Lets get a story/green text thread going about times you where at a party and found a drunk or passed out girl

lets get a story/green text thread going about times you where at a party and found a drunk or passed out girl.

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>be 17
>invited to party at rich kids house
>parents bought booze for party but left kid alone while they went on a trip
>alcohol everywhere, people getting pretty rowdy
>people basically having sex on the dancefloor
>go upstairs to take a piss
>as im walking down the hallway i see rich kids younger sister, about 15, past out in her room
>close the door
>leave her alone because im not a fucking creepy faggot
>OP should die in a ditch

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Are you gay or something.

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good on you, OP is a faggot.

>At cool people party
>Drink lik one of the cool ones
>(gorl) Hi user u wan sum fuk?
>No thanks ur not preddy enough for my cool guy
>drink games like checkers and beer dance
>4am
>feel spin like those spin cups at didney worl
>Go to spew in toilet
>see sink, spew there instead
>wolk back to couch
>See uggo from earlier
>Asleep near heat vent
>BITCH ITS COLD GET OF
>won't wake up
>jokingly feel her boobs under shirt
>still wont wake up
>jokingly taker pants off
>laugh. bros will think my funny
>jokingly put on condor
>was just joking
>take it off
>put in her vagoober
>can't climate into her because too cool for kids
>whatifitsajoke.exe
>climate into her warm uggo puspus
>go to bed

practice your photoshop more

same fag

Anyone with experience in finding drunk chicks on public transports?

U sure?

Would bet

Timestamp face address and credit card details for proof

Heaps
Just stand on the tracks and wait

Lolfag

>drunk
>friends hot sister is also drunk
>invites me to sneak into her room all flirty
>i do at the agreed time
>she's passed out
>put blanket on her
>turn her head sideways
>put bottle of water on nightstand
>leave
pic semi related. she looks similar.

ITT: Rape confessions with looged IP addresses
> Nice try FBI

Good man

Hurr-durr.. FBI ain't got no time for this shit.

> small gathering at my place
> lots of booze
> eventually just four left
> tiny jailbait, coke dealer, beta clinger, myself
> jailbait is passed out drunk on the bed
> five foot zero.. 90lbs.. About 14 or 15
> all drunk.. Start posing her for funny pics
> start undressing her.. Not a joke anymore
> she's naked from the top down on her back with her head hanging off the bed
> coke dealer unzips and sticks it in her mouth
> I stick my hand in her pants and feel around
> beta male "uh.. I'm gonna just get going guys"
> hell no bitch.. You're in this too so you'll keep your mouth shut.
> we force him to fuck her mouth too
> meanwhile we pull her pants off
> all three of us stayed dressed..
> but took turns violating her
> beta actually came on the floor after a while in her mouth.. Retard
> dealer fucked her pussy and blew on her non-existent chest
> I fucked her pussy for a bit and played just-the-tip with her ass
> came all over that tiny pussy and ass.. Rubbed it in a little
> cleaned her up.. Dressed her.. Swore secrecy
> she never hung out with us again.. And we drifted apart too
> see each other in public sometimes.. Always that "I remember" stare

I agree. Seems like Sup Forums has changed. Clearly logging IP's as well as they are using some weird, slow-ass image hosting service for all of the uploaded images. I think just by coming to the site you are being put on "the list" for the FBI.

kek

More?

Good man.

"Artistic works of FICTION..."
Anyone who thinks FBI will do anything over typed b.s. is fucktarded.

> be at house party
> tight little blonde is there
> it's a small gathering
> gets down to just four of us
> buddy takes other girl to bedroom
> leaves me with tight little blonde
> she's wasted.. and bored..
> says we can fuck.. but it doesn't mean anything
> we take our pants off and she starts riding me on the couch
> I think she came.. Then just held onto me while I pumped up
> I ask if she's on the pill
> no response..
> lift her head a bit
> passed out
> dick becomes diamonds for some reason
> thrust a bit more and pump my load into her
> decide to pass out too with her on top of me
> wake up to a strange sensation around 4am
> then I realize what woke me up..
> this drunk chick is pissing herself and by extension on me!
> I'm in disbelief.. Pick her up (only 110lbs or so)
> lay her over the arm of the love seat
> come back from wiping myself off to her ass and pussy still bent over the seat
> fuckit.. Technically I rape her from behind at this point
> grab my pants and leave her behind with two deposits of cum in her

Actually fucked this girl sober a couple of times too later on in the year. Hot little trashball she was. Kek

My Wife isn't into anal play but every once in a while she will get black out drunk and when she passes out I'll go in hard for the ass pound. She tries to fight me off and begs me to stop but I just hold her down and ass rape her till I cum balls deep. Best part is she never remembers the next day. Cash.

