How does a fat guy get laid? I ask out fat girls but they still say no...

How does a fat guy get laid? I ask out fat girls but they still say no, ive had lots of female friends so im interesting them, but since i stopped being beta nothing has worked

Don't give up. And be patient. You can't force anything on a relationship level to go quicker.

You could try to be an interesting potential partner. Like having cool hobbies. Have cool friends. Be interesting to talk to. Ask questions and be genuinly interested in other people. Work out, feel good about yourself. Chicks dig a good healthy self esteem.

Most importantly: Keep the faith, and be patient.
You'll meet someone eventually.

> i stopped being beta

lol

Lose weight.

Even fat girls can be picky and can pull desperate above average guys just about any weekend they want at the bar/club.

Fix your health you stupid fuck. I wasn't getting laid either so I took up swimming. Now I get complimented that I have a nice body after fucking chicks on the reg. Don't try and find a workaround, face your problems head on.

plenty of girls will go for fat guys its like a big teddy bear complex

but by that you must understand I mean guys who are chubby or like a bear, work out if you aren't one of those

If you're just obese and worse a slob, you might as well fork over the cash for a hooker

Fat guy here, you gotta be smart and an even bigger asshole than the Chads. Women are stupid in general and the whole huge inflated ego thing drives them even more mad when it's from a guy who should be begging to get in their panties

What woman would want a man who can't even take care of himself?

This

Online dating has ruined casual sex. A chick who is a five can get sex from a guy who's an 8 just looking for quick pussy

If you see a guy who's a five who's with an 8, you can bet he's got some money

>How does a fat guy get laid
They buy a treadmill

Not just casual sex, relationships in general. Why settle for beta mark when you can get fucked by Chad the same night. At least Chad won't be blowing up your phone with his newly found feelings.

Pay an escort. Why have you to lose time with ugly girls that r still picky. Go to Germany/holland/thailand/ cuba and fuck as many hot girls u want

Holy shit have you ever talked to a real girl?
Good bait my man.
Or, if not bait: Keep underestimating women by thinking they're stupid in general.

>he fell for the alpha/beta meme
lol

I have all the nerdy hobbies but i also coach football, but nobody knows anything about it so i cant really talk about it to them. Girls are so uninteresting, and i dont even want a relationship, im just trying to get a girl to just enjoy my company fo more than an hour

I mean if i cant get them on a date within two weeks i stop talking to them

I hear yall, but i see these fatasses walking around with girls alll the time so i feel like losing weight isnt gonna change anything even though i just started recently, but its hard for me to keep caring when i know nothing is gonna change

I mean im hairy as fuck, is that a bear? And ive had girls tell me i was a teddy besr, thats like the biggest friendzone thing they can say

Ive noticed that the girls i hate hate me even more than other guys who are rude to them, but i fogured i was just better at being rude

I mean im in school on the deans list and run half a football team and im a supervisor at my job. Why would they want a guy who cant get anywhere in life?

God no, no way i could get hard with a girl who hates me anf is just doing it for money

Mandy Muse

This man is a woman.

They cant take care of theirself so why would they think they deserve anything more?

>2 billion years of evolution

>meme

Hand over the sauce and no one gets hurt..

Theyre ok with drug addicts and criminals, whats the difference? Looks

Men are the only real adults. A woman not able to care for herself only summons captain-save-a-hoe.

>there is no such thing as ego death
>all of your epiphanies on hallucinogens are fake
full retard

Sadly you're still a beta, else you would have pulled someone's interest by now.

Sauce on that fat ass?

Well at least those losers give women a sense of mystery, an emotional roller coaster. If you think chicks want predictability and stability you're wrong. they want the complete package. A tough guy but with a heart of gold is the ideal balance IMO.

spoiler alert: you didnt stop being beta

surely there is
shes obese

I mean ive had women tell me i was hilarious or that theyre not sure what im thinking or constsntly talking about me to other people. Im not even joking, they just think im like, some kind of cool animal. Not fuckable

Idk how more alpha to be than to meet them, make them laugh, ask for their number, ask to hang out, and then for them to say no or to turn me down on the date, rape is the only other option

Lose the weight or embrace the loneliness. The third way is hookers.

We need pics of you OP we need to see how fat you are and your looks please. Then we'll talk

What is your socio-economic status?

> Girls are so uninteresting
Wow. Why would you want to spend time with them? Just to get laid?
Also, they're very diverse. Like all humans. Have you really seen them all?

Could it also be that you're saying this to us and yourself to avoid being sad about you not getting a steady girl?

You're fucked unless you can lose weight and get a good job.

