Have any of you ever been caught masturbating?

Have any of you ever been caught masturbating?

I fear one of my neighbours might have seen me but not sure. I had curtains in the room where I have my desk and I thought you couldn't really see anything through them but now I'm not sure what it was like at night. They've been replaced by roll down screens some while ago so now I'm good.

How do I deal with this? I hardly ever see my neighbours(big garden on their side so their house is like 30m away from me) so I can't judge by how they look at me and I can't just ask them.

I assume if they had seen me they maybe would've left a note to stop in case a child saw or something?

Do you think that a screen that is about 3m away from a window and then curtains and then 30m distance they could make out anything that was on my screen? Could they have seen my shadow masturbating?

If so I've royally screwed my reputation over as a normal decent citizen(small town, everybody knows each other and talks) but I've no way of knowing if anybody saw. Nothing so far indicates it.


Thoughts/experiences on this?

I see my neighbour watching porn and jerking off frequently, every time I take a piss as my bathroom faces his study/computer room.

I dont really care.

If you still have the old blind you can test it. hanging it up in a lit room. then go outside in the dark and look back in.

Nobody cares, OP. Your neighbor probably fucks tubs of ice cream. Who gives a shit?

Everybody masturbates. If they snitch, tell them you saw them some other night.
Who gives a shit nigger?

lmao who the fuck cares you autist

Go for broken Op.

Buy a gimp-suit and strut round your garden whilst swinging a Samurai-sword.

own that shit nigga... so what if he goes around telling EVERYONE "hey i saw op crankin himself in the privacy of his own home while i was being a filthy voyeur..."

Ain't nobody who's a regular human being gone give to shits you jerk off to whatever it is you jerk off to. We all fucking do it.

Yeah my gf is gonna want to know why I hung up an old curtain. I don't know if she would understand, maybe even feel insulted. Though she's always been very understanding but explaining this situation would be too akward and she already has a lot on her mind.

You all seem to think it's no big deal but I don't know, this town feels really old fashioned(I live in Belgium) and thought it would be a big deal.

I guess maybe you're right though. Also, my neighbour is a family with kids, if it was just some dude I wouldn't have cared as much.

>be me
>14
>masturbating to hbo hooker documentary
>mom walks in
>I cover up with a towel
>she comes in and kisses me on the cheek and says "sorry to interrupt just letting you know I'm leaving"
>she leaves
>I finish jerking it

My old neighboor saw me watching Sapphire Erotica once through the window. I've never been more embarassed my whole life. I couldn't look them in the eyes the next two weeks. Then I decided to move away. I simply couldn't endure the embarrassement anymore. My whole life was flipped upside down. Now I live in Houston and have a beautiful lfe.

Even if they saw, it'll be slightly awkward and funny for a little while and then they won't care. You shouldn't care either.

Just stand 30m away from your computer and you'll know what they could see.

Then consider the fact that they probably weren't paying attention to you because they were busy doing their own shit in the garden.

So for most accurate results, stand 30m away from your computer then completely ignore the computer and think to yourself "Damn, I'm a paranoid faggot".

Just jerk it for all to see user, you faggit.

Caught by my brother once. Not so bad.

He's been caught by my mom, sister, my mom's friend, and her daughter. Guy just doesn't know how to stay incognito.

>maybe would've left a note to stop

"We know what you were doing in there yesterday"

Never was caught as a teenager but my ex caught me about 3 years back (Would have been 26 or 27).
She got off work early.
When I heard her key in the door, I immediately panicked and mashed windows+L.
Still had the porn playing on full volume and couldn't type in my long ass password fast enough with lubed up hands.
She just laughed it off

She would probably just laugh at you. Doubt she cares if you feel insecure about getting caught fapping

Hahahah

A few times, but none of end up with screaming or anything. Just... a low-sounding "WTF?" followed by a sigh. Probably has something to do with how I masturbate.

It's not a big deal bro , you are not the first guy to be caught and you won't be the last

>be me
>Maybe 9
>Jerkin it in my parents bed while they were in the living room
>Hard as diamonds and butt nekkid
>Dad walks in
>I panic, throw the sheets over me
>I was sweating by how hard I was jerkin
>Dad asks why
>Idk it's hot in here
>Dad comes over and takes off blanket
>Sees me butt naked in his bed with a hard on
>Who taught you to do this?
>Idk what to say
>You did, dad.
>Dad has a look of disgust and just leaves

>Parents divorced so these are separate occasions.
Walked in on my mom having sex when I was a kid
>I had no idea what she was doing until I grew up
Walked in on my mom masturbating when I was a kid
>I had no idea what she was doing until I grew up
Saw dad's cum in the toilet and he forgot to flush
>Laughed at him and asked if he had a wank.
I've never been caught, but my parents know I wank alot.

Go on then, how do you masturbate?
There is no need to set yourself up to tell us shit like that, just fucking tell it.

Prone masturbation, m8. Look it up.
>semi-erect dick
>find something to grind and press my dick on, usually the edge of a square sofa.
>Grind/press my dick while watching porn on my phone
>30 - 40 seconds in I feel something coming and I let go, forcing all the cum to fall down my thighs, or stick to my cloth if I'm wearing something.

What the virgin fag fuck what?

I accidentally pressed ctrl+p and somehow managed to print a porn site page when I was jerking off one time.

When I was around 16, my mom walked into the bathroom as I was masturbating under the running bath water. (I'm a girl)
Humiliating to say the least.

u fucking retardo, just hang it for a few minutes/seconds while u test, then take it off

and do it anytime shes not there, moron

Tits

Everyone masturbates. EVERYONE. A mature adult won't give a shit that someone else masturbates in their own home.
If anything, they are probably into it. Clearly OP is a teenager and just discovered beating his dick.

Bonus story
>Be Muslim
>In Islam, if your semen comes out, intentionally or not, you have to take a special bath, to purify yourself
>Believe in this but too lazy to bath if I'm jerking it at 1am
>I hold it in. Every. Fucking. Time.
>Religious loophole best loophole

...

Heard my apartment neighbors in San Diego having sex. Walked past their window and asked of they needed a hand.

Room mate in San Diego let some chick that friend zoned him hard stay with us. She was asleep or so I thought. I started cranking it and she laid there watching. Didn't say a thing until I finished and she said I had a nice dick.

Most people are more embarrassed to have seen me
masturbating I just continue, It's hard being a school teacher.

Dude, your mom is hot for you.
This reminds me of that infomercial Kenny used in KvS "Who's the bigger idiot".

Wrong, my ex-girlfriend never masturbated until I met her at 20. Since then she has masturbated twice upon my request, now 26. About as often as we had sex, too.

sauce?

Ahahaha. Nigger you are naive a little boy. Younger girls will lie their asses off saying they don't masturbate. 20 bucks says she had an electric toothbrush or a "favorite hairbrush" or even a secret dildo hidden away when she was a teenager.

here ya go little fella...
>be me like 11, 12
>mom not home spanking furiously to some softcore cinemax shit i had clandestinely recorded the previous evening at 2am (vhs)
>middle of the day, front room, shades and blinds wide open...
>friend comes over, was gonna knock, but saw me playin my lap drum on couch...
>just leaves instead
>later that day hangin out with the kids
>hey chris is goin around tellin everybody how he caught you wankin it on your couch..."
>"yeah so? that was some tasty porn fellas... of course im gonna jerk off to it..."
>mfw every one else in the group rushes to share their masturbation stories with me to prove how cool they are - im alpha as fuck...
beat chris's ass anyway for not mindin his business...

fuckin chris