
Then you found god?

You didn't listen up, eh? He makes fun of the girl all the time. Puts her down... He deserves it. No sympathy.
Did someone say Jeezis?

Meh, it's more just for fun
What it's about is unimportant and I don't want to have to kill Makoto
God is gonna wipe away his debt tbhfam

She's left him multiple times, it clearly doesn't bother her that much

Eh?

I shall have Honry come up with a convoluted contraption to wake me up.

I found God awhile ago

Happy stupid fucking day that makes me feel unnecessarily sad, wow thanks society.

I joke, I'm only slightly miserable.

Christ chan's eyes are so, I don't know, I like them.
Ayy, clean slates for everyone!
How?

Yeah, I was just saying do what you like.

I have ideas of what it's about, maybe. I should bully Mako into telling me!

As I said, I'll just phone and yell at you. I wasn't joking about it not costing much, I think I spent more on texts that time that Shik came over to visit.

What do you mean eh?
You told me things to that respect before!
You can be my Valentine for the next couple hours until it's no longer the day. We can be miserable together

Claim

Good morning everyone

>I feel sick

because im in like 5 threads playing pokemon sun and watching a youtube video, i cant multitask much more

>Spent money on texts
Ehhh?

Like what?!

I wouldn't mind a clean slate. Those don't exist though
Only if you want me to kill him

T minus 3 minutes.

The gesture is nice though.

I don't know it just happened. I had some pain in my life. I wasn't really looking for him I just sort of stumbled across him.

Things I won't talk about
Ah, well I tried! Sorry it was late my dude
Is he holding you hostage? Blink once for yes, twice for no

Aww, and here I thought that we were picking up more idol trash.

Because he didn't have a British phone at the time, I was technically texting international. That tends to cost money.

That implies that I'd tell you she told me.

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oh you are, but on the low

I find out about things
I like Shizu in a bikini

Is that a Shizuru I see?

What level of idol trash are you though?

Liiiiiiike?

RIP fone

Are you the same Riko that liked cars?

Does God take hostages? Really I don't understand how these things work.

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Oh?

It didn't cost that much, so it wasn't a problem.

>Are you the same Riko that liked cars?
Is there anyone in these damn threads that doesn't like cars now?

Ask the muslims.

getting there

>pic related

Morning

The thought is what counts. I wasn't any more down than usual, just more directed is all.

Look at your Skype! I don't mention such things in public because I have decency!
Yes, he does
I'm like a wizard. He's probably anyway told you though tbh

I don't like cars

Getting there?

I haven't been told anything, I didn't even ask.

You don't like cars? What kind of faggot...?

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I respect the Muslims a great deal, but at the same time I abhor them.

>Total submission to God

Wonderful

>Crafting a narrative and claiming it is "God's will"

Abhorrent

RIP anyways!

Nope.

Ayyyy, I figured that was you. Went to a few car meets over the last week.
>Tfw no one else ever has a rotary because "MUH VEE ATE" or "MUH SKYLINES" or something
Granted, Skylines are kick ass, it gets a tad sad when I'm the only dorito fan.

>Having decency

Oh well, it's done and over now! I'm gonna drink tonight to celebrate
That's what I like to hear. My integrity remains a bit intact
The kind who doesn't give a shit about cars!

Plus, I'd totally deal with the cost to wake you up for something important.

It's awful, you're infecting people.

>being a dorito fag

For now.
But why tho.

Sorry, we can't all be as lewd as you!

Yay, alcohol. Then it's more happy-sad than just sad.

>for now
I don't like the sound of this
>but why though
I just never cared about cars. They bring me from point A to B, I'll leave the car loving to people who care about them
No, it's generally just drunk sad then for me

V TEC V TEC V TEC FUCK HONDA
m.youtube.com/watch?v=mcNEPzRiB2g
But at least you're drunk!

if i had money i would go all out, put it that way haha

yeah i will never get that, like i love Skylines and RB's and JZ's but if i dont own a 4AG im owning a rotary.
how did the meets go?

>forgot to post pic

Best goth waifu or something.

I can always ask.

I used to be like that, until fairly recently. I feel like it's just the kind of thing where you've gotta find something you like, you know?

Ah, right, I'm much in the same position. At the moment I can get into it as much as I like, but I can't spend much money on it.

>implying

Not loving Cool Ranch

>Implying lewd

Fucking Civics.

Went decent I guess. I'm still an autismo, so I never really get to talk to a lot of people...

As long as I don't get sick, I'm okay with that
Hello stocking, and happy Valentine's Day to you
I'm sure he'd be overjoyed to answer too

I don't really like many things, cars is not among that list of things
>implying you're ever not

カラミチーマス

I return.

I stand by my point pretty thoroughly.

Hi Alice, it's nice to see you. I hope your Valentine's is full of happiness! Nice to see a familiar face here.

You've infected me, dammit!

>Not replacing your cool ranch with a spicy dorito
I don't even know what I'm saying any more...

>I'm still an autismo, so I never really get to talk to a lot of people...
You see, this is why you have to bring me to one at some point so we can both be faggots

Probably.

Ah, right. I'm one of those people that can get a little interested in anything if I try.

>>implying you're ever not
You'd be surprised, unfortunately.

The chorus just needs to repeat 'fuck your honda civic' three times. Perfect.
Blacking out is a morbid kind of fun though.

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Do you drink yerba?

