my testicles hurt from masturbating too much
55 decides what do i do
My testicles hurt from masturbating too much
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rolling for masturbate until your balls fully shrivel.
get friends
masturbate more
get a girlfriend
haven't seen that 55
noice dubs yho
masturbate an hour
If you combine the two dubs they average out to 55 though.
Also, roll for masturbate nonstop until dawn.
reroll
cut testicles to stop the pain
And then masturbate
Put your balls on ice and sing achey breaky heart you faggot.
Slap yourself as hard as you can in the nuts and then rap this thread
nice year postcode
go to sleep
Rub butter all over your balls
This
Again
don't masturbate for (digits before last 2) days
Againm
so many 35's
jack off agian
This
OP HERE: Daily reminder that Brother Mao did nothing wrong and that without the communist party there would be no new China youtube.com
Masturbate to Mao
flick your left nut as hard as you can 7 times
Cut off balls
Dude i got the same thing. Cold shower your balls for like 5 mins. Then expose them to the cold winter air, if you can. Always makes em feel better.
Rolling for untie the beast.
Fist yourself then leave it in while you masturbate for like six hours.
Put your balls in a blender and blend them bitches up
cant tell if troll
Cut your dick
Dude, if that's the way you treat them it's no wonder they're becoming unresponsive.
I suggest a new hobby. C'mon 55, rid this idiot of his pitiful, self-inflicted misery.
Find stable, pretend you're Mr Hands
no masturbato for 100 dayso
If quads masturbate until hand falls off.
Stop masturbating for a year.
I'm wish i was trolling but i am not. It works well, so does a cold bath but most ppl cannot handle that shit. Me i love a cold bath good for my health.. apparently
Take a Viagra and masturbate until you cum blood
Tie your balls until they turn blue then start to masterbate for 1 hour no stopping
Jerk off to anime
Try sounding.
Break 6 eggs in a bowl.
Mix it up.
Add cinnamon and vanilla.
Rest balls in bowl.
Drizzle with maple syrup.
French toast balls.
Roll
Cut your dick off. You obviously have zero impulse control, OP.
Cum in a condiments jar. Mix. Then put it back in the pantry.
How no 55 yet?
Reroll
Rake your penis against a cheese grater. Do not touch unless healing it. No jerking off until 100% again.
have sex with a glove.
Hit yourself in the balls until they no longer hurt.
FRIEND:
SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
KILL YOUR LANDLORD
REVOLT
Masturbate more.
eat cheese curls and chill the fuck out man.
trips and every person in this thread has to read the communist manifesto
SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
SEIZE THE MEANS
OF PRODUCTION
S E I Z E
E
I
Z
E
Sleep with your wiener tucked in, tonight.
This
wtf?
CUT THEM
TRIPS AND EVERY FAGGOT ON THIS THREAD HAS TO BEHEAD A RICHFAG
fap
go to bed
seize the means of production, man
Shove a candle in your ass. Light it before you fall asleep and it'll wake you up so you can make another thread to ask people what you should do.
go to bed
dont masturbate 3 month from now on
Roll
W I N R A R
u should like
seize the means of production
man
Finally. But he said he can't cum.
Communists defeated again!
Lol winrar
He didn't say that. Haven't seen op post though.
Oh, he didn't. My bad.