So I got a girlfriend. What now, Sup Forums?

So I got a girlfriend. What now, Sup Forums?

swallow her feminine benis

do anal with her

Go do stuff with her.

Dump that stupid fucking whore

I'll bet she's sending naked pics to a guy that has a bigger dick than you

Probably

Get off Sup Forums and fuck you fag

Kiss your relaxation goodbye. Seriously. I love my chick, shes awesome to me. But women Always have to be busy, or they go nuts. And seeing her run around our house all busy bee and shit can ruin a chill day. Other than that, find a good one, and do not fuck that up.

I think I lucked out for the time being at least. She's busy being an engineering major while I barely have to do shit. She's got tons of work to do always and I have basically nothing.

Trips of truth, also take pictures of her anus and/or other lady parts and post them here.

Now your bank savings are doomed.

I don't have a GF because it's PRICEY !!!!

- gift for birthday
- gift for Saint's day
- gift for anniversary
- gift for monthiversary
- gift for every year graduation
- gift for Xmas
- gift for Easter
- gift for New Years' Eve
- gift for Helloween
- gift for March 8 "Womens' Day"
- gift for St.Valentine
- gift for newborn kittens of her cat
- many, many, many gifts for making her forgive some of my non-existent wrongdoing

I did not count cinemas, pizzas, paying for everything in a date, paying for her train tickets, and so on.

>TL;DR: I'm single, that is, I'm saving big bucks.

...and "gf" is an abbreviation for "GiFts".

Olive Garden.

>being poor

lol double dubs of truth

Lol, are you a cuck on purpose, or is it that yoiu don't know "no"?

the first "no" you'll say it'll be the last.
if she's a bit of psycho, be ready to also get sued for "literal rape".

If your gf wants gifts every fucking two weeks, she's not worth your time
I've been with mine for more than 4 years and only gift each other for birthdays and christmas, if we really want something together we share our money, it's not complicated

Idk why people never communicate in their couple, it's fucking easy and will save you lots of trouble

Strong logic there BRUh

Now nothing. According to the sad fucks here, having a girlfriend is the be-all, end-all ultimate measure of what makes a man's life complete. They literally don't know what else to tell you, because they're so desperate for sex that getting pussy is the only thing they think about.

You have transcended Sup Forums.

Lol, you called him a cuck! You sure showed him!

>1/10 bait for making me write a reply in the first place

Shut up, faggot.
you feel me?
you FEEL me?
God damn idiot.