ITT: We're in the waiting room at the doctor's office

ITT: We're in the waiting room at the doctor's office.

ALRIGHT NOBODY FUCKING MOVE I HAVE A GUN

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

I like to molest children

*licks magazines*

I'm here just to pretend to be a patient when i am actually the doctor

Jesus Christ, I came for my oxycontin script and a cup of shitty coffee. I AM IN NO GODDAMN MOOD. shoot me faggot, maybe then they'll put me on fentanyl patches.
buncha cucks.

*farts and hopes that nobody notices*

Mr. Johnson, the doctor will see you now.

AIDS AIDS I HAVE AIDS COMING THRUE, BUT NOT THE GAY AIDS THE NEEDLE AIDS!

>On my phone texting with keyboard tap volume all the way up.

*COUGH COUGH COUGH* AARRRLLL * MORE COUGHING*

Where the hell is the doctor?

I really need to poop.

Hey what's the smell?

Oh shit! Probably me too

"FUCKING OBAMA CARE"

I need my vicodin NOW! GIVE IT TO ME!! REEEEE

*sits and waits for nurse to call me for my scheduled appointment with my doctor*

...

The guy with the gun shot him, we're waiting for the other doc

It's going to be a while. The doctor just got shot.

It gonna never happen we're stuck here

I don't see why everyones upset, THAT FUCKING DOCTOR HAD IT COMING