Someone care to explain why europeans, asians, canadians, aussies and pretty much everyone else is jealous of America and wants to be just like us at the same time?
Why does all that impotent rage get funneled into absolute transparent need to be American?
I'm glad you included north, central and south america in your statement.
Because the generation that preceded you achieved wonderful, respectable advances in the world.
What you misinterpret as jealousy is exasperation and contempt for a new generation of Americans that contributes nothing while presumptuously feeding off that generation's tit.
Nice strategy
>Asking why X without first establishing it is the case that X
Shit tier bait. If you are an American you should immigrate out of this country. You are decreasing our average IQ which is already low enough.
i would rather my country have the american dollar, but i would never step foot on american soil. been to america lots of times. the only reason i would go now is because trump. Besides that I'm good on niggers, police searches, military on every corner, fuck your country nigger, actually living in america?
You dont even make 20k a year which is why you need "pride in country" to keep yourself from suicide for another 24 hrs
I didn't include them. When people say America, they know who we're talking about worldwide. 50 States. That's what.
What have you contributed to America exactly?
>military on every corner
what kind of shit-tier country do you live in paco?
Also I make well over 20k a year, nice try.
>need to be amerucan
Nope.
>pic related
America used to be a great nation. Your country hasn't done anything of meaning in the last 30 years. Keep on glorifying your nations past while your country keeps slide further and further into irrelevance.
>Also I make well over 20k a year, nice try.
No you dont there is something wrong with your life no regular person who has everything they need starts a thread on Sup Forums about "national pride"
Something is fucky with your life that youre not telling
And your country is militarized police state what the fuck are you talking about I used to go to america i know what it is
I haven't had to dump my america folder in many, many years, somebody's life hasn't been fucked up enough to crusade american "national pride" in years my nigger, sooner or later you're going to slip and tell me what is wrong with your life
There's something wrong with someone who has national pride in the Greatest Country on Earth because you're ashamed of the shit-tier nation you're stuck in? This is exactly what I'm talking about. Your jealous seeps through the screen.
There's literally no place in America where there is military on every corner unless you were a military base and even then they aren't on every corner. I honestly don't believe you've ever been to the US.
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This just sounds like someone hurt your deluded sense of pride in another board and you came here to discharge your own impotent rage in this thread
Not even reading go shoot yourself eat a bullet you worthless fucking faggot
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I can tell by your rustled jimmies that you're agreeing you were wrong. Stay mad, faggot.
The country where im from, i get harassed by Europeans because they see me as american, and then i get harassed by americans because im not american
I literally have to tell people im american on the internet and then 2 minutes later im getting harassed by americans again
Not even reading go shoot yourself eat a bullet you worthless fucking faggot
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too bad the moon landing was fake
whoever made this image is an illiterate autist who knows nothing about politics, political party affiliates, or the english language.
>too bad the moon landing was fake
Thats true my nigger
Not even reading go shoot yourself eat a bullet you worthless fucking faggot
World you look at that. A filthy socialist big government waste.
Took a progressive and a cold war dick race to get the space program properly funded.
Still ashamed to name your shit-tier country to anonymous strangers. Boy it must be a hard life for you.
saw some shit about "english language"
I'm top percentile IQ, 50% of the homosexual's harassment portfolio is now defeated
I'm highest placement of the class in college English evaluation, the last 50% of the homosexual's harassment portfolio is defeated
The homosexual now has a choice, to pursue "if you were" harassment versus either IQ or English skill
This is why, this is where liberalism comes from. All these fags, dykes, all these fucking queers who try to vicitimize other men on the internet for their own pleasure.
When you have women considered "equal" to men, the irrational person always wins versus the rational. The woman overpowers the man's value. Men and women can never be equal. The woman has to be assumed lower value for not only society, but for the family
America allowed their women to be seen as human and now they're all fucked, the women are kicking the men out of homes the man has purchased, the kids arent being raised, they're all growing up to be fucking homos
saw some shit about "english language"
I'm top percentile IQ, 50% of the homosexual's harassment portfolio is now defeated
I'm highest placement of the class in college English evaluation, the last 50% of the homosexual's harassment portfolio is defeated
The homosexual now has a choice, to pursue "if you were" harassment versus either IQ or English skill
This is why, this is where liberalism comes from. All these fags, dykes, all these fucking queers who try to vicitimize other men on the internet for their own pleasure.
