Just share them,this is a safe place

Just share them,this is a safe place.

i dont have any secrets. take my love instead Sup Forums

I.. DROPPED THE SCREW... IN THE TUNA!!

I have over 20000 hours played on my steam account. That's basically 15% of my whole life.
I'm also necrophile and have the feeling I need to kill everyone if there are more than 1 or 2 people around me.

im 30 and still sucking my thumb

I want to fuck my sister in law

I post greentexts on Sup Forums about how my wife fucked my car, initiated anal dry and fucked a co-worker.

She doesn't know.

I want to fuck my 17yo stepdaughter.

From time to time I still miss my ex. It has been almost 5 years now, and I don't tell my friends because it's been too long, so it's kind of embarrassing now. Never really moved on though...

My nigga

I watch some fucked up porn and my significant others have never known but they aren't really fetishes. F

Wtf jesus christ

videos of children and women being beaten and screaming or crying ( in emotional or physical pain) are so funny to me
i'm a faggot and i can fap to anything that has hot men (rape, torture, scat, puke, cp, zoo...)
Really want everybody to just fuck off and die

Sup Forums is gay

I'm about to post someone's kik on here. I hope the raid ruins her valentines day.

trips confirm

same

i want to fuck my sister/mother/cousins. also i masturbate to best gore
yes i'm suicidal

Last night, for the first time in my life I paid for sex with a thai ladyboy

I found my secret crush's FB and looked through all of her pictures like a fucking stalker.

I met a really good girl eight months ago.. she's everything I wanted in a person. Super smart, funny, model level hot..

She gets sick a lot, and she's tired a lot. She can't eat gluten. I've also gathered that she might not be able to have kids.

Can't marry that, but so perfect.. Gonna break up with her.

I am waiting for my neighbor to have free time to fuck me. And if he doesn't by the end of today, I am going to force him to tomorrow and go at it like animals.

I once gave my brother a partial nude of my wife on huge off-road poster to hang in his garage. I PS it a bit so you couldn't see her full face but he loves that shit even years later.

Wife doesn't know its her...

I can't stand my own body. I can't stand the smell or feel of my sweat. I can't stand the taste of my own mouth. I can't deal with the thought of a female getting intimate with me, as basically everyone else is a better choice, but I fap all the time.

same. and my mother in law, too.

Well let's see

>banged my cousin.. would do it again if I could
>still think about a few exes quite frequently. Seems like they were good times
>still talk to this chick that I'm madly in love with but could probably never make it work.(I'm married)

I love to watch others get hurt/die

I used to wound deep on my chest with a cutter to hide it from people and now its a scary mess and nobody knows, doing my best to avoid a situation where my friends or people could see my chest, even girls i've recently fucked with

Sup Forums is not organized like the news media thinks.

Occasionally, a few autists will get together in a thread and do something random for the lulz. Otherwise this place is just trap threads and pictures of girls from FB who Sup Forumstards will never fuck.

i eat my earwax

she just broke up with her husband so there is potential.
just dont know how to seduce her

Do you enjoy the taste, or is it something else? I eat boogers, I mean, like everyone, so I'm not above the concept, but my earwax tastes terrible.

I plan to drop my gf, but I want to wait a couple of months so I'll get a birthday present from her first.
Is that bad?

I like to smear body fluids on cigs before I smoke them. Have smoked cigs with saliva, snot, cum, blood and sweat.

Show it

my wife gets fucked by our dog about once a week

Feel with you

I'm a guy, am gay, had a fuck buddy from the time I was 12 to the time I was 15, he was 16 when it started, 19 when it ended. I loved it at the time but sometimes I worry it might have messed me up in the head even though I liked it because I have a rape fetish now.

I got a blowjob from a star from the show Modern Family.

My wife doesnt know i have a keylogger installed on the PC. it stays under the radar so its undetectable. kek

I used to mess around with the neighbour girl. Started about 6-7 and finished when I was 10-11 and mom moved and took me with her.

I still think of the childish sex stuff we did.

fart fetish :I

I would fuck all of my cousins

What's she search for?

I eat babies.

Mostly she attempts to check all my social media accounts, but i always stay logged out. but every day she checks anyway lol dumb bitch.

I watch sword art online and enjoy it.

which keylogger? I've been hesitant to do this because I'm afraid the antivirus/-malware would pick it up.

I want to fuck literally every female friend i have. Every coworker, best friend, a best friends GF. I'm very ashamed and don't know how to stop feeling like it...

Do like me. Keep "clean" profiles as well as others she don't know about. I'm really not afraid she'll check my clean ones so I just keep it logged in.

No it wont. Just get the right one.

The one i use is Revealer Keylogger Free . It only shows up under windows task manager under processes. So i doubt she will go snooping through there in that specific tab. especially when its buried inside other processes.

Also not being a faggot. Theres no malware with this. Wont fuck over the Sup Forumsros . I want them to be able to see whats going on on their PC's.

My 14 Year old step sister blew me. And i fucked my daughter

I was in Reno once, and let's just say I did something bad for no reason.

