Ask a guy who has two mail order wives anything

Ask a guy who has two mail order wives anything

Who took this picture?

I call bullshit. You wouldn't be hover-handing your wife. Probably some random nudist camp picture.

how do you circumvent bigamy laws?

Why are you so cheap? They come in 18 if you would just put up the cash

Lolwut? How does that work?

CAN WE SEE SOME SPREAD PUSSY?

why do you appear to be two different people segments? WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE LEGS OP!?

spot on!

The finder's fee and processing was a little over 12k and they are from Fiji.

holy shit, is the one on the left the mexi maid? tits look a little small, but face is spot on

Is it too late to get your money back?

A friend of mine took the picture and we live on a compound in Utah.

I know... bitch looks similar, but deeeefinitely ain't her

Fuck off... They are both hot.

Do they snore?

Are they nice?
Follow orders like a good slave?

>maybe he spent like $1000 for both?

>wtf

no, those two would have done more for free

Don't they come in white?

post moar of them

do this please

Damn... how hard is it for people to stay slim?
Just don't eat so much...

OP what's it like to be with two disgusting mud cunts at the same time? Is it as gross as it looks and how hard do you have to pretend to yourself that it is as awesome as it clearly isn't?

Yes. They do all the cooking and cleaning and help other families around the compound.

Post moar, nigga.

They are very sweet and gentile. They exist to only please me. We are always together in our small mobile home and we never tire of one another.

>we live on a compound in Utah.
confirmed bs

im outta here.

>small mobile home
>mail order nigs
>fupa the size of a canned ham
you sound like a real winner Sup Forumsro

yep

What is your monthly cost with them? They are great prostitutes, for what reason the flames of wives, splend better.

Sounds like a nice situation to be in...

white costs extra, you gotta ship em in from Russia

How does it feel knowing they'll leave you the second they get a green card?

where should I order from?

Why didn't you get good ones?

2 ugly bitches for the price of 1? They are stink ugly, you know that?

Who's the skinny guy floating around in the background?

Since he isn't so hot himself, these women aren't too bad. I would take them off your hands for 5k.

Nigger