When you have women considered "equal" to men, the irrational person always wins versus the rational. The woman overpowers the man's value. Men and women can never be equal. The woman has to be assumed lower value for not only society, but for the family
America allowed their women to be seen as human and now they're all fucked, the women are kicking the men out of homes the man has purchased, the kids arent being raised, they're all growing up to be fucking homos
yeah, mtv was the last impactful thing usa did, and now even that is shit
reading that garbage made me feel like i was contracting your stupidity. next time you attempt to create a diolouge using only your illiterate points of view at least let your liberal english teacher tell you if it makes sense or not
Italy dosnt hate america but the people hate americanization, literally new starbucks opened up and had to shut down within a month due to everyone just going to the local italian bars, i heard even a pizza hut shut down
saw some shit about "english language"
I'm top percentile IQ, 50% of the homosexual's harassment portfolio is now defeated
I'm highest placement of the class in college English evaluation, the last 50% of the homosexual's harassment portfolio is defeated
The homosexual now has a choice, to pursue "if you were" harassment versus either IQ or English skill
This is why, this is where liberalism comes from. All these fags, dykes, all these fucking queers who try to vicitimize other men on the internet for their own pleasure.
When you have women considered "equal" to men, the irrational person always wins versus the rational. The woman overpowers the man's value. Men and women can never be equal. The woman has to be assumed lower value for not only society, but for the family
America allowed their women to be seen as human and now they're all fucked, the women are kicking the men out of homes the man has purchased, the kids arent being raised, they're all growing up to be fucking homos
>canadians
how else are we gonna be?
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you claim to be "top percentile" but english is more about knowing what you're talking about and who you're talking to than spelling, punctuation and big words with 5+ syllables. with that in mind why did you respond to my comment how you did? i agree with you about the fags though, america don goofed.
>low quality bait
>people take it anyway
You're all fucking idiots, OP has you wrapped around his little finger, you deserve to be trolled and you forfeit your right to ever complain about this site getting worse.
I'm in 6 other threads, youll have to be content with being told to kill yourself every 15 minutes
Your country has sucked since the 40's.
Frankly you've been sliding behind the rest of the world since then.
Just because you spend more money on an army doesn't actually make your country good.
An American literally created this site. Muh Merica doesn't do anything.
as long as you're content with knowing you can't create an image that makes any sense whatsoever, but feel free to pat yourself on the back little buddy, i'm sure your two dads will think its real super cool and comprehensible
>as long as you're content with knowing
knowing what, your american citizenship caused me to read that? or did i flat out tell you to put a gun in your face and blow
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freedumb
we're more in the business of making other countries bad
>we're more in the business of making other countries bad
Who is in the business of what youre a fat piece of shit who makes less than 20k your boss chewed you out so its time to go on Sup Forums talking about america number one
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Personally I love
>gun violence
>shit food
>retarded systems of measurement
>illusions of freedom
So you're damned right I'm jealous.
>it doesn't make your country good
You're right, it makes us Great. Still the only Superpower in the world, faggots. Stay jealous.
The only thing i could possibly want is the american dollar. I would never go to america, i only thought about going now because trump is president.
I would have to physically kick through piles and piles of fags, dykes and feminists and niggers and police confiscations and military on every street corner and being held in infinite detention just because i want to be a tourist
You are not a superpower you are some fat fucking faggot who got your ass beat so now you pretend you personify the country of usa
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The great thing about the United States and the historically magnetic effect it's had on a lot of people is it's generosity, to put it simply. Broadmindedness, curiosity, willingness to accept strangers, allowing them to become citizens quite easily, assimilate to their arrival, etc.
There's a tremendously cramped feeling now, a mean spirited feeling, very much detected in the last election cycle, using rhetoric such as how the country is filling up with riff raff etc. Petty, spiteful stuff, often from quite senior people. Hardly even deserves the name of cynicism or pessimism, it's just sour and nasty and boring.
That's been a depressing reflection.
And I know it comes from the feeling of two things probably both related.
First, that the country itself has very rapidly, suddenly and unexpectedly ceased to be the hyperpower - that at best, it's one power among many - and second, and subliminally related to this, the realization that white americans are no longer going to be the majority quite soon. They'll be the largest group but collectively outnumbered by minorities
sorry americans who are not this guy but you are going to take one for the team because of him
Actually your country is pretty fucked about time somebody made you do something
nah, that was 2 generations ago, the baby boomers are the snowflake entitled fucks, they blame their shortcomings on the generation below them
>implying that pic is a true story
fuckin kek
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lmao, defending "best country in the history of the world" by typing the "words" kek and implying, holy shit, bullets need to bore holes through your skull
So you do have healthcare free at the point of use?
