What's your NoFap record Sup Forums?

What's your NoFap record Sup Forums?

8 days

-2.

11 years. Then I fapped once and couldn't stop.

4 ish years, having a gf is great

30 minutes

Sex is technically a pussy-fap.

lol this

youre just fapping with a fanny

I didnt fap all last week and then over the weekend I came in my sleep. And then I remembered why i should fap once in a while.

18 years

almost 12 hours!!

No way I can refuse to fap upon having my eyes fixed on that stud muffin. No homo.

about a week i guess, when on vacation a lot longer

About 5 weeks.

Dubs don't lie

failarmy

13 days because of summer camp, then I just had my best orgasm
>and never again

im always fapping
so zero i guess

About 2 years and 36 days.
Not easy to jack off while in a coma.

ITT porn addicted perverts

>Implying you're not one

29 and then 33 a few months later. I should get back on it...

9 days.. Then I "raped" a girl.
Decided to fap a few times a week for public safety.

I jerk off twice a week and do no fap November every year. I don't need to touch myself while looking at women. It's called self discipline.

Daily ejaculation is healthy and reduces the risk of cancer.
Don't need to look at women/porn either.

Lol is that freakazoid?

pics

I'm not too worried about it. Everything causes cancer.
Do you drive? Not driving decreases your risk of dying prematurely too.

A monthish

9 months, you cant fap in the womb its too tight

41 days.
First fap after that was magnificent

2years

5 months, there are two cums I'll never forget from jerking off, my first one ever and that one after 5 months. Literally was having a lucid wet dream once every two weeks but damn my dick was sensitive as fuck for about half a year until I eventually beat it right back into numb mode. Planning on doing a 2 month nofap pretty soon here.

I cant manage 1 day

Drive? No, only when I go on long trips. Mostly walk or use my mtb.

BTW the lucid wet dreams were cool during the 5 months but cleaning sheets was a bitch. Not to mention had one at a friend's house when I passed out piss drunk on his couch.

6 hours

It was easy for me because I quit smoking weed at the same time and weed and jacking off have been intertwined a long time for me. I had 0 urge to fap until about 4 months in. When I got high my first time that's when I cracked and damn did it feel great. 15 intense second cum no joke.

6 months

you used to just wack it when high? haha I can see how the 2 become linked

If you can't go a day or two without playing with your dick, you have a problem.

please

True story

>Be me on holidays
>4 weeks into nofap
>Sitting in a packed coach bus during a 4 hour drive to the airport
>Bored as fuck, mind wandering off to places it shouldnt go
>Feel my dick swell up in my pants
>Become even more horny
>Dick is so swollen and uncomfortable in my pants that it starts to hurt
>Get idea to pull it out so it won't be as uncomfortable
>Know its a horrible idea since there's some asian lady sitting in the seat next to me, literally 10 cm away
>Bus drives into tunnel, everything turns dark
>Unzip pants, manage to get the tip of my dick out of my zipper
>put backpack on my lap so the asian woman won't be able to see it
>Bus drives out of tunnel
>Realize that zipper is rubbing against the tip of my rock hard dick
>Precum leaking everywhere
>Realize I made a huge mistake
>Try to push dick back in pants
> Rubs against zipper even more, pushes me over the edge
> Try to pull my foreskin over my dick and squeeze it as tightly as possible in a desperate attempt not to shoot my load
> Feel my cock spasming and releasing huge loads of cum into foreskin
>Little spurts of cum flying out of this foreskin bag I created over the tip of my dick in all possible directions
>Can't hold it anymore, let go
>Waves of cum shooting out of my dick onto the seat in front of me

118 days.

Prob like 2 months...good by Sup Forums standards

>Cum everywhere
>Pants soaked
>Cum dripping of the fabric of the seat in front of me
>Puddle of cum on the floor
>I can even smell the cum
>Quickly look at asian woman next to me
>She keeps looking in a different direction, most likely hasn't seen any of it
>Quickly grab napkin and try wiping away cum from seat in front of me as stealthy as possible
>Bus arrives at airport, wait for everyone to leave the bus
>Exit while covering my cum soaked pants with my backpack
>Quickly go to the toilet, grab a pair of fresh pants out of my suitcase, and change

Thinking back realize that if things went differently, I probably would be arrested for cumming on some random asian in a bus

3 years
And then I started

foreskin bag give me a chuckle

> asking for physical evidence of a crime

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

newfag

12.5 years.

Fuck yeah I was like 16 when I first discovered it. After I moved out and could smoke all the time it it was game over.

Was 11 years for me too. Came dry that first time. For some reason I thought I'd stop jacking off when I got married. Nope.

7 weeks in basic training 2008. finally fapped in the shower on last week. shit was cash.

Went thru basic in '83. On fire watch at 2am, you'd hear guys jacking off in their bunks, other guys crying because they were so homesick

went through basic in '95. didnt fap the whole time. GF came to see me at graduation. GF and I fucked like animals until I had to go back on base in the morning.