Bill Burr to star as Simba in brand new live-action Lion King movie

Bill Burr to star as Simba in brand new live-action Lion King movie.

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Wow

I thought this guy died

Nope!

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THE LOVELY NIA

Stop

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Stop

>broads, am I right?

Yeah

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Wwi

Literally in all of his stand up you can hear loud black people talking

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Good reference

What reference e

Can we get bill burr's head on simba's body?

Why

Oh I'm in a mood!

Why

SHITPOSTING

Why

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Idk what the fuck I'm even talkin about right now

Give 'em the ol "Right There Fred"

CAUSE YOU SAID SO

Hey Nala, did Scar tell ya how Mufasa died? Fucking brutal

Wow

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>Be me
>see this post
>realize that it's "Live Action"
>Furries are taking over
>grab old dirty and bloody varsity jacket in closet
>grab dusty old Mosconi 12G
>put on Varsity Jacket and zip up tight
>load Mosconi and grab lots of extra ammo
>Time to burn the furries
>Put on Chicken mask for extra irony

ZIP

i don't understand this meme.

What meme

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recruiter!

OHH ITS BRUTAL

OH ITS BRUTAL

O ITS BRUTAL

OHHH ITS BRUTAL

I've never listened to any of bill burrs stand up.
For me, he has the most punchsble face in existence and his voice is grating.

Am I actually missing anything

DOCTAH CAHVAHS EASY SHAVE BUTTAH!
*ahem*
Doctor Carvers. Shave Butter.

yes a sense of humor

He is currently the best working comedian

NO MORE SWEATY BALLS

Me undies! Me undies! cupping your fuckin balls!

so... who's more patrician, Bill Blurr or Louis CK?

If you put it in the script, I'm gonna read it

I'd watch it.

That's my favorite. He had been saying it wrong for years.

bill burr pre 2010 was goat

go fuck yourself

god damn i wanna eat her spicy tuna roll if you know what i mean

Be sure to talk about... what the fuck? Of course i'm gonna talk about it. If you give to me i'm gonna say it!

Modle? Modal?

Hand

bill is still awesome

youtube.com/watch?v=u_pyvTsN0NM

Elmo

Kornto

Oni

Koobie

Toobo

Modal?

who

Ooo

CLEO

DOWN GIRL

CLEOOOOO

Emeo

Korbie

>EVIDENTLY

Unhel

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remember this scene from The Lion King?

Are you talking to me?

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?

Yes

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Holy mother of fuck

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!

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>hakuna matata, you know? ehhhh whaddyagunnado?

Yo

Ni

how do you mean?

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>soft chuckling intensifies

How can he be playing anyone when he keeps dying in car crashes between 1 and 3 EST every morning?

>it's a bill says doctors can't cure people episode

Just checkin' in on ya.

>These FFFFFFUUUUCKIN ELLLLLUUUUUHHHHHPHANTS!!!
>Roaming the plains like they own the fucking place. Waddling up to the watering hole like it's their own personal grotto. Nobody else can get a drink because their fat bodies are taking up every square inch like they're some fat midwestern family at a Carnival Cruise pool. The sheer fucking entitlement that this species possesses. Where's an ivory hunter when you need one?

Why

Is Bill, dare I say it, our guy?

I was BLEACHING a girl from Cameroon who was obsessed with this guy and showed me his videos but he seemed painfully unfunny.

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>read your post
>"grab dusty old Mosconi 12G"
>think to myself "Why did he specify the type so accurately?"
>google the name of the gun
>it has appeared in a videogame for manchildren
What a Sup Forums-tier post