Statistics don't lie

>Implying you need money to get laid
Learn how to flirt and get chicks to buy you drinks instead. Chivalry is ded. Flaunting your money is beta-provider behaviour and it will put you in said box. You want her to put you into the fun box, not the beta backup box.

> I mean ive had women tell me i was hilarious or that theyre not sure what im thinking or constsntly talking about me to other people. Im not even joking, they just think im like, some kind of cool animal. Not fuckable

Well thats a very good thing.
If you're interesting on these levels you might as well do yourself a big favour. Make yourself interesting on the physical level as well and get fuckable.

Im in college so nothing, socio im a boss, a coach, and a good student but none of that means anything

I am sad about it, thats why im on here. And ive never had feelings for a girl beyond sex, im not saying theyre all garbage because thats impossible to know, but i know for me theres noone out there for me. But plenty of people haye eachother and something still happens so thats why im holding out that i can entertain someone for a bit

Then i guess i have to wait another 4 years just to even try

But everybody says and what ive seen is that that doesnt matter and that whatever is wrong with me will still be wrong, its not an excuse, im losing weight for me and to set a good example for the kids i coach, but i need some help for now

I've had a girl ask me to go to the gym w/ her a year or so ago i fucked up and blew it by being beta as shit, not realizing what she was saying. Now I learn from my mistakes. Take risks.

Mandy Muse, no idea what scene. Prolly a screenshot of the beginning, whichever it is.

how are your teeth and personal hygiene in general?
a lot of women like a good bright smile.

Idk why they dont just ask, its not like it changes a single thing

How do I get a girl? Im rly unatractive, would say im 5/10, worst part is im ginger and super, super shy. I donį go out often, anyone been in same sheos?

Make yourself an "A" (Alpha) instead of a "B" (Beta)

Dentist told me i have movie star teeth, theyre all straight and i didnt even need to get braces. And i remember in football the kids used to tell me they were surlrised i never smelled bad since i was big and sweaty

It's a matter of confidence, not body mass.

forgot pic

The reason fat girls don't go out with you is because at some point in their life a Chad wanted an easy win. So he picked a ham planet, made her feel special once, and now they walk around believing that they are capable of snagging 10's

pretty fuckin simple, being an interesting person has nothing to do with anything. Just question her about all her retarded shit like her ice cream flavors and shoes.

Literally just stand there while she talks about this retarded ass shit. It's the only way you can make women think youre an interesting person

if youre fat why dont you try eating a healthy diet, drinking water, lifting weights, why do you need to impregnate somebody. Youre disgusting

Go spout your nonsense somewhere else, loser. Girls want a dude with a fucking job, car and place of dwelling preferable but not required.

Yeah fix your social circle, fix your social skills, get out there more. Flirt when you can, get rejected until you stop caring. But to it all for yourself because you genuinely want to enjoy life, not because you want to impress some random whore.

good, how you view someone only takes a few seconds, so you got the hygiene part good

This, I'm fairly out of shape and I still picked up my GF with just being funny and confident.
Its not that hard, chicks can smell desperation.
If you are that beta just ignore EVERY instinct you have until you realize that you've been a fucking idiot the whole time.

Or you could just kill the other 3 betas and the 1 alpha. If you're the only one left, it will remove any other options.

The list for requirements is longer with beta boyys than with chad who's only in it for the fun. Enjoy your washed out whores though. They gave their best years to men who knew how to have fun, now you can have the spoils. Not saying it doesn't work, but it's hardly ideal. Also I'd rather be the poolboy who fuck the housewife instead of the poor chump whose wife is getting fucked. tl;dr: your morals don't apply anymore in 2017.

If you're in college then you'll need to make up for your lacking on the socio-economic front by being good-looking or affable.

Also, good hygiene is a requirement, not an option.

This plus money and depending on the amount of money, you can get any girl.

I always get "you're such a good listener..." Just remember snippets of what they are saying and act on it when the moment arises. Don't force it because desperation is a major turn off.

Stop being fat retard

Get a six pack and girls will swoon when you lift your shirt

Thats the point, afther I finished school i only have few friends left, everyone went theyr ways, about going out and flirting, im rly introverted, im not looking one night stands would like to find The One. Already started go to gym, mb i get some confidence,but still cant change my face tho. Btw im 20 gues should just live my life and everything will come

Fuck money you tard. You want a chick to like you for you or for your assets? Dumbass.

if she isn't into you and she keeps kind of beating around the bush don't talk to her anymore. NEXT!

Assumptions: The Post!

