You're a loose cannon...but you get results

>You're a loose cannon...but you get results

>that's just crazy enough to work frogboy

>barely survive an intense situation
>*short pause*
>THAT. . . WAS. . . AWESOME!!

>"We could've died!"
>"But we didn't."

>protag has a best friend who doesnt double cross him

>it might just work

>"Alright, alright...plan B!"
>"What's plan B?!"
>"Run!"

>You remind me of myself

>I'm going out
>"Where?"
>OUT

>this is too stupid to work
>yeah, they won't expect it

>it was a test

>>the fuck... a test?!

>you passed

>"I thought you were a reeeeal piece of shit, man."
>"The feeling's mutual."
>*moment of silence, then close up on heavily-muscled arm-wrestle-style handshake*

>Welp, that didn't work. What's plan B?

>That was plan B

>What's plan B?
>THAT WAS PLAN B!

>cop drama
>"X! Y! My office! NOW!"

>scene where everyone unites to stop the bad guys
>bully steps and says "what the hell ain't like I got anything better to do"

>how do i know i can trust you?
>you don't

>character goes to dial a number
>starts with 555, with one of the 5s slightly obscured

Nothing wrong with these.

>"Are you hearing that?"
>"What?"
>"Exactly..."

>Doctor/Scientist says something perfectly understandable
>IN ENGLISH!

>you're the the guy that pulled off Shanghai?

>> ...

>I thought you'd be taller

>hotgrillwithbully
>bullyoksofar
>nerdstalkshotgrill
>bullybulliesnerd
>bullysomuchbullynow
>hotgrilldropsbully
>nerdgetshotgrill

>halfway through the movie, the main character Frogposts

>the movie drops hints that he's gonna double-cross him
>he doesn't

thanks for the (You), here's one for (You)

>I'll do it
>But not for you

>minna-san shizuka ni
>you won't believe it but we have an exchange studen-I KNOW!!!

Free (You)s going all around, boys.

...

>We need to find an exit now!
>That was the exit...

...

>I heard that!

Thanks man

...

>what makes you so special?
>do you think I ENJOY BEING THE CHOSEN ONE!?!?!

>you're special, one of a kind
>but what if I don't want to

>You're a redditfrogger...but your thread gets reported

Someone needs to make a movie that puts all of these cliches into it.

Like every single line is one

Like Memelovers?

...

>YOU SON OF A *sound effect*

let's do it!

>throws villain into family friendly meat processor with steady and well lit footage of his death

...

it doesn't make sense. why would they all be wearing masks?

It doesnt matter who they are...

Holy shit, redditfroggers BTFO!!!!
Will they ever recover?

well now i know never to trust anyone on Sup Forums who claims to be fred

You don't get to expose friends.

that looks extremely painful

>character gets shot
>falls down

Thank you very much, family.

Godwin's Corollary: as any Sup Forums thread grows longer, the probability that Baneposting will occur approaches 1

>character gets shot
>slowly looks at bullet wound
>slowly looks up back at shooter
>eyes roll in back of head and they fall over

>character completes heroic scene
>stumps over, starts bleeding
>'hey, you're hurt' 'i'll be fine' *passes out*

>antagonist meets protagonist
>"we're not so different, you and I"

>TWO

>NOTHIN' WRONG WITH ME

We make a good team kid