Bill Burr to star as Simba in brand new live-action Lion King movie.
Bill Burr to star as Simba in brand new live-action Lion King movie
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Wow
I thought this guy died
Nope!
THE LOVELY NIA
Stop
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Stop
>broads, am I right?
Yeah
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Wwi
Literally in all of his stand up you can hear loud black people talking
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Good reference
What reference e
Can we get bill burr's head on simba's body?
Why
Oh I'm in a mood!
Why
SHITPOSTING
Why
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Idk what the fuck I'm even talkin about right now
Give 'em the ol "Right There Fred"
CAUSE YOU SAID SO
Hey Nala, did Scar tell ya how Mufasa died? Fucking brutal
Wow
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>Be me
>see this post
>realize that it's "Live Action"
>Furries are taking over
>grab old dirty and bloody varsity jacket in closet
>grab dusty old Mosconi 12G
>put on Varsity Jacket and zip up tight
>load Mosconi and grab lots of extra ammo
>Time to burn the furries
>Put on Chicken mask for extra irony
ZIP
i don't understand this meme.
What meme
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recruiter!
OHH ITS BRUTAL
OH ITS BRUTAL
O ITS BRUTAL
OHHH ITS BRUTAL
I've never listened to any of bill burrs stand up.
For me, he has the most punchsble face in existence and his voice is grating.
Am I actually missing anything
DOCTAH CAHVAHS EASY SHAVE BUTTAH!
*ahem*
Doctor Carvers. Shave Butter.
yes a sense of humor
He is currently the best working comedian
NO MORE SWEATY BALLS
Me undies! Me undies! cupping your fuckin balls!
so... who's more patrician, Bill Blurr or Louis CK?
If you put it in the script, I'm gonna read it
I'd watch it.
That's my favorite. He had been saying it wrong for years.
bill burr pre 2010 was goat
go fuck yourself
god damn i wanna eat her spicy tuna roll if you know what i mean
Be sure to talk about... what the fuck? Of course i'm gonna talk about it. If you give to me i'm gonna say it!
Modle? Modal?
Hand
bill is still awesome
Elmo
Kornto
Oni
Koobie
Toobo
Modal?
who
Ooo
CLEO
DOWN GIRL
CLEOOOOO
Emeo
Korbie
>EVIDENTLY
Unhel
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remember this scene from The Lion King?
Are you talking to me?
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
Yes
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Holy mother of fuck
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!
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>hakuna matata, you know? ehhhh whaddyagunnado?
Yo
Ni
how do you mean?
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>soft chuckling intensifies
How can he be playing anyone when he keeps dying in car crashes between 1 and 3 EST every morning?
>it's a bill says doctors can't cure people episode
Just checkin' in on ya.
>These FFFFFFUUUUCKIN ELLLLLUUUUUHHHHHPHANTS!!!
>Roaming the plains like they own the fucking place. Waddling up to the watering hole like it's their own personal grotto. Nobody else can get a drink because their fat bodies are taking up every square inch like they're some fat midwestern family at a Carnival Cruise pool. The sheer fucking entitlement that this species possesses. Where's an ivory hunter when you need one?
Why
Is Bill, dare I say it, our guy?
I was BLEACHING a girl from Cameroon who was obsessed with this guy and showed me his videos but he seemed painfully unfunny.
>read your post
>"grab dusty old Mosconi 12G"
>think to myself "Why did he specify the type so accurately?"
>google the name of the gun
>it has appeared in a videogame for manchildren
What a Sup Forums-tier post