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why are you single on valentines day ?

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cuz im ugly motherfucker?

Because I like cumming inside of 5 different women on a rotating schedule, instead of just 1 when she is 'in the mood'.

fat and ugly

I'm incredibly lazy and just don't care.

i dont celebrate holidays, birthdays, i have no friends or family and i dont see women as human

I'm a fat guy, but that has nothing to do with it. My girlfriend broke up with me a few days ago, because I can't stop accusing her of being a bad person, when she's actually probably one of the best girls I've ever met.

tahts great. which one shall u come in today ?

Can't find a girl I'm interested in. When I ever do find a girl I'm interested in, she has a boyfriend or doesn't reciprocate.
Endless supply of Christian fatties though.

Because she's in class and I'm waiting for her to hop on my dick

Oh you said single not alone

Nvm

because my wife died

becuz am muslim and we dont do shit like this

Sauce?

Still waiting for age of consent laws to be abolished.

Because I don't know how to seduce women obviously.

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Trust no one

I'm not, I'm waiting for her to get out of class then take her shooting, tennis (maybe), a nice ass fucking dinner then back to my place to fuck real good then watch Office Space. Why are you single on Valentine's Day, OP?

Same

Damn bro...

Because my ex is a whore

because idk how to flirt with boys

I'm a balding overweight Asian manlet with a small dick but I have money and I've probably paid for more 10/10 pussy than /b and /r9k combined. I no longer know how to relate to regular women.

Damn right he is.

Broke up with ex a little over 2 months ago, still feeling great most of the time.
Also she and my mother convinced me that i'm a heartless monster/sick in the head, because people get easily attached to me and i don't give a fuck about them, so i'm better off alone.

If i wouldn't get lonely sometimes, i'd dwell on my other problems, or feel inadequate about something else, so it doesn't make any difference.

Going hard for satori

Say hello and play with your hair... thats it. blokes are easy.

so true

I have no motivation to date anyone because all that's left are single moms looking for someone to pay for her shitty decisions or the noticeably defective .

Tumblr grade faggotry

cause you ugly

Maybe because I've sold my soul and became a soldier years ago.

I do and say stupid shit when I'm near a girl I relly like

I choose to be. Following my passions, focusing on me and my life, having money to spend. It's fantastic not having someone to weigh me down.

I'm married... Through the years is like being alone in Valentines Day.

Cause the girl i went out with twice and we kissed after disappeared and "is busy"

Fucking fuck

I know that feel

Theae are all prime examples of dubbies

I'm engaged at 20 lol

Fat, broke, no motivation, shit job, late 20's...

I honestly have no clue I'm a real catch.

Lazy faggot.

I've made peace with the fact that I'm gonna die alone.

More of girl on left?

because I fucked a bitch all night, booted her out and then had two other girls come over for vday.

it's called money, talent, charisma, and I don't need one bitch breathing down my neck when I can have as many as I want

Because I'm always single.

Because my girlfriend hasn't left her husband yet.

Broke up with my bitch on December and regretted the fuck out of it. Oh well, that's why we have alcohol.

What's it like cucking a guy? Seems like such a power rush

I mostly choose to be.


I also work night shifts which make meeting women difficult, not to mention the women I'd date are the kind who are semi-hermits like I am which is further limiting.

>Delusions of Grandeur: The Post

I'm sick in every sense of the word except the good ones.

yett it happened. and is going to happen.

lol fuck off

because i easily lose interest in girls/find many i like..

Because im a playa not a mater

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Because the last woman I was fucking 2 weeks ago can't stop doing heroin. She had an autistic kid. She won't get motivated to get a fucking job. Because she would threaten to do shit like this.

Because I can't fucking take someone like that in my life.

In my stupid fucking naiveté I thought I could turn an addict into a housewife. And I'm a fucking moron for it.

Sup Forums I swear to god it is possible to want to love and kill someone in the same fucking thought.

Fucking proof

Becayse im too looking good and special for the bitches these days so,i always reject them when the girls ask me out. pic related is me

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Because its fuckin great!

Not the original dude, but my younger brother had a great saying: "Leave the headaches for the dumbass."

Words to live by.

I'm in love with my best friend and she's in love with me.

But she has a boyfriend she's been with forever. I could convince her to cheat with me but I don't want that. I could bring up how much better I am than her boyfriend but I'm too much of a pussy.

Because the girl I have feels for lives with her BF. And no one else has come along.

No more Disney movies for you. Seriously, you're done. Throw it out, don't look back.

Because other humans are a plaque.

I am very gracious to be single. Could be waaaaay worse.

I'm an 18 year old fat neet that lives with his parents.

My roommate is currently talking to the girl I'm crazy about.

I'm a 21 year old piece of shit who still lives with his parents.

The girl I was interested in got back with her ex the same day that I asked her on a date.

