Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
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Avatarfags get out of my thread
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Hey babe how was your day
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Haha nice and yes yes i do
Idk maybe because the position is actually hard to fill and im over qualified
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>Ladies and gentlemen, Koto here again with you on this magical journey through /Waifu/! Grab yourself a good one because they're going fast!
i would love to but shouldnt you sleep right now?
if i was with someone with sleeping issues id hold them firmly to be sure they stayed in bed
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Maybe I should. But that's not important right now
But I'm still in bed, it's warm here so I don't want to leave
nice hair
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Aye thanks m8
I'd... say nice smile but that uh...
Just look at these threads. A gathering; congregation, if you will, of socially impotent troglodytes. Rotting their brains away with loud, seizure inducing Japanese cartoons. You don't even fit the demographic that these autistic shows are being marketed towards. Visiting these threads fills me with such a deep and primal shame that makes me feel detached from the miracles of creation, almost as though there is a malevolent force perpetually reminding me that no matter what I become, I still belong to the same species of people who make and participate in these threads. I've been gone for months, only to return and find my legacy has just been another footprint in the sands of time.
Claiming best girl
me too thanks
Come on man not this again.
That's Georgette's war face.
lol thanks for the laugh buddy
>thinks we're abhorrent
>is here on Valentine's Day
LUUL
oh okay whats important
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Here we go. An old favorite. The 15 year old edge master who pretends that he fucks dogs and stuff. With a bunch of other potential school shooters who pretend to be married to a drawing of a 70 pound teenager
We had a couple of days in the upper 80s last week, now it's relatively normal weather.
>rations
All I got is leftovers, but at least a noodle bowl would warm you right up.
I guess so, almost has an air of them forcing your hand to check for stuff if the resume need is that urgent.
>Houki
Hello Kyrie
Trying to make sure you're okay is important
(patcy)
Hehe, I was only there for a year.
stop being lewd -.-
Why? It was an ok story
Well tbf alot of them end up fired/quit. This is the same company my wife works for.
>makes invitations
>stop doing it
-.-
God damn look at those eyebrows!
Those can't be real.
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lol am I really such an edge master though?
>Absolutely disgusting
I cannot stand more than 40 degrees personally.
This my war face
VERY nice claim
That'll do just fine
Guess this is the real thread?
Anyway hello everyone, happy Valentine's day.
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>wew
Usually I'm just there for stock, only register if they need me to. Luckily they didn't need for register.
Lucky me i guess
I bet it was nice. That's certainly what i did when i got home from work.
Extremely tired when i got home though
Fine, just worked back stock all day and Barely Went in the front of the store. Was a good time.
How about you, beautiful
....who are you again?
Truly intimidating, to be feared.
thank you satan
i just don't like opening up...
stop looking
Idk but you sure are a fag lol
hello Alice I think
>btfo
>callhimafaggot.gif
thats sweet im okay
Well if someone as stylish as you is saying it it must be true.
What exactly makes me a fag though?
I don't trust a guy who never opens his eyes
I may have a new job soon. Better and more steady pay as well.
I thought you had died tbh
My angel with horns, the loveliest mammal in Zootopia...my Gazelle!
Gotcha, are you moving jobs, or is it a second job to put more money in the wallet?
70 or less is fine with me, usually when it starts moving toward 80 around here, there's humidity to go along with the increasing heat.
Praise Satan
Very lucky. People turn into idiots and assholes on days like this when they're having to wait in line.
Correct
What's your favorite color?
Changing jobs both are full time day jobs.
Best waifu for laifu.
Where's the rest of it?
>angel
>horns
Choose one.
-.-
Who wants to call me and get roasted
good to know its you this time
Judy hoops is better
i dont know i dont have one
whats yours
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For anyone wondering, and who remembers it, this guy's pics are the "Cream team" guy who gets buttfucked by his buddies.
He says that's him, though i'm not inclined to believe him. But if he wants to be a guy who gets ass raped... That's on him.
He and some steam group tried to "shit post waifu into oblivion." You can see how that went.
Was there another before?
lol you actually made an effort to make it look like your eyes are open
I-i'm sorry, but i just can't help it
Oh? Doing what exactly?
