So user, what's your mental illness?

So user, what's your mental illness?

Dubs

Serious headache after wank, what do?

I'm 48 with a good job and a comfortable house and a wife and two kids and I hang out on Sup Forums for the gore pics and porn

Sup Forums

I've been diagnosed with schizoid personality disorder recently

Crippling ADD. It makes holding down a job a ton of work, I have a hard time keeping up with responsibilities at home, I frequently forget small things, like my daughter's book fair or when I last paid this or that bill. I try writing notes or keeping a written schedule but I get bored of it before I can get into a routine...
I hate the facebook and tumblr whores who act like ADD is some cutesy lolsorandom quirk, it's like trying to live every day with people shouting random numbers and thoughts in your ear St all times, while your own mind thinks of ten things at once, doing all of them poorly...

I'm perfectly sane in a crazy world.

Except for the pyromania, I suppose. That is a minor concern.

I recommend that you drink some water. It could be caused by dehydration through strenuous wankage or through tensing your muscles too much.

Schizophrenia. Plain and simple.

I match with girls on Tinder, gauge their reactions when I hint that we should hang out and more, start masturbating when they say they're down, cum, then stop talking to them.

I never follow through with dates. I just like the idea of knowing that they're into me. I have 600+ matches over a year. Haven't fucked in 4 years. Feelsbadman.

Just sounds like your life is a little bit mundane and you're looking for some thrill or excitement whether it be sexual in nature or for the sake of seeing something 'unusual' through the gore. But don't take my word for it.

Perhaps you should get a prescription to help with your ADD. Like ritalin, adderall, or vyvanse.

Are you a social introvert or suffer from social anxiety?

I had a schizo episode back in 2014, hearing voices and shit... awful...
Nobody gives a shit when you have a mental pb

I would if I had the insurance, that stuff is expensive.

If you're desperate it's relatively easy to get ahold of in the underworld. Just go to any college or university campus or any "gamer groups". Ironically, it's cheaper in the black market then an actual medical prescription LOL. I'm guessing big pharma likes their money and they feel if you have insurance it's okay to charge exorbitant fees.

Thanks doc.

I definitely suffer from major anxiety when thinking about meeting up with one of these girls. I get really self-conscious and my heart starts racing.

I did one date from Tinder awhile back. Met her at the bar and drank a few drinks. She was just as cute as she was in her pictures, but I turned out to be a bumbling, uninteresting dude. It was a cringey date.

I don't care about being in a relationship per se. I just want to have sex again lol.

Do you feel your anxiety would be the same if you hired an escort? The only issue with them that I can see is you'll need a deep wallet. Otherwise, I suppose you could use these social media apps to find easy girls. Just make sure you're protected of course! (unless bare-backing is your thing and you're ready for the consequences)

im socially retarded. i can pass an interview with flying colors but i have less substance than processed shit.

how do i maintain connections? or keep a conversation going? i want to do cbt but cant find a guidebook