Cuz when im single I can do whatever the fuck I want whenever the fuck I want, dont have to spend money on a person I really dont give a fuck about, etc etc fuck a relationship hahahahahahahahaha just have sex you idiot

Because I was single yesterday and will be tomorrow. What is different about today?

I'm not confident in my looks or personality to talk to a girl

I'm not. And we both hate Valentine's. So, we're getting drunk and playing Borderlands together.

And you know, I'll fuck her brains out after that.

This is like the fourth fucking thread in the last hour.

Jesus Christ Sup Forums.

This is what women do, instead of having one companion, they have hundreds of different people they use

She's getting fucked by nigger dick and yet youre her "soulmate" and she won't do anything to change that, to go from nigger dick to yours

That's why i refuse to see women as human. Like it or not any relationship man and female will involve cuckoldry

It's easy for men not to emotionally cheat because women don't have personalities. The only thing the man wants to do is put his dick in things, if it's a loaf of bread or his own hand

That's also why women are so catty its not because they're just catty shitty people, although they are, they know about the invisible emotional bonds they create and they work to prevent other women from creating these

I'm married to a woman that hates this cringe-fest commercialized hallmark forced love holiday just as much as me!

I'm lucky

because I can't stop analyzing myself and every action I take to the point of being unable to do anything properly, disconnecting me from who I really am and distancing me from other members of the human race, as well as my natural tendencies and needs

I could be alpha and successful, but some incomprehensible force stops me from doing things effectively

And every time I succeed I am pulled down by my inflated ego, making me think I'm some kind of a demigod above all other human beings

Having shit luck. I'm not doing anything any worse than other people, sometimes better, but you need to get lucky and make good choices to succeed in anything in life.

Because I'm fat and ugly...

I got my mom

Because she's being flaky as fuck and i'm not sure what to do about it.

Broke up with my GF yesterday cause her Borderline was getting pretty damn anoying and she broke my guitar in a rage.

my crush is living 400 km away. any advice

nice, a new one for me. plz post more if you have :D

> I moved out of my garbage home town for a better overall life in Colorado.
>Had some basic traffic tickets I was paying on and they would let me call every month and make the payment.
>One month the power was out in my home town due to a tornado. I couldn't pay the ticket on scheduled time because of this.
>I called the next morning and they told me their systems were down so I had to call back at another time.
>That morning I went to the public library to print off some work related docs.
>Left my wallet by mistake a the station I was sitting at.
>I only walked away for 20 SECONDS at most.
>Came back and all my shit was gone (medical marijuana card, license, social security card, and debit card).
>I Gathered all necessary papers to replace my license and went to he DMV.
>DMV tells me my license is suspended.
>Okay, how do i get it re-instated?
>Gotta pay off all your tickets
>Have a not registering my vehicle ticket, driving without insurancex2, no seat belt, and driving without my license on my person
>all together I have 750 bucks worth of tickets
>not bad will just work and pay it off
>by the way i was in colorado for 6 months when this happened
>whole time i was there my vehicle was breaking down and roommates were shady (stole rent money and just dipped)
>rent money being stolen happened twice
>vehicle finally completely broke down after thousands of dollars of repairs
>walking to work in the winter/riding the bus when i can
>a week after i found out my license was suspended the MED (marijuana enforcement division) comes by work to check chit out
>turns out I have a warrant for my arrest for these tickets
>Key badge gets suspended until i get my shit taken care of
>struggle living on the streets for a couple weeks
>try to flip drugs, but no one knows me so everyone is sketchy and wont deal
>spend last $200 bucks on a greyound bus ticket back to alabama
>not even there for 2 days and get arrested
>sit in jail for 2 days
>cont

Whos dis ?

>have to get my mom to bail me out
>have absolutely nothing to my name
>had a girl I was seeing in colorado,
>call her and explain to her that we cant be together until I get my shit together
>can't use my birth certificate to get my SSC because bama is retarded
>gott have a photo ID
>cant get photo ID without ssc
>waiting on tax return now so I can pay this shit and get my license back to start rebuilding again
>feel like going on a murdering spree every day

Does it ever get better? I grew up in extreme poverty and every time I try to leave it I get fucked even harder.

Get real.

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I'm a /fit/fag with a pretty good body and i've got female friends but i can't make any moves on them mainly due to the fact that i'm a beta-tier at talking to girls. Plus chances are i'd only be in it for the pussy.

'cause i'm a loser who can't stand himself by the fact that i've been cheat over many times.

go on,
need to be rekt by a way or another

Three weeks ago my gf of three years moved to the other side of the planet.

Female companionship is worthless and so am I. I gave up 10 years ago.

you should probably try breaking up with her if you haven't already. long distance never works out user

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She's probably sucking some other dudes dick right now tbh

Yep, ended it when she told me she wanted to move there.

Doubt it. We still talk daily. She's focused on finding a place to live and getting established at her new job. I'm sure it won't be long though.