Hi Sup Forumsros, what do?

hi Sup Forumsros, what do?
>girlfriend goes to college
>sends me a pic
>pic related
>says she got shot by people with a paintball guns
I'm actually really fucking angry, should I file a police report? that neck shot could have killed her. Imagine if it hit her eye, she could be dead. what do Sup Forumsros?

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sage

hahahahahahahah i bet she voted for Clinton

Sage
next time she plays paintball have her record it for us

lol cucked

Heh looks like gf made friends with tyrone

They kinda look like hickeys
OP. are you sure your not being cucked?

Op is now officially a cuck

hope this is bait you cannot be this dumb

this

>Paintball
Those are from other men sucking on throat while fucking the shit out of her, faggot.

I'm 24 and have paint balled (competitively) since i was about 9. Those are NOT welts from a paintball gun, even though this is bait. Def hickeys

>Should I
No, she should have already.
You're both underage mentally and need to stay in school.

Wheres the paint?

you are a cuck m8

A google image search shows you're all idiots.

and i've been shot in the neck multiple times

On the off chance this isn't bait, that is a meano hickey and your girlfriend is a slut

I really hope this is bait.

Find the guy and beat the shit out of him with a rusty spoon

It's funny because she's telling the truth, why would she lie?
me and her support hillary, I dont see the problem with her
she said she wiped it off
are you sure? why would she cheat?

sage
take your shitty bait elsewhere nigger

>why would she lie?

>Hillary supporter
She fucking deserved it

>me and her support hillary, I dont see the problem with her

taking accountability for retarded cunts in 2017

lmao good luck bro

>This pasta

It's not even good.

I've seen this on here at least twice already, and I'm barely on.

I really thought Sup Forums was getting better, but i was wrong
LEARN TO GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH
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this is either bait or you're retarded, painball bruises are circular, those are oval like what a mouth would leave also different colouration from the sucking, if this was an impact bruise it would be yellow in the middle and purpley on the outer edge

>says she got shot by people with a paintball guns
bullshit, if she got hit in the throat she'd be in the hospital.

Literally.

you're a cuck
kek

That's a hickey op you fucking cuck

thehealthorange.com/stay-happy/holistic-living/teen-dies-after-hickey-from-girlfriend-how-medically-it-can-happen-to-anybody/
google search
find this
fuck off op
and sage

sage
thehealthorange.com/stay-happy/holistic-living/teen-dies-after-hickey-from-girlfriend-how-medically-it-can-happen-to-anybody/
google search
find this
fuck off op
and sage

>Go to college
>Getting needy bcz BF lives too far away for regular sex
>Hook up with the next best nigga arround
>Hope bf wont notice
>Start making out
>Dudes going ham on my neck
>Fucking-nigga-sucked-the-living-shit-out-of-my neck.jpeg
>Hickeys all over the place
>Nigga please.
>Come up with the best idea I ever head
>Shittiest-excuse-ever.exe activated
>Tell boyfriend I got shot by some guys with paintball guns
>He totally buys it
>Better care next time when I go out to fuck filthy niggers

No offense dude but come on, is this some Sniper Tier Paintball shit level or what?
Several dudes Shooting at her with paintball guns , only hitting her neck KEK, and the only thing this stupid bitch can come up with is a picture of her neck with that shitty hickeys.
Instead of like, you know, a picture of her t-shirt or neck with that paintball paint on? Or are they nowadays shooting without paint?
Pathetic bitch couldnt even make the effort to let this shit look somewhat believable

lol ill bite
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH-

Like what is even the point of this bait!?

yeah I got pizza the other day but why was the crust so soggy? They told me they didnt all blow loads in it before they sold the pizza to me!

Yawn, all been done before, at least come up with an original lie...

You learn to be more original.

...

the b8 continues

holy fuck... this rabbit hole goes too far for me bro. another pizzapedo trying to cover their tracks.

Wow, and i was thinking Nike airs

oh shit nike is pedo too?

Tournament Paintball fag here
Those arent paintball welts lol
Welts will have a point of impact, Not a sucking point lol

Sage

Maybe your girlfriend should have stopped and followed the directions of the police instead of being an entitled little bitch.

Fuck this generation.
Fuck niggers.
Fuck BLM
Fuck Anonymous
Fuck Trump and the next potus
Fuck Trudeau
Fuck politics
And fuck you.

Just do it, speaks for itself

Get: Overload

idk man, back when dm7s were the tits, and I thought I was badass I popped someone in the throat with that bright yellow paint made by evil and I just kinda half ass paralyzed him for 20 minutes. but again we were only chrono'd at like 280.

and I bring up that brand of paint because it had an almost plastic like shell; not thst shitty rubbery garbage

Why can't you faggots just image search the picture.
My fucking god.
It's a pasta, stop replying to this shit.

Holy shit, your still making these bait threads? There exactly the same fucking text but different images, then you samefag the "Those arn't hickies bro, why would she lie?"

It was good the first time, not so much now.

This isn't even original.

Assuming this is not a troll...
>It's funny because she's telling the truth, why would she lie?
Because I bet you either exchange pictures frequently or webcam. You would notice, so the best thing to do is to tell you ahead of time and give you a good excuse.

Did she at least show you the pictures of the paint splatter from the paintball on her skin/clothes???
If not, get #cucked.

HAHAHHAAHHA. she probably also got shot by some dudes dick

Maaate.
The bait now is so half-arsed.
It's embarrassing.