My testicles hurt from masturbating too much

my testicles hurt from masturbating too much
55 decides what do i do

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rolling for masturbate until your balls fully shrivel.

get friends

masturbate more

get a girlfriend

haven't seen that 55
noice dubs yho

masturbate an hour

If you combine the two dubs they average out to 55 though.

Also, roll for masturbate nonstop until dawn.

reroll

cut testicles to stop the pain

And then masturbate

Put your balls on ice and sing achey breaky heart you faggot.

Slap yourself as hard as you can in the nuts and then rap this thread

nice year postcode

go to sleep

Rub butter all over your balls

This

Again

don't masturbate for (digits before last 2) days

Againm

so many 35's

jack off agian

This

OP HERE: Daily reminder that Brother Mao did nothing wrong and that without the communist party there would be no new China youtube.com/watch?v=5tCMI0uKbBE

Masturbate to Mao

flick your left nut as hard as you can 7 times

Cut off balls

Dude i got the same thing. Cold shower your balls for like 5 mins. Then expose them to the cold winter air, if you can. Always makes em feel better.

Rolling for untie the beast.

Fist yourself then leave it in while you masturbate for like six hours.

Put your balls in a blender and blend them bitches up

cant tell if troll

Cut your dick

Dude, if that's the way you treat them it's no wonder they're becoming unresponsive.

I suggest a new hobby. C'mon 55, rid this idiot of his pitiful, self-inflicted misery.

Find stable, pretend you're Mr Hands

no masturbato for 100 dayso

If quads masturbate until hand falls off.

Stop masturbating for a year.

I'm wish i was trolling but i am not. It works well, so does a cold bath but most ppl cannot handle that shit. Me i love a cold bath good for my health.. apparently

Take a Viagra and masturbate until you cum blood

Tie your balls until they turn blue then start to masterbate for 1 hour no stopping

Jerk off to anime

Try sounding.

Break 6 eggs in a bowl.
Mix it up.
Add cinnamon and vanilla.
Rest balls in bowl.
Drizzle with maple syrup.

French toast balls.

Roll

Cut your dick off. You obviously have zero impulse control, OP.

Cum in a condiments jar. Mix. Then put it back in the pantry.

How no 55 yet?
Reroll

Rake your penis against a cheese grater. Do not touch unless healing it. No jerking off until 100% again.

have sex with a glove.

Hit yourself in the balls until they no longer hurt.

FRIEND:
SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
KILL YOUR LANDLORD
REVOLT

Masturbate more.

eat cheese curls and chill the fuck out man.

trips and every person in this thread has to read the communist manifesto

SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
SEIZE THE MEANS
OF PRODUCTION
S E I Z E
E
I
Z
E

Sleep with your wiener tucked in, tonight.

This

wtf?

CUT THEM

TRIPS AND EVERY FAGGOT ON THIS THREAD HAS TO BEHEAD A RICHFAG

fap

go to bed

seize the means of production, man

Shove a candle in your ass. Light it before you fall asleep and it'll wake you up so you can make another thread to ask people what you should do.

go to bed

dont masturbate 3 month from now on

Roll

W I N R A R

u should like
seize the means of production
man

Finally. But he said he can't cum.

Communists defeated again!

Lol winrar

He didn't say that. Haven't seen op post though.

Oh, he didn't. My bad.