What's your favorite Family Guy joke?

What's your favorite Family Guy joke?

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Man those ARE some bad roaches.

"Oh man, they got enough of them already!"

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Daily reminder Seth worked on it with unpaid interns in a closet.

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Probably the bit where he pretends to be 3 people to get free sausages, but then it turns out there were actually two people who look like him.

Or the bit where he lies to Lois about why he couldn't book stewie's birthday at chuck e cheese.

that picture on the wall lol

This had me dying

>you're all stupid, they're going to be looking for army guys

thats my fav too

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I'll admit, Peter's 'WHAT.' was pretty good.

the one where stewie has willem dafoe under his bed

'hey kid, u asleep yet?'

simpsons did it
twice

Is this a real thread

I don't watch family guy because i'm not a little stupid child

were you ever a stupid little child?

>Should've taken the shot, fatass
Only because I was play GTA5 and hunting deer at the time.

Cloud 1: "So Bill, we attack tomorrow"

Bill: "Yes, tomorrow"

Cloud 1: "............I mean it this tim--"

Bill: "I do too!"

I didn't think Family Guy had jokes

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don't tell me this is not funny

>I don't care if its turned his world upside downface

postin ITT cuz seasons 1 and 2 were funny

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>all these jokes from Season 1

It's like you fags don't even have a Netflix account.

>brian_visits_turkey.jpg

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Who /Too Many Ostriches/ here?

Or all the funny and good jokes are in the first 3 seasons.

Why are those t*rks attacking Brian?

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I dont know why but the last part crack me up.

>Lous "I'm tired of you being such a stick in the mud!"
>Peter "What is that, some kinda gay slur?"

It caught me completely off guard.

Lost

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>Mayor West, you have Lymphoma.
>Oh my!
>Probably from rolling around in all that toxic waste. What in God's name were you trying to prove?
>I was trying to gain super powers...

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because I am a god damn child

thought all the sub-80 IQ mouthbreathers were in Sup Forums

They were until you showed up

#burn

OH HE TORCHED YOUR ASS MEG

>What's your name?
> Uh...Pea...Tear...Gryphon. Peter Griffin...aw crap

holy shit

Lol thanks for reminding me

is this thread ironic?

PUT YOUR WIG ON
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SHUT UP
THIS IS REAL KINO

This is why I still watch family guy.

even in the newer shittier ones they will still have at least one gem an episode.

The rest of the episode isnt great but is good enough for background noise while waiting for that gem.

Post-ironic.

The giant ladybug when joe takes steroids is great.

Post Post-ironic, actually.

ironing vanguard
Go to your post-modern kubrik threads, you silly snob

Savage

He seems to be more focused on American Dad at the moment. Has had some very good episodes whereas Family Guy is a bit meh at the moment in comparison.

That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli

American dad is like opposite world family guy where the first two seasons were lackluster and the following ones were gold.

All he does is supply voices.

The funny thing is it almost makes sense.

Here's one of my favorites.
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im only post-ironically reading this thread

haha it's like, funny or something I guess, and it's weird because it's like a flower with a person mouth haha

>image.jpg

This one's alright.
>That Mexican anthem
heh

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Well at least it's not raining

>Benjamin Disraeli
>Benjamin Disraeli's Jewishness explored through his writings

>Gets stabbed

I like how they double down on it in a later episode.
>Well at least I'm not getting stabbed by some stranger
Rain
>Hey, see? This time it's the opposite
Gets stabbed
>OH he did it again

> la turcaracha, la turcaracha, ya no puede caminar

always makes me giggle

No, you're just too young to understand references.

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I bet women love how edgy you are. I like your cool hat.

The scene where Brian beats Peter at checkers and he drives the board off a cliff had me gasping for air.

I was of the assumption he oversaw everything but mainly wrote. Based on no factual information obviously. Just a cursory glance at the family guy wiki and I see a team of writers BUT >These scripts generally include cutaway gags. Various gags are pitched to MacFarlane and the rest of the staff, and those deemed funniest are included in the episode.
So you have exposed my idolatry complex, well done you..........

Does the internet hate Family Guy because it's popular? If it's popular, it's shit, if it's not popular, it's great. I'm sure Sup Forums suffers this and it's just people leaking into this board.

Family Guy is good background noise. American Dad is worth watching. Cleveland Show was god fucking awful. Bordertown had me laughing quite hard in some places, but it's animation is terrible and it's obvious that it's just another sockpuppet cause Seth can't just leave politics out of shit he greenlights.

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Probably that time it got canceled and then came back.

From the episode where Chris and Meg swap roles with Peter and Lois.

The scene where Carter Pewterschmidt struggles to operate the excavator to fuck up the bench made me laugh really hard.

At the Hospital

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Early Family Guy was great but last season wasn't that bad to be honest. The last episode where Stewie and Brian go to India was pretty good for instance.

Really?

It thought it was the worst "road to".

Sarah Jessica Parker from Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

Maybe it was the way how they showed India as the shit country it is, that was hilarious

the joke where the show is still running

>Sup Forums
Take your autism back to your containment board

My ABSOLUTE favorite, I'm never ready for it when it comes on

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Good

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best family guy

>Sup Forums, the early years

family guys was a funnier throwaway joke, which is all that matters

>Sup Forums, the early, current and future years

FTFY

what a faggot you are. we know its been shit for over a decade but if you werent old enough to appreciate what family guy brought to the table in 1999 you should leave

The best.

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>The scene where Brian beats Peter at checkers and he drives the board off a cliff had me gasping for air.
thats a good one. the first season of family guy is truly great comedy. the teenagers in this thread who ask if this thread is ironic of cast off family guy as always having been shit were too young to appreciate it when it came out over 15 years ago and dont realize how it changed drastically within a couple seasons

Chad Thundercockberg

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very last line ruins it a little bit though

if i ever meet anyone in real life that said they thought family guy is funny i would punch them in their face

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>leaving vault 101 on max difficulty

GUOOOOD GUOOOOOD

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I fucking hate roaches

TEN BANANA CREAM PIES

>1d4 of damage

Jesus christ, did he lose out on all rolls but his Charisma?

Personally I think Family Guy has some awesome jokes. But the series itself is pretty meh and there are way too many jokes where they hammer the joke by explaining it, sometimes with multiple scenes each explaining it again but not adding anything to it, and thus completely destroying it.