Hey user, I my tummy is upset, can I use your bathroom?

Hey user, I my tummy is upset, can I use your bathroom?

use me instead

Oh, but I don't want to embarrass myself...Can I just use your toilet?

Keep your ogre toes out of my stall, you fat water buffalo.

Sure :)

only if you let me watch.

Only if you let me use you as a toilet first

Ogre toes? She's got beautiful feet
I'd love to suck them

Wha...how did you get up here?
>i live on first floor with wooden stairs

Here Goes...
*Gurgle plunk plunk splash*
I'm so sorry user, I knew mexican was a bad idea
*poot*

Show more please :3

You would need a 2ft long penis to reach her vagina

*Groan*
Refried beans just shoot right through me
*HRRRRRRRNG PLOP splash*

*Poot*
ahhh
*plop splash*
oops, a bit more, I'm sorry user, I'll be out of here soon.

....Wat.

I feel so much better user, would you mind wiping my little booty for me, I can't reach because I'm so sore from working out.

Yes please :3

fuck you for making me see this while scrolling the front page

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Hah I love poop threads

The stairs are gone user, they're just fucking gone, and there is an elephant shaped hole where your front door used to be, she ain't playin

Theres something id like to use. This son of a bitch right here. Say ur prayers you behemoth ass troglodyte.

That won't be enough to pass all the fat.

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kek

Get out of my house.

>wants to kill someone
>whips out a 300 year old blunderbuss