I have been misinformed.
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>you should immigrate out
>not knowing how words work
>accusing people of lowering the average IQ
They hate us cuz they anus MAGA full steam ahead
Ahh yes, isn't it nice what one can achieve with a little bit of German engineering? You guys are welcome!
Germans fucked up for not finishing the job with the Jews
Americans fucked up for not killing their slaves 300 years ago
You german niggers aren't getting off the hook, either, both of you have good intentions, but missed a key element
you realize with a bill like that we wind up paying about $5,000 right?
moonlanding is a fake
Hmm, not finished the job. Who's fucking jew lovers fault might that be?
all im saying is you should have been in hitlers ear telling him not to invade russia during winter and we wouldn't now need islam to finish the job
you realize with a bill like that I end up paying $0 right? How many fags posting on here do you think even have $5000.
Hospital bills are the single biggest cause of bankruptcy in the U.S.
You've never been to America if that was your experience, and:
>I would rather have the American dollar
Nigger you what? This single statement invalidates everything else you said.
>can't even gamble on sports
No thanks, Americans are cucked by their government.
We can gamble on anything, where the fuck did you learn otherwise?
kek
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I would explain the american dollar, but from explaining the other thing, you claim "because you explained your experience, you didnt actually have it"
So even though you are attempting to look idiotic, you are encoring with me that if i do teach you about america, the real america, that i experienced, you will punish me for doing so, by what was it your faggot mouth used,
"invalidates"
"never been"
My dollar used to do better than usa because of my country exports to usa
I would rather my country's currency be american dollars right now than what it is
Just because you pretend you are personally "the country of the united states of america," the anthropomorphic version of USA, doesnt mean you are "powerful" enough to entirely negate the real experiences somebody is sharing with you
Your entire purpose for this thread is youre a fat, chicken tendies, autistic retard piece of shit, your boss yelled at you because you smashed the tomato sauce, you make 20k, a year, you know your life has zero purpose so it's time to fall back on "i am american, you are not,"
nigger, i wouldnt have ever thought about becoming american before trump was president and even now america is sketchy as f
I'm guessing this is the american cause thats not a real sentence, and it concludes with "kek" to let you know he said something that "hurts your feelings and establishes his dominance"
Youre not getting away with this young nigg, youre not going to use me for your "i got yelled at at work, so time to fall back on being american"
You're not going to fly high or any of the shit you have planned, your country is shit, the last time your country will ever have a real president, president Donald Trump, nobody can even enjoy it because the jews have converted everybody into niggers, gays, and feminists
You have no arguments for america you dont even know anything about the state of your country
Youre literally just a retard
So you're upset for getting called out of your blatant lies and untruths you keep spouting all while remaining too ashamed to actually name the country you're from that you claim is superior?
Got it. Glad we cleared that up, Paco.
>So you're upset
Thanks for admitting youre a fucking homo in literally 3 words saving me from the remainder
nzfag here. I weird out whenever I hear these two words together.
President. Trump.
like it's reduced the title to a fucking joke.
pls get your shit together murika
American here
Fuck the USA, fuck all state agents
constitution is shit, and the little validity it had has been corrupted under money's influence
Largest funder of terrorism- joe tax payer
The lowest common denominator of idiots get to pick "representatives" that get to decide what they think is best for """"""America""""""" and the entire world has to deal with it.
Litterally consuming our species to death """""""""""economic growth""""""""""""
And just generally a shit government; like they all are. I am legitamately mad that I am forced to be an American in order to live my life.
>pretty much everyone else is jealous of America and wants to be just like us at the same time
the best about Sup Forums is amerifags, believing in the one and only nation, chosen by god.
For Germans: you are idiots. no real, your money is ok, but your population is so stupid it's terryfying.
You can leave at anytime but you either
a) are too dirt poor to move or
b) don't have the balls to blow your brains out or
c) understand that you actually do live in the greatest country on earth and just on some edgy self-hate kick like every other teen at your high school
how r de ger mans stupid?
