Just came home and found my gf like this, she is not responding to anything, and she is kind of cold on touch...

Just came home and found my gf like this, she is not responding to anything, and she is kind of cold on touch, i don't know what happaned, any idea? What should i do now?

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timestamp or troll

cut her to see if she bleeds.

cum on her face

Call ambulance?
Check for pulse?
Czech my digits?

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Looks COOL
>C wat I did there?

fake

throw a blanket on her and go smoke a bowl

Yeah you should call 911

jebem ti mater

Post on Sup Forums, obviously.

let her sleep it off xD

fake

Take nude pics and post them here. Also feet

most medical professionals would advise you to post it to a message board before doing anything else

stick pee pee in pooper

if its really your gf post more reg pics of her.

is she retarded? why the fuck doesn't she just lay on the couch like a normal person

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Feel her pulse, lay her on her left side and call an ambulance you fucking goddamn retard.

>call 911
>examine body for abnormalities and injuries
>examine pulse
>examine breathing
>if no pulse, if no breathing, initiate CPR

Does she do drugs ?
Maybe she ate something funny.

The hospital might be a good idea. Call something like an anti-poison center.

Looks dead to me :/

>being this new

aw cute dead chick user

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>reference
Either way, OP is retarded

Time stamp or fake

ITT: Newfags taking ALL the bait

turn 360 degrees and walk out

timestamp fag

Im bored and got nothing better to do. So I go along my dude.

>360 degrees
>walk out

question how the fuck 2 remote's teleported back to 1974.

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get a new one

no other images were found, it must be legit

No it thought it was furniture

She died panning for gold in the living room?

Charge your phone

stupid google , can't recognize a dead body

this bitch is going to get killed

Dubs says she's dead and OP is going to JAIL

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im not trying to make you have a chimp out but youve got to admit there are a fuck ton of similarities between blacks and women

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Both need money from white man, both dont understand where money comes from, both think that by eliminating the white man they would do better

We have actual examples of single mothers and african countries but no, blacks and women still have to destroy america lolz

OP has she shit herself? If she's dead there'd be poop

Another fucking autist than can't understand why his crush fucks "lesser races"

>Another fucking autist

yep youre done, never had anything to say, now its going to be autist spam for 30 minutes

thanks jews this is a great society you made for us where everybody is either a fag or a nigger. real enjoyable.

Trips don´t lie

This is the Jews fault?

>no lividity

This

Society would never have your nigger / homosexual ass, that has nothing to say, that spams autist as "social exchange"

You would never float to the top naturally

You would and are always at the bottom anywhere you go. Niggers and gays cannot think for themselves. They cannot communicate properly

Jewish involvement is the only possible way you could be seen as human

Looks dead as fuck

>white
>heterosexual with attractive gf
>gainfully employed

Try again, or have you gone into a blind "nigger/gay" rage yet?

Can she be bent? Is she stiff or flexible?

>Try again

i dont read green text wizardry, and your comment is "try again," why dont i stick to the plan, avoid dealing with you entirely and tell you to kill yourself a few times

>stiff
>no heartbeat
Calling popo

She obviously wants the D, so give it to her in all holes.

o.o ded. Rigor mortis set in.

THIS

lurking for results

?? ops girlfriend died like 4 hrs ago what do you want to see, the dating process finding a new one

Haha op's in jail

Mind your own business dr. phil

You cant bring her back my nigger let it go

Stop shopping at shitty thrift stores

Please, let me give it to her. She looks 22.

kek

Hey 911 i need an ambulence because my gf just whipped out a SICK dab!!!

Oh boi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OP, this is serious. Your girlfriend has been desaturated. You have to act quickly. Increase her saturation levels by at least 20% immediately! And not just the whole room: you'll have to use a brush tool to saturate her skin by another 6-12% or more to get her healthy again.

nigga wat?

It's obvious the whore took on a swarm of nigger dick and died from the pleasure you couldn't give her

Nice trolling attempt, faggot.