Sleepy shota

Sleepy shota.
>the most woke edition

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12:44 here.
Gunna be up a bit.

Whats up my central time brother? Ive had an average of 5 hours of sleep a night this week and its really fucking with me :/

new lewd

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How new?

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Not much. Ah, do you get more typically?
My sleep is sporadic but I average 3.5 hours at a time of sleep.

P new, posted a few days ago on the artist's pixiv.

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I need like 8 to function fully. The less I get, the more likely I am to get depressed and/or suck at working. You must sleep more than once a day then right?

I should probably use pixiv...

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Ah I see. Yeah just depends. I'm trying to sleep more.

>I should probably use pixiv
Do it, worth it in my opinion.

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So sleepy

But you have to make an account and shit. what a pain :P

Hi sleepy

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That's why everything is so nicely organised.
I understand if you'd shy away though.

Hai

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I've tried that pose and I always slip

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I wish I could sleep forever

Alright shota friends, I have to sleep now. I'm sure I see you anons again.

I'm pretty regular here

same

good night you cute bastard

Sleep tight qt, see you later.

let's sleep forever together
Ill turn you over when you start to get bed sores and vice versa

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That actually sounds more pleasant than what I was implying. Ok user, I'm on board. I'm very finicky about air though so I hope you have good heating and cooling.

TIME TO KILL YOU BOTH IN YOUR SLEEP

You offering user?

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I don't care honestly, you're in charge of that field
If it's too hot then I'll just sleep naked and if it's too cold I'll just put on my fuzzy jacket

what method do you propose?

One of you gets beaten to death with my copy of Grey's Anatomy, one of you gets choked to death while we share a meaningful gaze into one another's eyes.

Whichever one proves themselves the gayest gets the beating.

>you're in charge of that field
Alright, I have to have it optimal.
Gotta sleep in shirt only and have certain blankets all the time. The bill will be high no doubt. Hope other user kills me before I need to pay it or foots the bill.

>choked to death while we share a meaningful gaze into one another's eyes
Please. [no homo]

what if we just hug each other in bed and drift off

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yeah fuck it
if we are gonna sleep forever might as well be comfortable
until user kills us

replace copy of grey anatomy with a samurai sword and you got a deal, gotta go out in style come on now

Ugh, you're both gay as fuck. Going to beat the shit out of both of you then stare at myself in the mirror while I auto-asphyxiate.

who you calling gay, you man liker?

>might as well be comfortable
until user kills us
Exactly.

>you're both gay as fuck
user, I'm a qt loli though. Please choke me out?

gay

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Just because I like men doesn't mean I don't have a girlfriend whom I love and wish to procreate with one day.
That's even gayer than it was before. Wearing a skirt doesn't make you a girl. Being in your early 20s doesn't make you a young girl.
You're the gay one here. Shut up. I'll fucking suck your dick you fag.

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>Wearing a skirt doesn't make you a girl.
I agree.
> Being in your early 20s doesn't make you a young girl
Damn, that's harsh. But you're right. Pls kill me now.

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will she finger your butt?

Hey!

hello, how's you user?

Bro if you really want to die, why not just go on Craigslist for anonymous gay sex and get murdered that way?
One day I'll clone myself and fuck myself in the ass and I won't have to worry about that.

I's good, and you?

>You're the gay one here. Shut up. I'll fucking suck your dick you fag.

So funny. That made my night.

>anonymous gay sex
no dick mein friend.
I'll just wait for a natural disaster I guess.
Snuggled up in bed sounds like a good way to go though.

Doin' OK. Little dizzy.

Wait what? What kind of gay doesn't have a dick? Are you one of those fucking girl fags? Jesus Christ that's even gayer than the other homos here...

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Like this?

Dizzy...?

Are you going to murder me or not?

Yeah. Not sure why. Having water now.

If it will rid the world of an abomination like you then so be it. Going to choke the fuck out of you.

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Well, hopefully that helps.

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NOTFORLEWD

I don't even get that reaction. Now I regret even offering to murder you... thanks a lot bro.

Yeah, if it doesn't I'll lie down.

can you murder me at least, I've been waiting since I came out of the womb

This is for you user.

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>user
i expect better treatment than this

Nah. I was going to give in and murder the other one because they violated the sanctity of this thread by not bringing a dick to the party, but now I'm just questioning everything.

Honestly I might just go sleep at this point. I can't trust anything anymore.

Reijifag? Cutefag? Ausfag?

don't forget sexyasfuckfag

>not bringing a dick to the party
man I start and maintain these parties.
go to sleep.

Fuck captcha

Yeah yeah. Like the pic or not?

yes they're cute

You'll never truly be a standing (seated?) chairman of the sausage festival in your current state. Even if you go full on Balkan sworn virgin style.

Also I never contribute to these because I'm up at 3 am on a work laptop doing corporate adult things. Because I have no life and no friends.

can you knock it off with the furry? if I wanted to see that I would find one of the hourly fur threads

Hey I'm keeping it to a minimum so suck my nuts.