>Went to school with a girl named Georgina who was a slut in middle school and a total whore in highschool, she was a year younger than me
>Also lived down the street from her
>She gave me my first blowjob when I was 14
>Didn't cum, had DGS like most 14 year olds, but shit was still very cash
>Once she started Highschool, she started whoring herself out for rides too and from school, cigarettes, weed, bitch beer ,money, etc

Anyways
>Be me, Junior in high school, got a decent ride, part time job at gas station, etc
>Regularly steal cigarettes and occasionally 6packs of Smirnoff Ice to trade to Georgina for head
>Popular kid at school throws a party, I get invited, and decide to go to this one (didn't party much in high school)
>Give Georgina a ride to the party
>Be downstairs, hanging out, drinking a little here and there
>Theres like 35 people ther, mostly guys
>Georgina is drinking quite a bit, smoking like a chimney
>Someone asks her how much a blowjob would cost
>"Twenty Dollars"
>She takes this guy to a bedroom upstairs, and blows him
>As soon as she comes back down stairs, another guy gives $20
>She disappears back upstairs for another 10 minutes
>This continues for a while
>I realize I haven't seen her in a while, so I go to check on her
>Find her fully clothed, and passed out in the floor of the bedroom
>Pick her up and move her to the bed
>Before leaving I decide to squeeze her tit
>erection.jpg
>Decide to have a little more fun with her
>Close door and lock it
>Unbutton and unzip her jeans and finger her
>Pussy is wet
>Remove jeans, shoes and socks
>Finger pussy more
>Remove shirt and bra
>Fuck Georgina bareback
>Give it to her for a couple minutes
>Get nervous about her waking up, so I finish quick and cum on her face
>Go downstairs and tell a couple of the guys that shes passed out
>I start drinking a bit more, feeling semi ashamed
>Go up to check on her / apologize to her if shes awake
>Literally 9 guys in the room taking turns fucking her

>DGS
The fuck is DGS?

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DGS

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nope

Continued
>Her face is covered with cum
>Several guys have cream pied her
>Currently have her in doggie style
>A couple guys talking about fucking her ass
>"Hey user, you want in?"
>"Yeah, come on man, you'd be number 12"
>"Nah, I'm about to head out, somebody needs to take her home."
>Go home and go to sleep
>Next day, wake up, see my buddy on AIM, ask if they got the whore home ok
>"Yeah man, we left her in her backyard"

The fuckers left her laying in a chase lounger in her backyard, butt naked, face still covered with cum, and with shit about her being a whore, and how many guys fucked her written on her chest in magic marker. All this, and it was in the middle of fucking mosquito season in the Southern US.

She ended up pregnant, but miscarried (everyone claimed it was intentional) after like 2 months.

Play with my roommate all the time when she's passed out

You must have a small cock, most women know the day after they had anal, because their asshole is still sore.

my prom date

So instead of being a beta dumb faggot, why not organize the anal that you want from her by pretending once a week/or however often possible take her out to dinner or just drinks on purpose get her shitfaced take her home and fuck her ass.

Worst part of this story is leaving her nude overnight during mosquito season.

>17 in high school
>get invited to first real party
>no adults just under aged high schoolers getting drunk
>puss ratio higher than sausage
>we all are far more than drunk
>I take it slow so i don't throw up like a puss
>go to bathroom cause bladder is full
>find one of the hotter chicks in there with one of her friends passed out at the toilet
>ask her friend if I can use it and she says yes and leaves her drunk friend so I can use it
>turn on fan and faucet and start peeing
>realize she is completely passed the fuck out
>nudge her a bit and not waking
>nudge her harder still nothing
>hornyness takes over as a teen
>unbutton her pants and zipper
>she still passed out
>pull up her jean shorts just enough to see her panties
>push her knees to her chest with her shorts around her thighs
>pull her panties up to her shorts to reveal her pussy
>I quick take off my shorts and slide my dick in
>even passed out drunk she was wet
>I start fucking her and shes still passed out
>by now shes super wet because I've been fucking her
>I'm about to cum so I go deep into her pause to catch up and fuck some more
>go under her shirt and grab her tits
>I'm fucking her while holding those tits
>do this for 3 more minutes
>about to cum so I pull out and cum above her pussy in between her and her shorts
>clean her and walk out
>no one ever found out

She is a huge drunk and takes Xanax everyday. Me and my other roommate have taken turns on her a few times.