There's no "the one" retard and the sooner you drop that notion the faster you'll start functioning in the real world.

Do stand up comedy and be funny. Not kidding.

Alternatively, if you're just not funny: play an instrument

Yeah, I've gone twice in my life where there was a month gap of not having sex and it was purposely done by me.

All women want money. Poor women want money, rich women want money, it's all relative unless you're with Mother Teresa.

Well considering your a fat guy so when a girl says no to you then all I can suggest is you fucking blob all over them.

Yh sounded stupid, but what i menth was longterm relationship

I have no money and I get by just fine. Last week one of my fwb's came over and I charged her for the condoms, food and wine we consumed.

Eat them, literally, bitches can't say no to being cannibalized

Damn straight Negro.
Im a old bald fat guy(with a small cock)and if you know how to play the 'game ' its fuckin easy.
U mad skinny boi?

No one but your parents ever liked you for being you. Don't be a delusional fucktwat. When she says "I love you.", what she really means is "I love what you do for me.".

This applies to other people too. Humans are largely hedonistic creatures. Most are incapable of abstract feelings or emotions.

-be funny

-dont fall into any stereotype of guy in basment plays games and on the computer all day/everyday

-dress nice/have some sort of style

-cut your fingernails

-wear brand new sneakers/shoes

if your fat its much harder, but they can smell a beta a mile away, and they wont even know it. Its sad but I can guarantee you pussy if you put in gold teeth, put on some gold chains, put on some baggy clothes, put on shades, talk very little, look hard, walk into a room and dont apologies for anything, ever.

No fucking way, ive always asked girls about themselves, this does nothing because they will just keep talkong and then think you care about them and then its all over

But this is bullshit becayse they fuck loser chads all the time, i went through high school and college and none of these guys have any of that

It's all relative. A trailer trash girl will be happy with a man that has a trailer and maybe a job.

I am just saying it is necessary to impress upon the girl that you got your shit together for anything more than a one night stand (and even one night stands, it helps).

Personality plays some role, but it doesn't quite open the door as wide.

I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $200, Alex.

Actions are cheap and I agree relationships end when they have no function for one or both parties anymore. The point is not to pay a whore to fuck you.

Briffault's Law

Briffault is known for what is called Briffault's Law:

The female, not the male, determines all the conditions of the animal family. Where the female can derive no benefit from association with the male, no such association takes place. — Robert Briffault, The Mothers, Vol. I, p. 191

In following, there are 3 corollaries:

Past benefit provided by the male does not provide for continued or future association.

Any agreement where the male provides a current benefit in return for a promise of future association is null and void as soon as the male has provided the benefit.

A promise of future benefit has limited influence on current/future association, with the influence inversely proportionate to the length of time until the benefit will be given and directly proportionate to the degree to which the female trusts the male.

>kill
Whoa there Dylan Klebold. Murder is illegal, you and your pal Eric Harris should find something more constructive to alleviate your edgy angst

Lmao it's true. You don't have to believe me tho. I wouldn't believe myself a year ago either.

Go to asia
Or get some xanax

>I ask out fat girls but they still say no
Dont mean to be rude but do you probably smell bad like a fat person would? Is your skin that people can see clean? or do you have dirt stains. Dont want to be mean man but that stuff does matter.

if you're asking out fat girls bc you think they're more accessible or a lower-hanging fruit, they can sense that shit in a second. they're used to being looked down on, if you're not attracted, they can tell you're dispassionate.

just talk to someone, try to forget your dick agenda (which is really fucking hard to do) but if you just get in there and swim, you'll attract the ones who are picking up on your actual personality.

>how does a fat guy get laid
Rape.

You weren't exuding confidence while those ratty cunts were talking

This is literally the only way to make a female thing youre interesting
- stand there while she's talking her ass off
- exude confidence while she does

Sorry i left that part out, there is no way around this, if you want a female to think youre interesting this is the only possible way.

She does not care if youre a marine biologist, or drive a ferrari, not when it comes to thinking youre interesting. Her thinking the male is an interesting person, again, depends on you A) listening when she's blabbering, ask her stupid ass questions like youre interested even though you want to kill yourself in the most violent way imaginable, and B) exude confidence while youre standing there.

