Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Emma Watson standing there
What do you do?

Tell her to get the fuck out, stop breaking laws and pay her goddamned taxes.

>command her to sit down on the couch
>prepare tea for her
>watch all of the land before time movies
>make her sleep next to me on my King sized bed

i think i would literally go "oh shit waddup"

Ask her not to call the police

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Knock her out and then rape her

u fuckin retard you would be facing the same way you started at

He said 360 not 720 idiot

Probably ask her why she's here.

Detect the Newfag

It's not summer yet...

Dumbfag

Realistically, I'd stammer out a hello, laugh nervously, and ask what's going on. I wouldn't be able to make eye contact with her, and if she wanted a hug, I'd hoverhand like a motherfucker.

press pause

No one have fell in that since so long.

newfag

Underrated

Fight her. This is obviously a dream and/or she's come for my soul.

>live on a restricted military site that requires a secret clearance.
I'd still fuck her and ask questions later.

gr8 b8 m8

Tell her to get the fuck out of my room because I'm playing minecraft

I'd drive her to refuge camp and left her there.

"Emma Stone is way better actress than you."

emily stone*

and no she isnt, she fucked harvey weinstein for the part in la la land

I'd talk to her for a bit, and then watch all the Harry Potter movies with her.

since the sun reaches earth in 8 minuets i will walk 8 minuets per hour away from her because my spaghetti will fall