>Walk into your apartment
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do???
Walk into your apartment
Angel Fisher
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Alexander Rodriguez
Be amazed that I somehow have an apartment
Gabriel Bell
I'd say, "GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT DYKE!"
Zachary Brooks
Wonder how I screwed up so much in life to lose my house and now I have to rent like a pleb
Jaxson Flores
Beat the dumb bitch for her terrible annoyingly catchy music and her lack of any body
Leo Miller
Ask her to walk the dinosaur, and then write another song about how she can't keep a steady relationship.
Adam Lopez
Call Kanye
Jeremiah Phillips
Tell her that Beyonce had the best video of all time.
Isaac Jones
Kick her out before she writes some shitty song moaning about me
Lucas King
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Thomas Anderson
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Carson Green
probably rape her.
Michael Martinez
Expose my penis
Masturbate
jizz on her sweater
then ask her wtf she is doing there
Jacob Adams
Wonder how I got so poor I had to live in an apartment
Ryan Parker
One year later "He Kicked Me Out" climbs to the top of the Billboard charts.
Sebastian Moore
Fuck her right in the pussy.
Dominic Thompson
I'm just gonna shake it off.
David Wilson
Punch myself in the face hard enough to make my nose bleed, then use that blood to masturbate furiously while crying.
Robert Moore
Oh Tay Tay, back for more.
Jose Wood
>cause a rapist gonna rape
>rape
>rape
>rape
>rape
Thomas Gray
Grab her by the neck and ask "that cobra you smashed in that videoclip was a replica, right? RIGHT??!!"
Colton Flores
>Kept you waiting, huh?
Jaxson James
Forty keks
Christian Kelly
Kill her in self defense
Cameron Walker
I would "Swear like a sailor, and say, screw you taylor swift"
Lincoln Morris
>ask WTF she is doing there and how the fuck she got in
>proceed to look for TV show crew, or some shit
What happens next depends on what she answers
Jacob Carter
She's on my list. Tell my wife to take a hike for a couple hours. Have consensual sex with Miss Swift.
Zachary Powell
lurk Sup Forums whit her, she's one of us
Ayden Peterson
Remove life-force from her body. Quick as I can.
Andrew Green
I'd ask if she'd eaten and offer her food and drink if she didn't.
Hopefully she'll help cooking.
I'm a simple man.
Isaac Gray
i'm sure that's what the doctors said about you
Aiden Kelly
IT'S MORPHIN TIME
Jaxson Butler
Nah, the only thing he said was that i'm hyperactive :)
Brody Sanchez
id offer her a long relaxing foot massage, during which, i would smell the sweet aroma coming from her sweaty toes.
then id put on my robe and wizard hat.
Kevin Phillips
Call the 5-0 and have her arrested for trespassing
Juan Hernandez
force her to eat scrambled eggs
Hunter Thomas
>She's on my list. Tell my wife to take a hike for a couple hours. Have consensual sex with Miss Swift.
>Have consensual sex with Miss Swift.
>consensual
Yeah.... good luck with that
Christian Lee
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Adrian Morris
>"Oh hey user my car has broken down can i stay with you toni-"
>"CASTLE DOCTRINEEEEEEEEE" *BANGBANGBANGBANG* "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED REEEE"
Jose Murphy
step 1: kill everyone around her
step 2: make her my new sex slave
step 3: post tit pics of her on /b with time stamp
Adrian Perry
Ask her why she's in my home.
She replies "I heard you called me a stupid fucking cunt on Twitter. it made me so wet"
Then she blows me.
"Call me a cunt, please daddy she says, furiously rubbing her clit"
"no. because you want that"
Then as im about to cum I wake up with autism.