Good morning
I don't know about full of happiness, but there will be lots of other things
I wasn't sure you'd remember me, never really spoke much when you were around
The question is, will you?

You also have someone you care about to push you to being interested
>be surprised
Very little surprises me anymore
Not one I particularly enjoy. It's happened a lot
Happy Valentine's Day bb

>pic related

yeah im in the same boat, just kind of awkwardly stand around looking at others cars haha

happy valentine's day fags
I'm gonna go fuck my girlfriend now, you nerds jerk off to your anime in the meantime

Maybe, depends how bored I get.

This is true. It probably helped a lot, to be honest, though I think solving my daddy issues and realising that I really really like the car my dad used to drive helped as well.

One day... Though I think idol stuff is like 5th on my list of things to spend money on.

No.

Same goes for you Ariceuu!

I am not even lewd m8!

Spicy may go faster, but that's when the seal become kill!

I'd love to!

I've seen a few nice Civics though, and even got beat by one.

Ya. I wish I had just ONE other person I knew to bring with me. It just makes the whole thing less awkward when you can nerd out a little without feeling like a sperg!
Also, here's the pics from the last 2 meets.
imgur.com/a/m1kJY - Yesterday
imgur.com/a/lHofH - Saturday

I have nothing really planned. I might play resident evil 5 so I can make a bunch of bad jokes about it being Jill Valentine's day and feel less depressed.
I do remember you, mainly because your waifu has my favourite name for a girl. Bonus points!
Been up to much lately? It's been a while since I've visited thread.

Nobody asked you to show up!

Look, sometimes you have to take these risks to go more fast.

I feel like the first time I visit you you'll drag me along to one and I'll just stand there like an autist not knowing what to do.

Maybe I just like forgetting.
Just wondering.
Yeah, just the rice mobiles is the problem.

Hoopla here, Claiming waddle dee
dubs= delivered in a week
trips= instantaneously delivered
>why this st00pid kiddo shit
well, because
1 it doesn't need food
2 always trusts you and is loyal to you
3 smol
4 is a good protector if anything happens
5 is the cutest

>not driving a rice mobile

Nice joke
Hopefully not too bored

Well, that sounds like a can of worms you sorted out. What kind of car was it?
>based google will help me understand
Aliceuu*
It could already be better
Nice joke m9!
Rip Jill. Corny jokes always help with feeling down or so it seems
Oh, Alice is indeed a nice name, I'm a bit biased towards it though
Well, school and drinking pretty much sums it up for me. Other than posting here anyway. I'm not usually this active, but I'm bored this morning
I sadly don't forget things when I drink. Not that lucky

I'm retarded, see everything below the m9 comment

Mm, I'm talking to Mako so I don't think I could get bored if I tried.

It's a Toyota Celica, one of the T200 ones. Probably not the most amazing car ever, but I have a fondness for it.

Good morning everyone

Me too, though they have a lot of rather... lewd ones.
>I'm sure you've seen Syndra's tablet.
Hello Anya. How're you?
Hello

yeah my car seems to take every cent i earn unless im buying some green

yeah i know what you mean, plus it takes off alot of anxiaty (prom personal experence anyway)
ohhhh that meet looks pretty dope ^-^

anxiety* from*
fuck me

But muh sleepers!
Now I see why you dislike it. Mind you this was near alcohol poisoning levels of wasted the one time it happened.

Gonna take a shower

How could you not be bored talking to that baka!

I guess it's kind of a neat looking car. But it doesn't seem like it would fit more than 2, and thus impractical in my eyes
I have seen his tablet, I quite like them
>hole
No homo
Sometimes it helps make me feel happy, I just like the feeling I get when I drink. The fuzzy heavy minded bliss, you know?

Nice.
That's basically how I cope. Just bad jokes and sarcasm.
I love the name Alice. That's totally what I'm gonna call my daughter should I have one.
I'm with you on the drinking part. I'm getting my first part of the neet life and I don't actually like it.

Did someone say lewd bikini?

I'm pretty good! You?

A car is a good hobby to have though, I think, if it's a thing you're into. At the moment I'm probably going to be looking into learning to drive when I can afford to, after I've visited Mako at least once.

But how will people know you like to go fast if your car doesn't look real fast?
>I'll be honest, I still know very little about cars

True, true. One day!

Perhaps, perhaps... it'd still be neat!

Look at those pics, found a weeb stickered Lancer when I was out and about.
>Tfw there's a riced out automatic Camry at the Auto Zone near me.

Ya, I've been trying to get my cousin to go with me, but I feel like at this point I'm asking her to go bowling or something!
Right? The Saturday meet guys are pretty fun to drive with. But while I may not have the pull, I seem to be one of them that once I have the momentum, I can keep it going.
Also, out of a one off chance, might you know the name of this song?
>Gonna take a shower
Have fun. :^)

Claiming best girl

I could never be bored talking to someone I love. We could sit there in silence and I'd still enjoy it!

I love it so much, to be honest. I saw one that's only £300 the other day and cried a little.

>needing to fit more than 2
>needing it to be practical
What kind of faggot...
Also it does actually fit more than 2.

It would be neat. I feel like you need to teach me a little about cars first though.
>which reminds me, I think there was a /o/ thread about stuff to take a look at to get into that stuff, but I lost it.

I can't say i don't, sadly.
Yes
I'm alright, though tired and annoyed i'm awake again. It's too early here.

What time is it there?