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Calvinism edition

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how does one deal with being a failure and wanting to kill himself

Suicide

Don't post about Sersh, you cumming on a picture of her, and ditch the trap shite.

joining ISIS

Not by doing this

Almost impossible, possible, I guess I could try a conversion therapy like an ice-pick lobotomy

i'll gladly be your surgeon

Absolute heresy OP

Be glad you don't have a Calvinist hoor of a daughter. And this

Is Calvinism the most Jewish branch of Christianity?

Take solace in the fact that if you're an autistic failure it's because god decided you would be long before you were born. But at the same time if you sort your shit out you have him to thank.

Praise be to allah and all that jazz, lads

Good news

irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/fianna-fáil-working-on-plan-for-united-ireland-1.3007587

How are we now

Good lads, don't embarrass the isle and vote against it please. Don't think our reputation could ever recover and you would quite frankly be taking a huge sloppy shite on every little bit of our history

DEUS VULT

This. I will personally thump around every West Brit bastard that votes against a united Ireland

Mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once

>tfw calvinism is the most biblical branch of Christianity
>tfw no calvinist denominations that aren't creationists
This is why I can't be a Christian anymore, protestants are biblical but following the bible leads to crazy shit, and Catholics/Orthodox aren't biblical and aren't event taken seriously by their leaders.

>hearing about southerners who don't even consider us Irish at all
Nothing more simultaneously enraging and absolutely heartbreaking desu

If you mean "synagogue of Satan", then yes.
Literally Pharisee tier.

No one cares.

Also, in their defence, I'm sure there are Calvinists who don't go full burger over "muh 6000 years", and if you define "Biblical™" as whatever retarded literal interpretation super-Calvinists take, then of course you aren't going to find "Biblical™" groups who aren't retarded super-Calvinists.

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not long now til this reaches our shores and Trinity wankers start apologising.

Anyone else watching the autism show tonight?

>that turk in the replies

Explain this meme

>Late Late Show interviews some people with autism for a documentary they're airing tonight
>one of the guests is 11
>asked what he sees himself doing in 10 years
>tries to make a terrorist joke but bombs
>says Praise Kek at the end of the interview instead of goodbye
I'd link it but RTÉ keeps taking the videos down.

Ahahahahahahaha

Head's killing me lads, might have to lie down for a while.

That can't be real.

We don't have enough T*rkroaches for that.
Plus I hope Dublin drivers would give them the treatment they deserve.

I honestly can't wait to see all the cute Turkgirls here, lads

heen yourself

>linking that saxon twat

>this is the average Sup Forums poster

Really fucking hate women sometimes lads

I love seeing them burn a French flag in protest of Holland and stabbing oranges threateningly, they're about as useless as SJWs

dear god why are turks so rabidly nationalistic? so fucking sensitive and arrogant

hope russia nukes them out of existence

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>Irish people outside of Ireland voting on matters that effect people living here

Please no. Tell me this isn't going to happen.

Fucking HATE autismos

...

Are-lene for president

It'll start with presidential bit the minister introducing it wants it to extend to all elections
Best explanation of why it's a bad idea

>trap her in a position of no power
Good idea.

does /éire/ like corr ṁóna?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8KfwGkT0tTo

I know it is.
>She can't do anymore damage to the DUP

Why are skinheads the only brits that protest?

WHEN SCOTLAND LEAVES THAT MEANS THE UNIONISTS WILL WANT TO LEAVE TOO, RIGHT?

Nice idea but it's only temporary, is that spinny glass sheet from superman an option? Zod and Arlene floating through space for an eternity
>Kneel before Arelene
Jobless and therefore have the free time

Everyone else is working

/éire/ is fucking dead tonight.

im here

Some of us are lurking in the background

Busy being productive for a change.

I'm only home

not enjoying this 12 to half eight work bollocks lads

look forward to a return to NEETdom at the end of this week

lousy smarch weather

On Montserrat Facebook lads, never seen so many irishboos

FFS it's easier to get a good job when you have a shitty one, being NEET is just being a drain either on welfare or your parents. While I'm loving the free time to study & catch up on reading, routine and self sufficiency are needed. At least get yourself into some sort of education.

>captcha just asked which phrase out of 6 is correct
fucking google
they am playing gods

>still procrastinating applying for jobs
Send help.

