Watching tv show

>watching tv show
>character puts ketchup in the fridge

Ketchup is better when it's cold, though.

where the fuck else you gonna put it

Fucking scum OP

>not putting ketchup in the fridge
>enjoy your pest problem
>enjoy your microbials

> watching american telly programme
> boils water in microwave / saucepan
> puts bread in the fridge
> eats biscuits with gravy
> says "grace" before eating
> drinks booze out of red cup ? Mysterious
> wears shoes in the house

>eats biscuit with gravy
What is Yorkshire pudding.
>watching britbong media
>drinks meat broth at soccer games
>day revolves around having an umbrella
>bows east before eating

wat

>your majesty, I'm treason

Bovril drinker detected.

BRITKEKS: OUT

>watch american tv
>don't speak spanish so I have to put the ENG subs on

This is our board now m8

Do know how much vinegar is in ketchup? You don't need to put it in the fridge.

Ketchup does not need to be refrigerated.

The hot vs cold is a personal preference.

Ketchup is easier to access when its in the fridge vs a cupboard. Reason why it says to refrigerate, not to keep it fresh, but to use it up faster, and buy more.

Bonus: Mayo does not need to be refrigerated as well.

I'm a minimalist.
Having condements taking up space and being a general eyesore is not tolerable.
G'day

>Ketchup does not need to be refrigerated.
Objectively correct.
>The hot vs cold is a personal preference.
Right, but i normally eat ketchup with hot dishes like meat (inb4 pleb taste), so it'd be weird to have cold ketchup. I understand it though if you use it on a sandwich or something.
>Ketchup is easier to access when its in the fridge vs a cupboard. Reason why it says to refrigerate, not to keep it fresh, but to use it up faster, and buy more.
Nah. It's not like i open the fridge to get some milk, see the ketchup, and say "yep, gonna have some ketchup with my milk".
If you're cooking or making sandwiches, chances are you're going to go for the cupboard anyway. Like, i'm sure y'all don't refrigerate your bread. Right?

>character calls catsup ketchup

>Like, i'm sure y'all don't refrigerate your bread. Right?
Refrigerating, or freezing your bread greatly extends its life span.

I dont use bread often, anytime I buy a loaf, it certainly goes bad before I finish it. So I keep it in the fridge. Good for a month.

> mayo does not need to be refrigerated
Maybe american GMO cancer aspartame corn syrup mayo doesn't but mine does

>ketchup on a sandwich

Fuckin gross

>character wears shoes indoors

>go to visit friend in the UK
>decide to go to the local theater
>all American made movies playing with all American actors
>so much for British culture
>before kino airs, PSA comes on telling all kino goers to face Mecca and begin daily prayer to Allah
>entire audience except me bows and begins prayer
>friend is frantically tugging on my pants practically begging me to get down an pray
>tell him no, I'm American and only bow before my American God, not some heathen false deity
>Queen's guard bursts in and arrest me for being intolerant towards other cultures
>as I'm in the dungeons they search my hotel room for dangerous weapons like spoons
>a tooth brush is found
>never having seen one before the Brits assume it's a magic wand
>get put on a train to Azkaban with other criminal "wizards"
>train doesn't go anywhere, just crashes off cliff into the ocean
>use my superior American genetics to swim home
>mfw

It slows down oxidation, you don't have to put it in the fridge but it will keep longer if you do

>having a fridge

>aspartame
Science has proven it's harmless in humans, but lethal in lab rats.

>He doesn't know about dosage...

>he still takes whatever his doctor prescribes without question
>muh, chemicals in food are bad

>he thinks uk cinemas only show us movies

2/10 bants

I live in Germany and i don't refrigerate my mayonnaise.It's never gone bad before, it's sealed air tight.
However, i buy the cheap stuff from Lidl because i'm poor, so i don't know what kinda shit they put in there.

this is why they was a shelf on the toilet when I lived in Germany

you don't have any right calling people island monkeys

>before kino airs, PSA comes on telling all kino goers to face Mecca and begin daily prayer to Allah
that's where you got me. 10/10

>use my superior American genetics to swim home
Stopped reading there. It's about 6000km (3700 miles) from the UK to the US. Assuming you swim at a top-athletic level speed of 5km/h or 3mph, it would take you 1200 hours or 50 days to swim to the US. Even assuming you had some unnatural level of stamina, you would literally starve before you reach the US.

Really? That's all you got out of that post? Fucking inbred limey

Almost all consumer mayo is made from ultra pasteurized ingredient that do not require refrigeration.

Especially in Europe where most milk is ultra pasteurized.

...

>AmeriGOD posts hilarious OC to universal critical acclaim
>Yuropoor responds with shitty Sup Forums tier meme

This is why no one takes you clowns seriously, you aren't even good at shitposting

>mexicans drawn as literal insects
Top fucking kek....lmao

perfect.

A lot of Americans are actually delusional about what the rest of the world is like. And honestly, i don't blame them. Being from Europe, I always assumed that most Americans are white. But when I went there, i found out that about 40% of the population is non-white.

It could be similar for Americans; Maybe they think blacks, hispanics and such are completely normal everywhere, including Europe, but now we also got the Arabs! Oh no!
But of course that's wrong. My country has 0.5% blacks, and effectively 0% Hispanics. And about 3-5% Turks and Arabs. And 95% white.

What country is that?

Vatican City

Switzerland

>mfw Manchester
>mfw Liverpool
Dos satellite dishes tho

>responding to pasta

>using ketchup
I remember being clueless

wtf does it matter if it takes up space in the fridge or in a cupboard? its more of an eyesore if i see it in your fucking fridge

>day revolves around having an umbrella

o im laffin

VIVA MEXICO HERMANO

>drinks booze out of red cup ? Mysterious
I've been to England and you limeys have plastic stemware, so I'm not so sure we're the mysterious ones.

>character owns a pair of shoes

britcucks btfo, they can't recover from this

>toothbrush...having never seen one
Now that's just mean mate.

>de-bleat this

>on my pants
>my pants
>pants

This isn't your living room Amerifat; have some decorum & put some trousers on.

>warm ketchup

Americans BTFO they cant recover from this it's over

>that pic

Literally my wife's son: The country

>ketchup
>not catsup
nigga what are you doing?