Anthropomorphised creatures of the homosexual sexuality

anthropomorphised creatures of the homosexual sexuality

>tfw op is actually a fag

Nigga das gay

What are you gay?

...

Shit, they're on to me..

tha homo polise be lookin 4 u

fook m8
wat do/??

u r go jail nao

pls non

u been bad boi and taek pee pee in ur poo poo

but wat if i onl put pee pee in poo poo?

I want to tonguebathe this dick and balls.

fag

Oh well.

beestialidy is unlegal

shieeeeet
u gota help me br

i hav secrit hidin plaec u can go, butt u pay me 20 buks.

butt i onl hav 10/?/
cn i do sumting 4 the rest?

u likc my pepee an i let u in

r u surr bout this

ya its defnitly nawt a trap to my udnergrond dunjeon

k gud lol
gota m8k sur u kno
kk leme lik pp
*liks pp*

Ah hah! You have been lured into my trap. Now you must remain my sex slave for the rest of your li-wait, maybe until you, like, get old and ugly....but for now you are my slave! Muhahaha!

>until you get old and ugly
nig i was ugly beforehand

Why did god invent paper bags? To solve that problem. Now spread them cheeks boy!

Welp I guess I have to.
>brain goes to making a joke about spreading my other cheeks
>realizes that still makes sense

i cant funny my way out of this one, so fuck me silly

Spread all of your cheeks, however many you have. I will most definitely fuck you until your tongue is wagging and drooling out of your mouth.

Hey man, it's been fun, but I'm like, a responsible adults, or whatever, and need to go to bed (early, I know) in order to have energy for uni and work and study and shit.

p.s.
be the biggest, baddest, fucking furry homosexual that you can be

one love

good night you glorious bastard, and same to you
luck to your work/general adult shit/uni
may dreams of gay things be with you

spoon