Prove your weight, tell us your height and gender

Prove your weight, tell us your height and gender.

I'll start.

123. 5'5" (and a half). Man(let).

>(and a half)
holy shit i've never keked so hard.
kys manlet

>wearing sandals to cover up the fact you are a shit skin

I read this as "Prove your weight. I'll guess your height and gender."

lol nevermind.

123kg at 165cm? You fat fuck. Or you could just be using an archaic and outdated measuring system that is only used in backward countries?

You can play that way if you want; I'll allow this.

Alright. 383.8lbs.

He obese

i was about to go outside to smoke a cigarette. I am arguably white; I am Sicilian. My nipples are pink.

prove it

5.3", 68kg

I'm being honest. Why I would make up being a fat piece of shit on the internet, I don't know. I neither benefit or lose anything from it. I give credit where credit is due.

123 pounds. Five feet, five inches (plus a half inch).

I wouldn't go that far but I do have an undesirable amount of body fat. I want I six pack again like I had when I was 10.

you missed the part where you have to prove it. Also, use American standard of measurement. I assume everyone is American.

fine.

5'10 180lb male.

don't feel like getting out of bed to prove my weight.

Don't need to prove shit, also who doesn't know kg? Dumb American

How do I measure my height?

We #1. We set the rules.

No direct proof but 138 lbs 5'11.5"
>tfw will never be 6ft master race
also, I am definitely going to be a couple of pounds heavier in a few days, I'm a faggy emotional eater and I stuffed myself so much tonight that I was in physical pain. I really need to kill myself.

Cringed

Do I use an ruler or an tape measure or what use?

>138 lbs 5'11

Please tell me you're a broad.

I guess since no one's going to guess:
383.8lbs
5'10
Male

You guys are no fun.

No 'proof' but I'm 10st which is approx 140lbs. I'm just under 6ft and male.

The REAL issue that needs to be adressed is:
CLEAN YOUR FUCKING TOILET
What's with the broken zip tie?
Is your cat dead and stuffed or just retarded?
Sandals and socks, in your own home, seriously?

After seeing this post, I'm starting to think OP was trying to get us to see this and start a "legendary" wtf thread.

But no one gave a shit. kek

5'10 150 lbs

Exactly lol

No proof but I'm 225 and 6'1. chubby.

>6'7"
>250lb
>m
no proof, lazy

THIS

>prove your weight, tell us your height and gender.

Me and my gf at a hockey game for further proof.

>i slipped on the sandals b/c I was about to go outside to smoke a fag
>yes, I should clean my whole apartment, but I won't
>yes, that's a zip tie; I dunno why
>my cat is just retarded

How do I prove height, tape measure?

my bathroom is just disgusting. I didn't intend for pretty boy to get in the picture but he wanted to see what I was doing.

Nope male. I have pretty bad gyno though so I look fatter than my weight would imply.

>Pretty Boy
Do you let him fuck you as well?

you still can't read. that's ok it will all be over soon

i inherited him from a dead relative. He's the equivalent of a middle age man so it didn't seem right to change his name. And he is a pretty boy. He doesn't fuck anything, he doesn't have testicles anymore.

Oh I get it now. I weigh 160 lbs

5'10", 134 ibs, Male
Bad genetics made me into a perma-skinnyfag.

6'2
165

how much of a fat fuck am i if I'm 130kg @ 195cm (6'5")

131 lb 5'6

What's the best way to measure my amount of tall?

165 6'3 male

you guys are making me feel fat

Genetically gay.. never thought this existed..

The very fact you vehomently stick to calling 'him' a "Pretty Boy"
DESPITE
The fact he has no testicles is truly tantamount to how much of a fucked up individual you are. You still haven't answered my question as to why you're wearing socks and sandals in your own home.

you can't read, just like the other guy. I blame Common Core.

I answered twice, actually. I took the picture right before going outside to smoke. I didn't want to go outside in socks and I didn't want to put on shoes.

Are you a grill? I won't comment on your butt until you answer

I don't speak KG

low effort comment

This is my other cat. You may post cats in my thread if you wish.

>just like the other guy
kek. I am the same guy. I'm samefagging.

Thanks for participating

Common Core

Sorry. Im kinda slow

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Nice hairline, mf

Fuck you and your 'thread'

Chimp legs

thanks for the bump

pls explain

Oops, I meant Hobbit legs. My bad.

I'm lazy
155 pounds 5'10 tall for my gender

this is true. I should be a hobbit for halloween

u hot?

6"2

187lbs

Male