ITT: We work in an office again

ITT: We work in an office again

Robertson, I'll need those quarterly reports on my desk before you leave

CUNT LICKER.

Bump

Haha, johns cubicle is the worst am I right?

Tim, did you email thoes spreadsheets to that crazy jewish lady?

*repeatedly clears throat loudly*

TONY! Someone just side swiped ur car, they drove off all fast it was fucked up

God damn it, the printer isn't working again. Who stuck their cock in it this time?

Sooo, did anyone notice Achmed gained some weight around his waist since he left yesterday?

its from all that god damn haji food if i have to shit after him again ill fucking kill him

Who the fuck ate my lunch out of the fridge.

Have you seen my stapler?

It was probably one of the Tards we were forced to hire. I'll see if I can get ahold of IT

thank god it's friday

ask Achmed..

Did you guys notice Steve and Janet disappeared during the office party the other night? How drunk would you have to be to hook up with that?

WHO KEEPS SHITTING IN THE URINAL

Yeah hes always watching that tranny porn, I dont really want to go ask him to borrow anything

Hey guys I'm going to lunch with Cindy from hr, she definitely wants the D amirite fellas?

Dude.. Do you remember Johnny from lasts years christmas party? His name is Cindy now..

Umm... guys, it's getting closer

Yeah, I hear that he hasn't had the last surgery yet though, so he might even give you the D!

Hey, does anyone have some letterhead i could use?

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