I am a server at Outback Steakhouse, ask me anything

i am a server at Outback Steakhouse, ask me anything.

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whyd you start with a picture of the 1st hokage

How many times do dads do a fake Aussie accent to try and be funny?

honestly I haven't came across one, but there are quite a few people who think they are hilarious.

do you have a problem with the 1st hokage?

How does one make a Bloomin' Onion?

no but very irrelevant, unprofessional, and generally inadequate, shallow and pedantic

If I order my steak blue rare, what does that make you think of me?

How much do you make

where do you work

% of people that order steak correctly (rare/medium rare)?

In the US you get looked at like an idiot because they can't cook that for you. It goes against health regulations.

hows it feel to have a dead end job?

why not just eat the fucker raw, you god damn animal.

what will you do if i dont pay for my food

more Naruto pics/memes, server

Cover fatty jello in a meat and you have blue rare steak.

It makes you a dumbass that wants to be cool because you eat undercooked meat. I understand not overcooking it, but anybody that actually knows how to cook will tell you medium rare is the perfect steak. Any less than that and the heat doesn't penetrate the meat enough to actually unlock the flavor of the meat or the tenderness that comes with actually cooking it.

just get a well done

Also garbage. All flavor is gone. Medium rare master race.

im a host at outback. it's literally a big onion they cover in batter in fry.

i like filet rare. everything else medium rare

That's fucking hardcore. Is there a cutting mold they use or is it different each time?

Can respect.

you know those fruit slicers? i think that's what they use. it looks similar.

Exactly what I mean.

everyone who isnt salaried in front of house makes $5.50 an hour and then you get tips as a server/togo/bar and tipshare as host/bar. as a host i make like $50 on a busy night plus the $5.50 an hour and end up making like $12.50 or so

does the steaks yummy?

here fam

Bless nemco.

What is the general feeling of the wait staff when a large party of Africans enters the restaurant with intentions of eating?

>eating out with grandpa when I was younger
>he orders a streak with fries and a drink
>"and how would you like your steak cooked?"
>"just skate it across the grill"
>waiter just looks at him
>"okay we'll be back with your food in a few minutes"
>food finally comes
>grandpa cuts into his steak
>stands up
>walks back to the waiter
>"this is medium rare. I didn't ask for medium rare"
>"I'm sorry sir. I guess I didn't understand your order"
>"when I was in the military, if you didn't understand the order, you spoke up. Now take this steak back and get me a new one, this time, skate. It. Across. The. Grill."
>he sits back down
>she brings him another steak
>cuts into it, literally raw, the outside is seared
>takes a bite
>"now that is a good motherfucking steak!"
>grandma smacks him and tells him to watch his mouth

Just now remember this.

definition of badass idiot.

My dream is to become Hokage one day

Wow user, you're a faggot. Believe it

I'm my own oc sonic character now

that they wont tip well. literally no black people at my outback tip well

Do you have to be Australia to work there?

Get the fuck out

Can you give an example of an egregious nigging regarding the tip? I'm curious as to how bad it actually is.

I always try to estimate about 20% because I worked in the industry once and know how it is.

legit got yelled at by my manager the other day for not answering the phone with "g'day!"

Being Australia is a prerequisite, yes.

if you could change 1 thing about the restaurant what would it be? anything at all: staff, food, building, policies, etc. also did u have to take a drug test to get hired?

can you tip with an ebt card?

Hey cunt, do I have a shot at getting down undah?

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>Being Australia is a prerequisite
How the fuck can I be a bloody continent you twat?

do you spit in food

FUCCCCKKK... Networking technology has become sentient... RUNNN!!!!

Draw it with obitos mangekyo you weeb faggot

Looks like you already are.

Fight me you long bitch, literally stole those from some kid on Facebook

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you should probably kill yourself.
blue rare isn't a thing.
OP here sorry.

Incorrect
Cooking it rare and letting it sit for 10 minutes in foil is the best steak

You can't purchase prepared food with an EBT card, unless it differs drastically by state.

As a cashier i have to tell niggers constantly they can't buy the deli fried chicken, and every day they bitch.

an okay amount, but it makes me cringe on the inside anything past medium.

lol kys im in college.

any way to get a free meal?

yeah I wouldn't call me a bitch if I were you. let's just say I've got a certain tailed beasts chakra in me. you fucking weeb.

not op but stolen valor on veterans day is one easy way

Do you work in Rockford, Il?

we just upped the seasoning on our chicken and steaks. better imo.

second this, OP here.

Check'd

one time a guy told me to keep the change.
>mfw .07 cents

Trips of truth. it's officials. Niggers don't tip well.

nope:) must restaurants don't require a drug test.

maybe on a bloomin monday.

You'd know what that is wouldn't you, ya otaku

This just in neither do jews

during nascar you can get a free blooming onion on most mondays. other than that, complain a lot and you'll get your food comped or free app cards/etc.

In my experience Jews tip well if you pander to them really hard, but you need to go beyond what the job normally entails.

what's better than a medium rare new york strip with kookabura wings to start?

was just curious, here many of the bigger chain restaurants like outback, red lobster, do pre-emp tests for some retarded reason. probably to try to have a slower employee turnover rate

ah, stereotypes, the joke that never gets old

depends on the sides, but that's a good choice.
>protip you can get your wings other flavors than mild,medium,and hot.

I used to work at a family restaurant that old people would eat at every morning. It was generally an okay job, but these young niggerboys kept coming in and ordering. After they finished eating, they'd sit around for a while and then sneak tips off of the tables that the generous old folk left. One day, an old veteran saw a niggerboy steal a tip and screaming at him. Hit the kid with his cane, veteran was arrested and niggerboy left without any penalty.

Tl;Dr: Don't let niggers into your restaurant.

I only watch it to make fun of you fags

Eh, while it probably would be true either way, we only have whole chickens and fried chicken every day.
We have fish sandwiches twice a year, but the chicken is vastly more common even then

if you can get into Outback it's a pretty good company, and you can't beat a 50% discount.

that's what i get like every single time. Usually with fries as the side.
I was hoping to mix it up a bit if you had a recommendation

you can get bloom petals as a sub for fries, idk if you knew that. but our prime rib outback style is great.

what do servers really think about people who eat alone at restaurants?

Are you a sentient server? What OS do you run?

most people who eat alone at outback our business people on trips/out to lunch, but it's not like we talk shit in the back. if i'm feeling chatty i'll talk to them more.

Fucking laughed hard at these.

Only murderers and virgins eat alone

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How many recooks a night does your grill cook get/how much does your store do on a Saturday?

well, ive killed a lot of people, but i wouldnt say that makes me a murderer

depends on the cook that night. my store is a slower one, but we do around 8-11k the "better" stores will do upwards to 25k.

Why does the food there suck?

Runes cape doesn't count you dumb meat shield