Why are you still single?

Why are you still single?

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My hand doesnt talk back (not yet at least)

I'M NOT GAY MOM I LIKE WOMEN

IT'S THE WOMEN THAT DON'T LIKE ME

My memes are too dank.


Girls cant handle it.

my genes aren't supposed to pass to the next generation

I havent bothered yet to get gf.

this exactly

> tfw im kinda attractive
> tfw have had at least 6 girls tell me they like me over the course of my life, 1 of them straight told me she wanted to have sex with me
> tfw never had sex with someone who wasnt a hooker
> tfw never had a gf

> tfw meanwhile even the ugliest of my friends have had at least 1 gf

I want to spend the next ten years focusing on my career, and on top of that I don't really like the women of my generation. In 10 years I will be 40, I'll have a very strong income, and hopefully the social pendulum will have swung back and women wont be so degenerate. Then I will find a 20-something trophy wife to bear my children.

Literally me except I haven't even fucked a hooker because I'm scared of being arrested by an undercover cop/robbed by a pimp.

Ive fucked around 4 hookers, and every time i went with friends who waited for me outside. One time there were 2 old drunk guys sitting there waiting for something, and they started talking with my friend and telling him they were cops and asking him if he had cocaine or if he was a pedo lol. He got really mad and almost started a fight, but i just came out of the room so we left. Its a shady place indeed, but if you can go there with someone do it, if not google it and make sure its safe.

>walk into Games Workshop
>all the staff and customers look like bad cosplays of the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons
>all fat, pasty, white, literal neckbeards
>spend 5 minutes there and learn that they all have girlfriends

Looks mean shit, connections are everything. Fuck this gay earth.

i'm a nazi

Ugly and awkward.

Not even connections, I don't speak to anyone and I still managed to get a gf.

liars

how!? tell us your ways

I've never tried getting into a relationship

I'm not interested. A gf would take up a lot of time that I don't have in the first place.

Besides, I'm inexperienced and afraid of women who have more experience than me, which is all of them. A relationship would make my life worse, not better.

Because i am an ugly as hell ape

Can't afford child support.

I was the only British person in a student hall filled with international students so people came to speak to me.

My only regret is that I met my gf before I met the Japanese girl who had also met her bf.

don't say this joaozinho

you're always beautiful for someone ;)

I can't believe you autists are really virgin in this day and age.

fuck off retard
i'm a virgin precisely because of this day and age we live in