What's Sup Forums's plans for valentines day?

What's Sup Forums's plans for valentines day?

Play WoW, drink, and shed manly tears knowing the girl who just dumped me is out getting drunk and nailed by another man tonight

Valentine's day just ended here. Wife cooked a 3 course meal, we did protractor sex, it was fucking awesome

absolut and tears (they blend)

my step mom is coming over for dinner

Wait for fucking Amazon to deliver my gift

videogames, I'm currently stuck at a dry house for a couple days so I don't get to drink or smoke any weed today.

>write cute poem for classie
>"wow user that's the cutest valentine's poem I ever got"

That was basically it. She folded it together, put it in her pocket and didn't mind me.
I'm at home smoking a joint.

waiting for vibrator(s) to arrive.

Alliance or Horde?

Gonna bang her?

Drunkard mum is visiting. Hope she'll be drunk enough to fuck

so you didn't escalate after that and ask her out for coffee?

Your own fault bruh.

ofc

Good man!

Being crippled by depression

pornhub, that's what I'm going to do

Apparently i'm being dragged around in the cold for 6 hours then i have to sit through fifty shades darker cause one of the girls insists valentines day be special despite me and the others insistence is just a day to sell chocolates.
Hopefully a better more relaxed night later.

Brightside: i'm apparently riding bitch this year so my hard earned paychecks are going right into a new TV instead of a steak dinner or something cause the romantic one told us off for trying to go to the ATM.

>what does he mean by "be my valentine?"

This is like almost every encounter with women I've ever had, not even mad anymore.

Yeah that's exactly how women work though, If you want them *you* have to make the effort.

Women have the power of choice in the west, men have the privilege of being chosen or not.

Get lucky I hope