Those fuckers left her..

Kek you're a rapist champ.
Like you can judge another human

why is she dressed?

Stop trying so hard.

Story? Sauce?

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>my wife had bad gallbladder attacks a couple years back
>getting blacked out drunk was sometimes the only way to not be in pain
>one night she's blacked out and woke me up getting into bed
>shes out a second later
>i am now wide awake
>have work in 4 hrs
>idea
>start playing with the nips
>a little rough
>she's staring to shift around


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you know you have more that you can share

you from the netherlands? her name starting with a 'L'

Nice
> met 27yo 130lb blonde waitress at Denny's
> small talk and a phone number
> waited a couple days
> messaged her about meeting for drinks
> Friday comes and we're at sports bar
> mini drinking competition later we are leaving
> get back to my place and she is fall down drunk
> carried her to bedroom for sloppy make out
> aaaand she's unconscious
> start feeling her up.. Reach into her pants
> smooth and moist
> undress her and pose her a few different ways
> start fucking her mouth and massaging her pussy
> enter missionary.. Enjoy at own pace
> cum across her c-cups and wipe cock on her lips
> clean her up and go to sleep
> next morning she looks bewildered as she gets dressed
> asks if we fucked.. I say I think so
> asks if I used a condom (lie and say yes)
> drop her off at home

now we're getting somewhere, this has potential

>play nice
>shes moaning softly
>start to move down
>start rubbing clit
>more shifting more moaning
>she clenches her legs
>she came

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She looks underage in pic. Got moar?

please don't

more pics though

At last, a /bro/ that isn't a total fucking creep

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>be in college
>at crazy party off campus
>find drunk chick passed out
>drag her into closet
>strip her completely
>sloppily fuck her unresponsive body
>cum on her ass
>dress myself and walk out smiling
>see bro
>tell him about closet
>brofist
>see him next day
>inadvertently start the train that was run on that girl
>no fucks given

Apparently, something like 20 guys went to town on her.

plz moar

Why does she have a scar :(

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>start to finger her
>one two three
>as many as i can
>start to be rough
>shes wet and ready
>but struggling hard and still the occasional moan
>shes trying to force me away
>take down panties
>leave on one leg
>mount.exe
>start fucking hard


cont

>found drunk bitch
>dragged her into a room
>ripped down them pants
>started fucking that ass
>she was still dead drunk unconscious
>even so, I still kept punching her in the face telling her to shut the fuck up
>kept yelling things at her like "YOU'RE A FAGGOT YOU'RE A FAGGOT SHUT UP I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU BLUK BLUK BLUK BLUK"
>(bluk bluk bluk ws be vocalizing the sound my dick was making in her asshole)
>cummed deep in her ass, took a shit on her face, then left her in the room with a mini american flag sticking out of her rammed ass


She died apparently, but whatever I left the state the next morning anyway

>she is struggling and trying to push me off
>diamonds
>she starts to vocally complain
>asking me to stop
>it hurts
>even harder
>tell her i will stop
>tell her i am pulling out
>fuck even harder

>shes crying a little but moaning softly
>take it bitch
>grab her hips
>cum buckets
>leave her undressed but cover in blanket

>next morning
>go to work
>work form home so go into next room
>feel guilty wait for her to say somthing
>waiting all day
>she says nothing
>ask her about last night
>she plays it cool just drank and went to bed
>ask her about how she woke up
>she is embarrassed
>shyly tells me she must have masturbated
>painties half off
>pussy sore


>tell her what happened
>she smiles
>shes wet
>we fuck
>thatwentbetterthanexpected.png

She wants me to rape her more often

Finish the story in a post or fuck off. Stop begging for attention. Fucking newfags.

