>tfw one chance in life and be born spanish instead of italian
Tfw one chance in life and be born spanish instead of italian
At least you get to be the cheap version of your desired nationality.
> tfw one chance in life
> born half spanish and half italian
It sucks being italian. I hate Italy.. I hate italians even more..
>tfw one chance at life
>tfw you actually "won" and you have to live
>one chance at life
>get brain damage as a child and have to be autistic even though you weren't originally
>tfw one chance in life
>born in Italy
>in Alto Adige
Dodged a bullet there desu
At least you're not Greek.
> one chance at life
> not born in Rhodesia during its prime
Why even continue.
At least you are in Funland, you wouldn't survive here.
> t. Matteo "Celtico" Salvoni, proud Lega Nord voter and Genoa fan
> let's go swim in the river under the moonlight, lads
>be chicano
Won the lottery boys
I hate football, I don't like Lega Nord (even tho I kinda think they're the best right-wing party out there) and my name's not Matteo.
>tfw born Italian of S*rdinian ethnicity
Get all the negative points of being Italian but 0 positive ones(Can't WE wuz)
it's because of losers like you that this country sucks. not even trolling
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Un altro sardo.. Cummenti stasi bellixeddu?
>campidanesi sul mio int
>one chance in life
>born white male instead of asian female
Spain is supercool, hermano
>one chance in life
>born chilean instead of argentinian
Feels bad desu
what miss helsinki did to ya ? did she gave you a blowjob with one of her nose holes and you got hurt ?
T. Ludwig Atahualpa Wazowski
>one chance at life
Actually my life aint that bad.
Underrated comment tbqh famalam.
You're both in the EU, just go to Italy and learn Italian. In a decade nobody will even be able to tell the difference.