What are your favorite sayings Sup Forums. I'll start

What are your favorite sayings Sup Forums. I'll start...

>Not my monkey, not my zoo.
(Aka not my fucking problem)

The world is nothing but smoke and shadows

fuck donald trump

There's nothing on Earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified six-car monorail

Respect everyone you meet but have a plan to kill everyone in the room

You can't unfuck a hamster on the third tuesday of the moons asscrack.

How does get fucked sound?

chicken, tastes like candy....if chicken was a candy

What are you, some kinda faggot?

we're not here to fuck spiders

(ie here to get on with it)

Wow user, you are so mysterious and edgy.

My mom would always say "for cry-yi-yippie-yi-yay" as opposed to "for christ's sake" or what have you. Always struck me as somewhat charming.

Never raw dog a rude dog

easier than falling down the stairs

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I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here.

If being happy is gay im queer as fuck

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Who's fuckin this goat?
(In response to someone trying to tell you how to do something)

Where did that Obama picture come from?

shit happens