Which is why i try to avoid working register at all costs.
Even yesterday was pretty bad, let alone today.
Well I think you did fine
just like that time no image posters
BLASPHEMY! Even if you did roll a full house. IT'S STILL BLASPHEMY!
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That sass level is palpable
Zelle's still better.
-claims Ika one more time before Valentine's day is over-
Great choice. Everyone is so crazy over Judy but Gazelle is the true superstar.
I feel sticky just thinking about it.
How can I be a fag if I don't even partake in gay activities?
Mods protect waifu/furry threads because they are furries and waifu posters themselves.
look at your own waifu!
you think so..
Says the guy posting an animated preteen as his wife
I'm quite fond of the color blue, personally. You don't have a color you like more than any other?
I can see that being complicated. Sorry
>not claiming nymph
>wiggle
YESSSS
Yeah. Its nice to hear little stories
Thank you. Her fluffy wuffy tail just kills me.
Ironically debt collection
Nymph a shit tho
Oh my
I'm gonna assume it's a raise then, hope it works out for you.
Already eaten. You need rations too?
Yeah, the crunch a couple of days before is generally bad. Hell, working in a lot of the service sector sucks in general, but busy days like holidays and Valentine's can be horrible.
You get used to it after a while, although that doesn't make it any better. If I need to get away from the heat for a while I can always hit the mountains out west or take a trip up north.
-ikarous is best tripfrog-
you a cute.
i like black its simple and goes with everything
That's very true. Black will make my blue pop really nicely
Favorite foods?
Lol so fake it's now 2/15/2017. Youre off by a whole entire day.
Obvious fake. Learn 2 midnight.
I want to move north where it snows year round fuck this gay grass shit. I need snow on top of snow on top of ice and snow.
its ok
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Boy or girl? I have never known
Girl, but the voice actor originally thought she was supposed to be a boy. So girl with boyish voice, my favorite.
I like my women just a little on the androgynous side.
No personality.
No talents.
No looks besides being a color swap of any other Pegasus.
Why?
yes bright accents in black is pretty
i live chicken nuggets
you tell one now~
how is nymph poop?
yes, gimme
a tripfrog?
W-wha..?
datfluff
HELP ME FIND THE NAME OF THIS SHIT PLEASE I HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR A GODDAMN HOUR!
>Main character gets in fight
>Guy attacks him with bat in back of head
>He dies-OHWAIT
>Demon guy shows up
>Offers him time to change his fate in exchange to becoming his subordinate
>Ends up back in spot before he is attacked during timestop when this occured
>Slowly grows strong
>Inside soul/head has mental "Doors" stopping his true power from coming through
>HE HAS A TULPA *Though not named so*
>It's name is "Prince" and hes a right cunt but strong.
>Last panel of the manga is him landing on a car after falling several stories of a car to stop the other "Demons" from getting into his bosses territory.
Chicken nuggets, huh? They're pretty tasty. I like doing headed chicken in barbecue sauce. Adds a nice tangy sort of sweetness to it
cute
I am b-but i can't help but look at yours
What kind of debts would you be collecting?
Yeah but normal days are fine. Even working register isn't all that bad in regular days. But God anything but holidays
>wew
Yu Yu Hakusho
I don't think so. I think they just don't care. They'll usually ban the topic poster if their being too flagrant about avataring and are in a mood or something.
She's not a preteen, and I don't believe anybody here actually thinks their waifu is their wife. That's not really important though.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that isn't photoshop because it doesn't matter. I don't care. You're just one of the many people who dislikes these threads, and thinks they need to work against it.
Authoritarians are weird to me.
Sound like literally any bar in Las Vegas after 2am.
Yu Yu Yu Gi Oh
boku no pico
From 12.75 to 15/hr
She's mean, annoying and a cunt for no reason how is she not?
Credit cards and loans
O-okay rest well and sweet dreams!
What kind would you like?
i like sweet and sour better
I will fucking kill you.
They use peoples "Time" in exchange for things. Power or wealth but only through gambling or signing contracts.
The protagonist is used to find and help kick other demons out of his bosses territory.
don't look!
I've seen them ban spiderman and spammers in furry threads quite a lot, while ignoring banana in YLYL.