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I got to do this once. I lived with two girls one year in college, one of which was a tease that loved to use me as a surrogate boyfriend minus the fun for me parts. I made up for all her bullshit once.
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>College, live with two girls
>relevent to story is hot redhead
>other roomate is at her boyfriends frat function or some shit, won't be home until next day
>red wants to drink
>we get shitfaced at home while watching tv on the couch until she is incapable of sitting up on her own
>I'm not exactly sober either
>falls over while eating pizza, ass towards me
>stops talking, pizza slice falls out of her hand onto floor
>I start squeezing her ass
>she mumbles something incoherent
>lights are on but no one's home
>slip my hand inside her sweatpants
>no panties
>pull hand out and stand up
>try to pull her legs straight but she just curls up into a ball
>cant get her pants off, cant get to her tits
>pry her mouth open and shove it in
>instead of pushing me off she curls up tighter
>i can work with this
>pull her to the edge of the couch, get on my knees, grab the hair on the back of her head
>start just absolutely facefucking the shit out of her
>can hear her trying to talk, her eyes never open
>she stops trying to talk and starts grunting and making gagging sounds as I start hitting the back of her throat
>coat the back of her throat with cum, one of the best orgasms of my life
>shes coughing as she chokes on it
>sit her up and pour a little of her drink in her mouth, eventually she swallows the booze and cum mix
>laid her back down
>slap her ass as hard as I can, getting a small yelp out of her
>clean up pizza she dropped
>put blanket on her and spanked her again for good measure
>go to my room and go to sleep

Next day she was bright and cheerful aside from being hung over. If she was aware of it she never showed it. Unfortunately never had a chance to repeat as I moved out about a month later.

Literally the worst fucking written fantasy story I've ever read

The 2 in her age may have been a misprint.. Stop asking questions. Kek

nude pic?

thanks, any moar ?

No full nudes. I kept her dress partially on the whole time

She has a 10/10 fat pattie

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Being this new

dick in pussy?
cum on body?

Kek approved debauchery.

This one was pretty passed out..


> dating girl for a while
> meet her family etc.
> her mom lives in a basement suite
> moms bf is sketchy mofo
> few month's pass
> she's crying, angry, distraught
> mothers bf had been molesting her little sister
> had even begun raping her when opportunity presented itself
> her sister is 8
> mothers bf is m.i.a. with warrant out
> gf agrees to have little sister sleep over until he is caught and mom moves
> few weeks go by
> little sister sleeps like a brick because she's on melatonin in Nyquil
> can't sleep otherwise.
> gf asks if I can watch her alone over the weekend while she settles her mother in a town over
> "sure.. She's pretty self sufficient anyhow."
> terrible thoughts invade my mind Friday night
> I make noise, prod the girl, literally try to wake her up..
> won't wake up.. Best response is grunts and shifts
> Saturday night
> I made sure she had a bit extra of the sleep aides

Pretty shit but
>party rounds mates when I was like 15
>1 girl ends up getting black out drunk and passes out
>her girlfriends put her into a room
>few of my mates and me go into the room to get booze from our bags
>see her passed out leaning face first into the side of the bed
>friends pull her trousers down
>spread her ass cheeks
>mate just says nice
>we all leave the room

Ok guys
>be in sophomore year in college
> be in frat
> throws frat party
> rule is for every guy there must be 2 girls or rejection
>everyone is shit faced off the kegs and jungle juice
> go upstairs in my room to get some weed
> what the fuck?
> blonde, 5'3, athletic, huge ass, and 34 C tits passed out on my bed
> I go up to her and tells her to get the Fuck out
> she does not move or make sound
> starts pushing her and still doesn't
> demononmyrightgetsanidea.jpg
> starts pulling off leggings and they go off with ease
> takes off thong and immediately smells aroma of her pussy.
> she's super wet I am fucking diamond
> takes out dick and goes to stick in it and

REPLY TO THIS OR YOUR MOTHER DIES IN HER SLEEP.

Nice!

Taking a sip after I blasted her face and tits

Doesn't catch anyone off guard when you capslock that shit tier anti-meme.

Keep it going

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> be 16
> cousin is 21 and in college
> brings me to party
> girls think I'm a cute novelty and do gay shit like play with my hair and kiss my cheeks
> skulk around like an autist for 2 hours while everyone gets drunk as I sip on a Mtn Dew
> check rooms for cousin, want to go home
> stumble upon girl I knew from high school who was a senior last year, passed out on bed
> say her name a couple times, poke her stomach
> feel dick tingle... push up her shirt slowly
> pull down bra
> smaller tits than I imagine, still nice though
> stroke her nipples gently for a bit, get huge raging boner
> lick them a little, she starts moving and moaning a little
> stop and start shaking
> pull her shirt down and walk home with a full mast erection
> masturbate furiously for the next 3 weeks to the taste and feel of her nipples

Not a great story, but it was hot as fuck at the time.

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Boy, look at all these super cool pussy slayers on Sup Forums on V-Day

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shit so thats what im suffering from as a 34 yo male. I get a healthy amount of ass but still masturbate 5-7 times a day (more if i dont have work) and absolutely need other stimulation while having sex.

>mocking people for being on Sup Forums
>while on Sup Forums

Shit tier meme is shit

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