First Edition
This thread is discussing the culture of the Civilized States of America. This thread is the successor to the previous /yank/ thread. Messing with Texas is strongly encouraged.
>Invited: Light Blue States
>Invited upon taking Ironclad Oath: Dark Blue States
>ABSOLUTELY NOT ALLOWED: Gray States
1st for /dixie/ a best and /union/ a gay
dubs for ETERNAL UNION
Minnesota here.
Your numbers have been verified.
xth for moving from the northeast to CO like everyone else
illinois checking in
i reject your oath as a marylander
>Florida allowed
No, fuck off
The Best Coast does not support bullying the South
Buttery grits > fluffernutters
Arizona would rather be part of Dixie.
USA SHIT
why the fuck did you create the Russo-American alliance in the Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex lore if you hate the US so much? fucking baka
The south is our retard cousin who needs to be kept in check. Also they're awful at making grits
what
wtf you even talking about
you drunk or what
Russia is pretty good.
What I would give to visit the bastion of democracy.
Where everyone is wealthy and people seldom go without food.
Lolnaw.
Arizona is apart of the Union.
WOW. OKAY. DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T WATCHED "GHOST IN THE SHELL: STAND ALONE COMPLEX" EXISTED. okay let me break this down for you baka, America got rekt by itself and japan became super powerful and so did russia (remember this is an anime work of fiction) so this fucked up map of america emerged in the timeline where the American Empire (south) is basically a jingoistic, manipulative 2nd world country while the rest of the US is allied with Russia
>anime
yeah
sure
kill yourself
Southerners are the OG cucks
My nigga
will do, whenever you're done with that krokodil hot shot f.a.m
I didn't mean that russia
pls stay in good health
kick california and new york out
Anyone else remember when we absolutely destroyed the South after their autistic hissy fit? I do, good times
Are we allowed?
>south has the most black people
>liberals hate the south
why are liberals so racist
yes, leafs are honorary yankees
as long as your not that autistic albertan dixiefag
xDDDDDDD so edgy and insightful :DDDD
Who doesn't?
Minnesota was at the fore-front btfoing the Coonfederates.
settle down racist
I dont support slavery like some people
>"Southerners"
>STOP RAIDING OUR GENERALS PLS.
Why are Southerners so double-headed?
I've watch some Ghost in the Shell but wasn't aware of this bit of lore, neat
welfare is slavery
i'm from illinois
just trying to make sense of why so many liberals in the north and west despise the south despite the majority of black people living there and attributing to the high poverty and sub par education
yeah, the American empire has a minor role in supporting some of the antagonists later on in Stand Alone Complex. the americans are always depicted as bad guys, but it's always only southerners from the empire
oh, and also why they think of the south as gun toting lunatics when most gun homicides are in major cities
Not an argument. Your pathetic attempt at a "gotcha" question is the equivalent to saying anyone who doesn't like North Korea is racist against Asians.
Not an argument.
>southcucks need their own hugbox circlejerk
>still triggered so they come here to shitpost
Post your Governors.
>Arizona and New Mexico part of union
>Yanks in charge of history
They are apart of the Union.
sorry that your beliefs are based on hypocrisy
Sorry that your beliefs are based on autism.
>ironclad oath
Bite my ass.
>blue
You can keep California, shitheads. Also anything else that's been overrun by whackos or illegals.
as a minnesotan this always gives me a fully torqued stiffy
the first minnesota BTFO literally everyone
Why do southerners hate the north even though that's where more white people live? Are Southerners anti white?
Anyone care for some wine?
They're still better their ancestors lost and they act like they were there. I think the feeling of losing to a superior enemy became ingrain in Southern DNA.
MWAAAHHH THE FRENCH
>whackos
watch your language there grandpa
California is based.
Here's everyones favorite State
Ha ha your thread died again
Reminder
Maybe we can put our difference aside and work together, guys?
Then why did you choose to secede?
Cuz they are really petty fuckers who can only secede online.
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Why is Kansas the best state?
I, A. B., do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I have never voluntarily borne arms against the United States since I have been a citizen thereof; that I have voluntarily given no aid, countenance, counsel, or encouragement to persons engaged in armed hostility thereto; that I have neither sought nor accepted nor attempted to exercise the functions of any office whatever, under any authority or pretended authority in hostility to the United States; that I have not yielded a voluntary support to any pretended government, authority, power or constitution within the United States, hostile or inimical thereto. And I do further swear (or affirm) that, to the best of my knowledge and ability, I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States, against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion, and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter, so help me.
looks like we got some neonazis to kill
RP somewhere else kiddo, Trump was elected by Wisconsin
thats the ironclad oath you dummy
i modified it a little bit, what should the confederacy be mining to make it work better?
It should be the dream bubble of Southernball while he's napping.
Florida checking in.
really if we just kick californians out things will be great
New York checking in
Shut up, Oregon. You're not getting our Redwood.
seriously, get the extra flag install guys. I need to meme you all
Who did you guys vote for?
Are you a snowbird?
What?
BUILD THE WALL
adds on extra flags to represent where you're from. also lets you see other user's flags if they use the plugin. google it up "extra flags int"
>BUILD THE WALL
Along the mason-dixon to keep the yankees out.
Trump
I'd love some wine.
What are your thoughts on Southerners continued allusion of superiority even though they lost?
I think they should get over it and try to hold on the culture have instead of trying to revive past glory if you can call it that.
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I disabled it because everyone just decided that >shitcongo xDDD was a thousand times better than ever posing an actual argument.
Do yall need som support from /cum/ to aid against dixie?
This is hilarious.
t. smug nutmegger
May Atlanta always burn.
>these states have people with different outlooks on life. Please protect my safe space.
Go fuck your cousin, Cletus.
My southern half used to belong to the confederacy
I have a confederate flag sticker i got for free at a gun show, not sure what i should do with it desu
Throw it in the garbage where it belongs