Okay so according to your logic, something is the greatest of something, without any effort, like for example, what have you done to kick the Jew out of your politics and your banking system
What have you done to lower your cholesterol, besides telling yourself you can eat twice as much because youre drinking diet pepsi
Voting for trump is the only possible thing you could have done to improve your country, you did that good
Are you an immigrant to america? are you willing to admit, you studied, went to school, passed immigration check, worked day and night, you are now a proud american citizen?
Or are you a fat faggot piece of shit who uses "I am american" as a fall back when you had a bad day making 20k per year
>be me
>ausfag
>free healthcare
>gun control = no gun violence
>great eduction system
>worlds most livable cities
>highest quality drinking water in the world
>feelsgoodman
the left side is literally Europeans when they try to make any point. Have you ever been to Europe, outside of the weekend trip to London you took with your parents? No?
Europeans are largely STUPID! Just go over there and talk to some! They lack the ability to NOT spout memes!
had he been in britain, instead of "various tests and a couple nights stay"
they would have immediately done ZERO tests and told him to go home. that's how "free healthcare" ACTUALLY works kids. Britain is one of the worst places in the civilized world to actually get sick in.
Yeah it sucks. I'm living in Sweden the last three years, and I never lived in America my whole life. But because I speak English they label me as "American" and actively ignore me
Do you even read?
Only reason America became big was that their industry was untouched after ww2.
Golden age during the 50ths.
But do be honest we all see the empire crumble bit by bit. Globalization is doing its part on you guys and you desperately selected a leader that is crazy enough to think outside the box. Maybe you survive.. who knows.
That would have been one approach. However, we were already doing that invasion thing announced in that best-seller, so it seams not listening to your beloved jews and not opening a second front would have been the next best thing. Well, water under the bridge...
You think people in the Middle East are posting on /b at 2 am boasting about how gnarly their country is. Or if any Syrian, coming to age teenage boy, Is learning of and experiencing copious amounts of internet porn? No country is jealous of us, half of our country is keeping up with the kardashians. We elected a president who has been stone cold stunnered by the Texas rattle snake stone cold Steve Austin at wrestle-mania.
As far as I'm concerned anybody who is not American needs to immediately commit suicide. We went to the moon, and even though I had literally nothing to do with it, that makes me a physicist or some shit. Clearly I am superior to all of you worthless faggots.
You're all jealous of my bulk. Back in the day body fat was a status symbol. Well the past has returned and only us wealthy Americans can afford to get fat. You mad, foreign fuckin' faggot NIGGERS????
It was Bill Gates, an American, who invented the computer and google. Google is literally the only real source of knowledge that Europeans have. If it weren't for American technology Europe would be back in the dark ages with the niggers.
All of the important prophets of history were born here in America. John Hagee is American. Kent Hovind is American. Ted Haggard is American. Jack Van Impe is American. Peter Popoff is American. This should furnish even the least perceptive amongst you a clue.
America is braver than you. It was our brave military which saved the world from Saddam Hussein. TWICE! If it weren't for America you would all be speaking Iraqi right now. And since we are so merciful we totally rebuilt their country and made them way better off than before we invaded. America BUILDS while Europe destroys.
You should probably all just kill yourselves unless you are American.
>literally have a shit ton of culturally relevant archeological sites and objects at less than 1 km from home
>america
I know it is bait but bro', your country is so fucking shit compared to Roma
>As far as I'm concerned anybody who is not American needs to immediately commit suicide.
Youre american just because your fat ass parents didnt use condoms
LIke what have you done to make america what is is, nothing, you wouldnt pass your own citizenship test, you wouldnt, dont front nigger
How dare you use the likeness of Wesley Willis that way.
lol thats what i got last time i dont know who the fuck these niggas is
obviously i didnt make him lift his shirt like that
Im an american, and i once had to take the citizenship test. That shit is easy as long as you didnt smoke weed all of highschool
>I was never invited to parties
why would I be jealous of an american when I live in a country that gives me everything?
Education? Here you go, have a masters degree. Get paid $900 a month for studying too.
Feeling sick? Just drop by a doctor for free.
No job? Don't worry we got you covered with $2000 a month and helping you find one.
Look him up on youtube. He's a rock and roller.
I agree that the US is retarded, but your country sounds just as bad being the polar opposite and all. What's needed is a sort of intermediate between you two.
>Still too ashamed and/or scared to name his country, just keeps making up shit that doesn't exist
Pathetic really.