Brazil vs Russia

Brazil vs Russia
No nukes.
Who win?

russia in about 2 seconds of katyusha fires

russia and vacuum bombs

Shit quality b8, Russia wins in a fucking day.

like in Afghanistan?

>14,500 soviets killed
>75,000-90,000 Mujahideen killed
kek

To be fair, the soviets were drunk pretty much the entire time. About half of those deaths were from attempting to make vodka from goats

We have bananas

The Russians will ferment them

Russia, the brazilians would just kill each other

>Brazil and Russia Declare war on each other>
>neither want to go to the other's land to fight
>just sets up defenses
>Brazil and Russia say fuck it and sign a peace treaty

The state of war wouldn't last a year.

In a land invasion? Neither of them

But overall Russia

thats a very odd comvo
why would the two ever fight

"Cyka, borscht is superior to dog soup every day of the week"
"Eh, well atleast our trannies are hotter than your women"

Brazil wins because huehuehue

It depends on who is waging war on who

A Dilma é amiga do Putin, seus retardados!

If it is Russia, they would not be able to attack Brazil in it is mainlands, attacking merchant ships would annoy everyone, and the whole international community would be against them...

If it is Brazil, well I am Brazilian an the government does not have to support to start a war, so probably the president would be overthrow, I am not even kidding it would have even a civil war or anything, probably the army itself would not comply to the orders...

stop embarrassing us please, in a real world situation things does not work like that

Você já ouviu falar em BRICS?
Do you even heard about BRICS?

They still lost that war though

>BRICS
Are you fucking kidding me?

He asked a hypothetical situation

It is clear they would not wage war on each other...

"""Do you even heard"""
Vai estudar mais ingles

Tento aprender usando este site...

Como seria o correto, professor?

Have you ever heard of BRICS?

(I am not the original replier by the way)

Congrats. (I am the original replier btw)

"Have you ever had a dream that..."
If Google Translate say it's righ it's righ...

É que eu sou estudante de escola pública, bro...

Actually it is not wrong in some situations what you said, for an instance

"Have you ever had a dream that crazy?"

I know how it is fella, I only know english because a course and a lot of practice

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What, like USA and Japan?

Duolingo is for free.
Séria essa sugestão agora, abre o duolingo e começa a aprender ingles direito

Lazy spic niggers vs. incompetent slavs

>both lose

>no nukes

Russia would win 7-1, war's over after 90 minutes

Sou Brasileiro e digo que a Russia ganharia fácil o Brasil não se importa com o seu exercito.

Bolsonaro irá nos salvar!

I don't think either side would care enough to travel 2 oceans to fight tbh

to be fair, though?
they're fucking always dickered. they're use to it.

hahahah!
fucking gold star for you.

remind me again of the death tolls between the Russians and the Germans. Who won that one again?

Japan and The US at least share a common Ocean. The Russians are barely connected to the Atlantic.