It's all over, lawbreaker! Your spree is at an end. I'll take any stolen dubs you have...

It's all over, lawbreaker! Your spree is at an end. I'll take any stolen dubs you have. The next move is yours -- Pay your fine, or I haul you away!

Take these dubs?

Keep moving, scum!

No illegal dubs here

These be my dubs

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Dubs, what are a dubs? I dont have no dubs

I got nothin i swear

go home milk drinker

By the Nine Divines! Assault!

Youve got the wrong potato

Good day, citizen.

haul away the picture of me leaving with these dubs

it is I, kriminal Skooma

Move along, citizen.

Pff dubs

Good day, citizen.

Dubs?

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Cliff racer fly sooooo hiiiiiya

I am the Jarl's Thane, I demand that you release me immediately!

Move along, citizen.

I'd like to see you try and take these

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No dubs here, just lots of skooma and stolen undergarments.

Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen dubs. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail.

Give me those

do i still have to pay the fine?

(Bribe) I'll share some skooma with you.

I don't usually take bribes, but I'll look the other way just this once. If I see you again though, I'll have to arrest you.

i don't have dubs >:(

haha u'll never catch me. SAD!

I don't know what you're talking about sir

*resist arrest*

I'm just gonna move these books to another shelf...

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Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen dubs are now forfeit.

I will not comply

Mnn

*resist arrest*

That's exactly what the Thalmor want, divide and conquer turning men against each other. A united empire is the only thing stopping the Thalmor from finishing the job and conquering the world. They were only cracking down on talos worship to cause a rift between Skyrim and the empire to cause a civil war and further weaken the empire.

No dubs here sir. Just stolen apples for the thieves guild.

>Press ~
>K I L L A L L

I don't have dubs LULZ XDDDD

I promise sir

no dubs here

I don't got nothing sir.

try to take em motherfucker I'll incinerate yo bitch ass NIGGA