>tfw frogweeb's out fucking french beours right now

that whole place got VOLCANO'd didn't it?
weather's been weird this winter tb h
this is my fourth one here

don't mansplain at me

frogweeb is getting his boypussy pounded by Ahmed and Mahmoud

i got that too earlier
what the fuck do they think i am

this poster was irish: archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/7904821/#7904821

imagine these retards could be browsing /éire/

>frogweeb gets a rentboy
>skinny twink in a blonde wig shows up
>they fuck
>afterwards frogweeb asks if he wants to eat
>says he has some chips left over
>"chips? curry? cheese?"
>it's sershfrog
>breaks down crying tears as watery as his cum

>expecting me to read all that
Hahaha you chancer

this teebeehitch

/lgbt/ is one of those boards I imagine to be fairly self-contained. I reckon the posters there don't venture to the rest of Sup Forums very often.

Katie desu

proofs of her irishness?

Somebody give me the quick rundown.

>no frogweeb
>/éire/ dies
Typical

Filled to the fucking BRIM wey trannies boyo. JP II would never have stood for this
I've had a few drinks again tonight so I'm back. Yous will be shweet

is it hard to register a party in Ireland? I might try register a national socialist party for the laugh

/cgl/ is like that too i imagine
it's filled with women. they're definitely the majority there.
some "bisexual" (read: normal female) girl is talking about having a crush on some girl at her secondary school.

>Nationalism
>Socialism
Literally Ireland's wet dream but certain interested parties continue to slander it

you need a TD i think.

You need a certain number of signatures who say they're members of the party, or need a TD or Councillor to back it.

Nobody fucking asked you ya silly cunt keep your fucking lack of knowledge to yourself.

Developed a roving eye in the last year and a half lads. Was always a straight shooter, a real gent, now I'm forever chatting girls up looking for that sweet ride. Wonder what that's about

I wanted to make a joke party for the craic but it seemed like too much hassle.

I think you need at least 300 members or you can pay up. Considering absolute meme parties such as Identity Ireland, the Irish Democratic Party which is just one guy in Offaly and the United People which is just a cracker in Louth are registered it shouldn't be that hard. The National Party still aren't registered though, here's the register.
oireachtas.ie/parliament/media/main/documentation/Register.pdf

see an ophthalmologist lad

>you're right but i'm an angry lad so i'm gonna say you're wrong in the same sentence
do you have down syndrome?

You will be watching his show in 10 minutes, won't you?

Right mon lads lets have one night without politics. I'm as interested as the next fella but lets opt for comfy posting with /na buachaillí/ for a while
Cheeky cunt haha

No you don't just need a TD you stupid fucking cunt, you can have a certain amount of signatures or a Councillor instead.

Why the fuck do you even post here? Nobody fucking likes you, I've fucking ignored you for fucking months but you keep fucking coming back like chlamydia holy fuck will you ever fuck off you sad lonely cunt nobody fucking likes you

Do any of you fuckers know how to set up an /éire/ livestream that we can watch together?

Bit too far lad. We slag him for the craic, every group has that one eejit everyone rips into but now you're just being a cunt

why do you bother making butthurt posts?
>waah le swissy swissy yank yank hurt my feelings ban him precious saxonjanny
pathetic excuse of a man. get over yourself
will be watching the skyline for you lad

Nobody here likes him though, he should fuck off to his new home /éire/pol.

>We slag him for the craic
No he's cancer and should be treated as such.

>but now you're just being a cunt
Aye it's easy to say when you show up once in a blue moon to drink and don't have to deal with the cunt every fucking week.

Insufferable nigger, the threads are better when he goes on his fucking 12 hour hiatuses.

who

you could try a site like this
watch2gether.com/

just post here

i like him

doesn't mean i dont take the piss out of him, he usually handles it pretty well

I don't mind him. He's only a pup yet lad, been passed from pillar to post, he likes to belong here so leave him be. Aye his memes are fucking shite so rip him wey he posts them but his post there now was grand. If he'd a tricolour no one would've batted an eye. Bit of understanding wouldn't hurt
See above

no I legitimately hate him
hes always wrong about everything but he never admits it

>I don't mind him.
And I don't give a shite about your opinion.

Leafposters need to leave.