This is how to make a female think youre an interesting person

How to make a female have sex with you? that's what this thread is about? Fix your body you fucking fat ass. She's going to have to figure out how to mount you and ride you. Nobody wants to do that. Would you have sex with yourself, no you wouldnt, and I'm not standing up for women. i hate women. But think about it. Would you have sex with yourself no you would not


You want to make your road easier, then have money, place to live, have an actual place you can take her. Don't have spiderman bedsheets (inb4 spiderman thread), dont have anything that makes her think your mom makes decisions for you

I really dont want to coach you into getting pussy because i think self improvement is the most important thing in any scenario, and i dont think there's anything valuable from getting pussy

You really want to get pussy. then frequent some club where women always go to get fucked and slide in and be the one they ride. You're not going to turn any of these into relationships but i dont think you want one either way

No, im a clean freak, i even condition my hair and use gold bond spray

That hasnt work my entire life just being myself

>I've never had feelings for a girl beyond sex...
See, here's the problem. You are asking women to think beyond superficial and want to be with you despite your (by your own admission) not being superficially attractive, when you yourself only see them as sex objects and, presumably, judge them primarily by physical attractiveness. You can't have it both ways. There certainly are women who are only interested in men for sex. But they are going to be interested in, surprise!, physically attractive men. If you want to attract these types of women, you know what you need to do.

We have a winner .

On a list of things that never happened

>Actions are cheap
They're worth more than words

im skinny but trying to gain weight and im insecure about my body. how can i get laid?

Don't say you're insecure about your body you fucking beta.

Don't know
Don't care

>How does a fat guy get laid? I ask out fat girls but they still say no, ive had lots of female friends so im interesting them, but since i stopped being beta nothing has worked

beta detected

who is that ass?

You also have to give her emotions, for example say misogynistic shit, and then say gay shit, like compliment her on her appearance and what she's doing with her "style"

To think youre interesting means you listen to that fucking downie, while exuding confidence

For her to be interested in you, different thing, give her emotional roller coaster. Like for example say mean shit about women and alternate say faggoty bullshit about how she looks

A good trick is to, when for example, she's angry, turn on the charm, and when she's head over heels for you, then say some negative shit to her like youre bored with her

This is how to completely dominate the woman give her zero options to escape your will. Women are not people they're just a series of emotions. the more you do it youll learn how to play her keys


Also, the thing the other guy said about being rejected until you no longer care, this isn't "advice" that is, good advice, but that's literally what's involved when youre dealing with the female gender. There's nothing you can do to have perfect game you just get good at it and increase your success ratio. Picking up women is a matter of spamming as many possible encounters, talking to women anywhere you're okay with being banned from

Do not talk to women at the local grocery store you have to use

1) Buy an onahole
2) Buy a lotion
3) ???
4) Profit!!!

Seriously, getting laid is just so boring. Just fap or fuck an onahole or sex doll. It takes less time and it's much better!

Ok, here's the thing: be like Seth Rogan. Yes, he's an insufferable dipshit, but girls love him. Why? Because he's knows he's a schulbus, goofy-looking fuck and he can joke about it and be self-deprecating without sounding sad.

Learn to make fun of yourself in a fun way. Be fun to be around.mthat;s it, really. Women like guys who are interesting and fun, they largely don't care what you look like (within reason, of course). Just keep them entertained.

If you think you're interesting, but you can't get girls, it means you're not interesting. Work on that.

Here's a crazy idea

I'm a big guy who talks to a gorgeous girl, want to know how I did it?

By us enjoying eachother's company, being friendly with her, hanging out, drinking with her, being comfortable and confident around her, not creeping/begging, just acting like a normal fucking human being and not acting like I wanted to fuck her every time I saw her

She started to feel the same way and next thing I knew she was pushing me down on the couch (it was adorable)

It's almost like that's how people who aren't lying to you on the internet actually talk to women

Here is source. Webm is about 7 minutes in. No sound until she meets the dude. From the film Rump Raiders 6, Scene 4

>Be betafag who doesn't know how to make a move
>Linger around girl who is obvliously interested
>Inaction gets the point where the girl has to take the initiative
>Bragging about it on the internet

Bitch please

No, ive lost attraction to girls who were bitches or said stupid things, im attracted to the superficial personality, not just the looks. I like to think im funny and cool like ive beenbtold but apparently im not funny and cool enough

I dont have those friends anymore i stopped wasting my time with all of them

But why would they stay with the guys who treats them shittily if hes not good looking? I thought that just separated the good looking guys from the chads

I do do that, but if thats all i have then im always going to wonder

But they tell me im interesting, thats the problem. Ive actually been on four dates where the girl literally said they wanted to go out again and then never responded. Why would they even say anything if they hated me already?

Youre lucky then, because all the girls i used to hang out with me never got interested. No matter how many times i made them laugh and spit out their drink

>lel u didnt get on her brah let me show u the alpha male guide

one of us is getting laid ¯\_(ツ)_/¯