Tfw one chance in life and be born spanish instead of italian

>tfw one chance in life and be born spanish instead of italian

At least you get to be the cheap version of your desired nationality.

> tfw one chance in life
> born half spanish and half italian

It sucks being italian. I hate Italy.. I hate italians even more..

>tfw one chance at life
>tfw you actually "won" and you have to live

>one chance at life
>get brain damage as a child and have to be autistic even though you weren't originally

>tfw one chance in life
>born in Italy
>in Alto Adige
Dodged a bullet there desu

At least you're not Greek.

> one chance at life
> not born in Rhodesia during its prime

Why even continue.

At least you are in Funland, you wouldn't survive here.

> t. Matteo "Celtico" Salvoni, proud Lega Nord voter and Genoa fan
> let's go swim in the river under the moonlight, lads

>be chicano

Won the lottery boys

I hate football, I don't like Lega Nord (even tho I kinda think they're the best right-wing party out there) and my name's not Matteo.

>tfw born Italian of S*rdinian ethnicity

Get all the negative points of being Italian but 0 positive ones(Can't WE wuz)

it's because of losers like you that this country sucks. not even trolling

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Un altro sardo.. Cummenti stasi bellixeddu?

>campidanesi sul mio int

>one chance in life
>born white male instead of asian female

Spain is supercool, hermano

>one chance in life
>born chilean instead of argentinian
Feels bad desu

what miss helsinki did to ya ? did she gave you a blowjob with one of her nose holes and you got hurt ?

T. Ludwig Atahualpa Wazowski

>one chance at life
Actually my life aint that bad.

Underrated comment tbqh famalam.

You're both in the EU, just go to Italy and learn Italian. In a decade nobody will even be able to tell the difference.