Pics?

I discipline myself in the same manner as dogs.
As result, I can learn things very fast, but find no purpose or "joy" whatsoever in it.
Nothing is ever perfect enough for me, I can't enjoy the little things because of that, and I'd happily give up nearly everthing to be able to.

Sometimes I don't wipe my ass after pooping , and let it dry. Then I pick the crumbs out and break them into a dust over the toilet while smelling it. I've never gotten caught because I always double check to lock the door. I also never leave the poop there if I plan on going somewhere that made, but I don't leave the house most days so it allows me to do this.

>earwax tastes terrible
terrible yet fascinating

Hmm. Maybe killed a guy. Your initials JC?

Shot a man, just to watch him die

Yeah, I don't trust her not to check processes. She's kinda competent with computers for a girl. If something is eating memory or chugging up the system she might just do that.
What does it show up as in processes?

I had a chance to fuck a girl saturday night but instead i watched reruns of superbowls

Kek

It's called "sexdrive" b/ro... roll with it.

fag

>Be me about 1.5 years ago
>Recently single and horny AF
>Deleted Fbook for interviews and grad school so no Tinder
>Try Craigslist
>Start chatting with someone, sends me pics to phone so I dont bother using tineye....
>Mediocre looking enouhg to trust
>Get excited, tell my roommates if I dont text them within a certain period to call the cops cause Im prolly getting mugged or killed
>Get to apartment, text 'girl'
>'Hey user sorry if this is an issue Im actually a tranny'
>Think to myself fuck it, im already here, never been with a tranny, if its a feminine twink I cna probably get by
>Walk in, lights are off, apartment smells bizarre like bad cheese or something
>It is like a chubbyish dude with fake wig and stuff
>Literally so shocked idk what to do
>Lay on couch, dude thing starts putting dick in its mouth
>Heart sinks
>let dick get sucked for like 60 seconds that last forever
>Push the thing off and say 'Yea this wont work, I wont tell anyone'
>Thing never speaks the whole tie just kinda grunts
>I leave and take a shower immediately. Totally not horny for weeks.

So at least I wasnt horny any longer.

Jelly.jpg

meh, i was drunk and bed was comfy. plus it was 430 am.

You should have taken it t tho

SHows up as "Revealer Keylogger Free"

Maybe theres a way to rename it? IM sure theres a way. Might be worth it to be honest. It doesnt hog up any system usage though. Relatively small program actually.

One time my father hit me so much i pissed myself. Like alot. And i had blue eye for like 14 days

I once stole a tube of m&ms ;)

I once ate twice the reccomended serving size

u cunt

Kek

I have masturbated to everything I've seen, if I see something fucked up, it will haunt me and the only way to make me stop feeling sick about watching it is to find it again and masturbate to it and orgasm.

My true reason for losing so much weight is to obtain a body like pic related, despite looking NOTHING like pic related.

HOLY SHITE WHAT'S UP WITH YOU PEOPLE?????!!!!! first a whole tube of m&ms now double portion? Jfc

nearly everyone does that dw

TPB has premium keylogs

I used one years ago and my IT fiance never found it.

Cause ur a guy Im guessing

I want to fuck my girlfriend's parents

Yes....

I'll admit that I do it too.

Welp you do you then.

Im not into dudes or trannies but universally losing weights a good idea. So whatever makes you happy.

All You white people are fucked up.

show it? timestamp

Im sick to death of seeing so much trap and gay shit on Sup Forums. Wtf has happened??? Seriously how do people like that shit

There are definitely too few details in your post. Please elaborate.

Last night I tested the rafters in my garage to see if they could support my weight.

This is the party van right ?

Weird.

But regardless that takes a lot of effort and i gotta commend you.

Did anyone else have a sexploration friend as a kid?

She used to like to pee outside, and I didn't mind watching. I think it was when we realised that we not only different looking but worked different. I remember her asking if she could hold my little d while I took a piss.

That's just the start

>chillin wit the squad at lil chris place
>his ratchet ass side ho coms in
>we start doggin on her, bitch getting nut in lef anrd rite
>Dudes main girl comes in with her girls
>She starts wyling freaking the f out smashing shit beatin the side chick scratchin lil chris
>his mom waks up from the yac and starts treatnin
>Big chris shoots off a couple rnds and smaks the shit out of chris main bitch
>bitches bleedin and cryin
>im like WORLDSTARRR nigga throw that shit up on the web

Well, let's just say it makes me less unhappy.

As long as you're a weirdo.

At 17 i actually tried to kill myself with valium, only my mother knows about it

Thanks.

It wasn't easy at first, but now, I see how easy it is to keep the weight *off.* Counting calories really does work.

my body looks exactly like that since im a kid and i don't get why would people want to look like a fkin skeleton

no. I never saw a naked woman until i was 25 and married, like God intended.

I'm gay but no one in my family knows. I think my step brother is suspicious because he caught me staring at his dick when he was coming out of the shower. I've also recently started transitioning with hormones.