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That's juno temple

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New radio fenriz came recently, did you guys listened to it?

did you mean

t. tuneless blackie

Anyone listened to this yet?
Thought's on it??

youtube.com/watch?v=zSmBCm04TE0
Thoughts?

*blocks your path*
>"IM HELPLEEEEEEEEEES"

the guy from The Cult keeps on looking more faggy

Sounds like Manilla Toad on steroids

You're at a gig and this girl comes up to you and starts grinding her ass on your benis, at which point you realize that she's got a huge load of poop in the back of her pants.

Wat do?

>buttmetal on steroids

that's because it's Mark's solo project

Did you come up with that on your own?

>motorhead riffs on steroids with encucked vocals on korkodil

2bulldozing4me

ITT: We post honorary metal albums.

I refuse her offer to have sex and proceed to find my gf.

she starts writhing on the floor and screeches autistically while rubbing a microphone on a cheesegrater

now what?

I ask her to start screaming and leave me alone, since I have a gf.

put her on the naughty step

Rob's got the right idea

>Manilla Toad

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shit i was gonna post that

>/metal/ hates any album that has more than 30,000 views on youtube
This is a fact.
Prove me wrong.

This is a meme made up by Sup Forumstards that listen to nigger music

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>YouTube
What the fuck are you on about, you don't really listen to music on YouTube, do you?

No but that's the easiest way to check how popular an album is.

>he doesn't sample a few songs from an artist before downloading

Why not real metal?

Not really

What is some essential pizza death?

what the fuck is pizza death?

Cannabis Corpse

>tfw no pizza glam

What's Steel Panther?

Six Feet Under

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early At The Gates

glam is pizza by default

all first wave melodeath (1991-1994)

>pizza

Post amazing albums that were never posted in /metal/
youtube.com/watch?v=FG7l-qXQMgY
youtube.com/watch?v=rIhG_SkRE2s
youtube.com/watch?v=XpC5jzr3irc

I want to HEADPAT those girls.

Do you think Nikki would let me?

>all this faggotry
Leave the hall.

>complains about faggotry
>posts pizza NSBM

DEM T H I C C RIFFS
youtube.com/watch?v=DoCwYWCUMWA

yeah?
>rooting for a team that lost so hard a country was split in two, the cold war started and a nation that shouldn't be was born
>but it's everyone else that's a fag
ok

How is Soulside Journey pizza?

He would probably feel sorry for you and let you

I've yet to see a single person here that hates on Leviathan yet most of his albums have much over 30k views

Post an album and I'll listen to it right now.

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Good luck, user. I hope you like shitty music by one of the worst vocalists ever

YEEEEHAAAAAAAW GIT YER PULL

Enjoy your suffering

>not posting the enhanced version

what are the hot fresh mememes in here

Am I still allowed to post Bjorn "Speed" Strid?

What about ROTNS?

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Post nonmeme album and I'll listen to it right now.

>enhanced
>its not 4k
why even bother, i need my covers to have as many pixels as possible so i can experience them fully

>nonmeme
gay

Fine.

be sure to read the lyrics

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Old and old. No one cares about old memes

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right, of course

Where were you when varg defended jews?

Name?

the filename lad
The band is "Sun Devoured Earth".

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thanks, this helped immensely in my enjoyment of the mediocre cover

Let's get real /metal/.
What's your favourite album? Or if you can't decide, what's your favourite album to listen to of recent?

theheadsarezeros.bandcamp.com/album/the-heads-are-zeros

grind aoty dropped today

Sennheiser hd 598s are a waste of money. Glorified skullcandy. Ath-m50s are much better. There's your top tip.

>ath-m50 is a bland soundstage and uncomfortable on the ears
>598s have the open soundstage and feel weightless, while having a more vivid sound
Sure, chief.

>glorified skullcandy
>recommends literal meme headphones that haven't been worth their price since 2011
lol, keep trying to justify your purchase

the mids are like cardboard, as is the construction quality. they should eventually get better though and they do have better soundstage. Still, the side-by-side listening test is outrageous in how bad the sennies are.

They're the same price range guy and I've got both.

More importantly, what do I listen to if I want more like The Supreme Necrotic Audnance by this band? The chord progression in the chorus gives me the goosebumps bros

>as is the construction quality
I've had them for 5 years and no damage has occurred despite plenty of drunken drops.

Don't let the crack meme fool you, you fucking AT sheeple.

Comparing closed and open headphones is stupid, and the HD598 dropped in price years ago from $250 to $150. There are better closed headphones than the ATH-M50s (or M50x) in the same price range, if you bought them over 3-4 years ago, good job, you made a decent purchase and I don't know why you are still trying to justify that purchase now. If you bought them more recently, you made an uninformed decision and you should stop trying to justify it.

>glamsvestites
>not numales

the sound of yer mum getting BLACKED

>listens to avant-metal once

Time for some unpopular opinions you honestly can't understand are unpopular opinions: This band's whole output post-2007 sounds the fucking same to me and I can't fathom why their recent albums get so much praise when Domine Non Es Dignus and Eschaton did it first and better over a decade ago

>can't accept* are unpopular

6/10
7/10
8/10
3/10
10/10

Because their deathcore influenced material is fun as fuck.

t. numale

>favourite
It's hard to choose one favourite out of all the hundreds of bands I listen to but honestly, this one is up there.

Darkspace I is still the best album by them

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I don't know, I didn't hear any melodies

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