Would you do it Sup Forums?

would you do it Sup Forums?

of course you would, you fucking faggots

no but i'd tongue his ass and tickle the nuts

I've heard prisons don't feed inmates jack shit. How do they get enough food to get jacked? Seems like you'd have an awful shortage of protein.

Surely it can't be THAT expensive to send people food from the outside, yeah?

where is this from, Prometheus ?

what did he mean by this?

I don't believe that's allowed. Like, you can't send people hot meals every day or anything like that.

A candy bar is like 5 bucks from the prison canteen

yeah the prequel, where the engineers are stuck in a gay intergalactic prison

I got six slices of bread and a piece of cake everyday
If you don't get a job then all you can do is workout or watch tv all day, it's easy to get built or fat. I got a little fatter.

They feed you basic shit, but you can get enough to bulk considering prisons have shops where you can buy extra food. Mostly snacks and candy, but also cans of tuna and jars of peanut butter. You'll want the latter stuffs for protein.

Azkaban?

How many big guys did you crash into during yard time?

i'd pretend i was insane, they'd be scared of a crazy freak wouldn't they?

Banshee has the best fight scenes of all time

well, for a TV show at least

Yea you go ahead and pull the crazy routine and see how quickly it gets your ass fucked

what if i slobber all over myself and do the crazy eyes while running around the room screaming, they'd be terrified

would you do it Sup Forums?

You would pretty much have to shit in your hand and eat it for anyone to buy that, even then wed still be sceptical

>in jail
>get to watch tv

What's the tv like? Do you get to change channels?

it's SDTV with commercials and no interactive guide or premium channels though

In New York they showed DVDs a lot too.

necksnap seobhan? fuck no

genuinely insane people don't go to general population, so just by you being there, your inmates would know it's an act.

I am infatuated with Trieste

Do you want them to literally just stare at a wall until they start fights and shit for fun?

In Canadajail from what I can remember we had the local station, the CBC, FX Canada, citytv and tsn. Wasn't too bad, my cellmate and I agreed on watching the news everyday and my only request was Jeopardy, we watched alot of 2 Broke Girls.

Source?

minimum security right?

Yeah, I was only in there for a month lol

This show was fucking awful

Be honest now, how often did you masturbate thinking of the brunette's tits or the blonde's thigh gap?

>Semen is only one percent sperm; the rest is composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals

It mean he should have kept his fucking mouth shut about Hillary

your opinion is fucking awful

was it as comfy as the Trailer park Boys make it seem?

no, but you'd get beat up a lot.

Some jails are now getting tablets to watch netflix on

The first season was basically a porno and the last season made no sense

That's literally my life then.

WTF I hate banshee now

Are western European prisons as bad as American ones? Is the gang rape and murder as high?

Can we all agree that this guy was one of the most based characters in the last decade?
>That final scene

If I ever had a moment of privacy, probably the shittiest thing about it

desu I kind of missed it after I left, it was the most social interaction i've had in a month then I would in a year.

what fucking show is this

fucking autist insects won't even say name of the show they're circlejerking omg

rape is virtually nonexistent in european prisons

murders happen the same as any others I guess.

Rectify

Banshee.
A 4 season Cinemax show that ended a couple months ago.

Its an extremely stupid but very entertaining show with lots of violence and surprisingly some pretty good characters and even some "feels".

hey thanks man good shit

banshee

and yes i absolutely would. if i did a good enough job he would have kept me as his bitch, so i wouldnt get gangraped if i kept making him cum.

plus he might warm up to you slightly but still be a very dominant fuck every time.

also he's an exhibitionist so he'd probably bend me over those benches and make everyone watch. which sounds like fun!

heh

what the hell that's gay man

hey you tricked me dude that's not cool

thanks friends

no shit. it's 2016, why do you not crave cock constantly?

woah back off okay buddy?
I have no problem with your kind just keep it private and keep it away from me, that's all.

>wants to stay away from fags
>goes on Sup Forums
>goes on Sup Forums

look man like I said I'm a receptive man I'm a man of the people, I'm open-minded, just don't express yourself so crudely is all I'm asking. thanks.

european prisons are essentially 4 star hotels, see pic related

>choosing probably the most lax prisons in the world as an example
lmao