would you do it Sup Forums?
of course you would, you fucking faggots
would you do it Sup Forums?
of course you would, you fucking faggots
no but i'd tongue his ass and tickle the nuts
I've heard prisons don't feed inmates jack shit. How do they get enough food to get jacked? Seems like you'd have an awful shortage of protein.
Surely it can't be THAT expensive to send people food from the outside, yeah?
where is this from, Prometheus ?
what did he mean by this?
I don't believe that's allowed. Like, you can't send people hot meals every day or anything like that.
A candy bar is like 5 bucks from the prison canteen
yeah the prequel, where the engineers are stuck in a gay intergalactic prison
I got six slices of bread and a piece of cake everyday
If you don't get a job then all you can do is workout or watch tv all day, it's easy to get built or fat. I got a little fatter.
They feed you basic shit, but you can get enough to bulk considering prisons have shops where you can buy extra food. Mostly snacks and candy, but also cans of tuna and jars of peanut butter. You'll want the latter stuffs for protein.
Azkaban?
How many big guys did you crash into during yard time?
i'd pretend i was insane, they'd be scared of a crazy freak wouldn't they?
Banshee has the best fight scenes of all time
well, for a TV show at least
Yea you go ahead and pull the crazy routine and see how quickly it gets your ass fucked
what if i slobber all over myself and do the crazy eyes while running around the room screaming, they'd be terrified
would you do it Sup Forums?
You would pretty much have to shit in your hand and eat it for anyone to buy that, even then wed still be sceptical
>in jail
>get to watch tv
What's the tv like? Do you get to change channels?
it's SDTV with commercials and no interactive guide or premium channels though
In New York they showed DVDs a lot too.
necksnap seobhan? fuck no
genuinely insane people don't go to general population, so just by you being there, your inmates would know it's an act.
I am infatuated with Trieste
Do you want them to literally just stare at a wall until they start fights and shit for fun?
In Canadajail from what I can remember we had the local station, the CBC, FX Canada, citytv and tsn. Wasn't too bad, my cellmate and I agreed on watching the news everyday and my only request was Jeopardy, we watched alot of 2 Broke Girls.
Source?
minimum security right?
Yeah, I was only in there for a month lol
This show was fucking awful
Be honest now, how often did you masturbate thinking of the brunette's tits or the blonde's thigh gap?
>Semen is only one percent sperm; the rest is composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals
It mean he should have kept his fucking mouth shut about Hillary
your opinion is fucking awful
was it as comfy as the Trailer park Boys make it seem?
no, but you'd get beat up a lot.
Some jails are now getting tablets to watch netflix on
The first season was basically a porno and the last season made no sense
That's literally my life then.
WTF I hate banshee now
Are western European prisons as bad as American ones? Is the gang rape and murder as high?
Can we all agree that this guy was one of the most based characters in the last decade?
>That final scene
If I ever had a moment of privacy, probably the shittiest thing about it
desu I kind of missed it after I left, it was the most social interaction i've had in a month then I would in a year.
what fucking show is this
fucking autist insects won't even say name of the show they're circlejerking omg
rape is virtually nonexistent in european prisons
murders happen the same as any others I guess.
Rectify
Banshee.
A 4 season Cinemax show that ended a couple months ago.
Its an extremely stupid but very entertaining show with lots of violence and surprisingly some pretty good characters and even some "feels".
hey thanks man good shit
banshee
and yes i absolutely would. if i did a good enough job he would have kept me as his bitch, so i wouldnt get gangraped if i kept making him cum.
plus he might warm up to you slightly but still be a very dominant fuck every time.
also he's an exhibitionist so he'd probably bend me over those benches and make everyone watch. which sounds like fun!
heh
what the hell that's gay man
hey you tricked me dude that's not cool
thanks friends
no shit. it's 2016, why do you not crave cock constantly?
woah back off okay buddy?
I have no problem with your kind just keep it private and keep it away from me, that's all.
>wants to stay away from fags
>goes on Sup Forums
>goes on Sup Forums
look man like I said I'm a receptive man I'm a man of the people, I'm open-minded, just don't express yourself so crudely is all I'm asking. thanks.
european prisons are essentially 4 star hotels, see pic related
>choosing probably the most lax prisons in the world as an example
lmao