Be using public transportation

>be using public transportation
>these two walk up to you
>"ay yo fashy gib me yo wallet or u get smash"

What do?

blow gently at them. They're scrawny as fuck, that's all it would take.

Wat, you havin trouble beatin up chick OP?

Cause that would sure be some cocksucking bullshit.

Bend em over and fuck em.

Question why ellen page is using public transit

I'll show them why only one out of three people enjoy rape.

lol

>Suck my cock and I'll give you all the cash I have
>she'd probably do it
>open wallet to reveal I have no money on me

Can I give her a cookie instead?

Is there a source to this?

Piss on their shoes.

>rape the fuckboy
>let toboy watch

see ez

These two retards are leftist protesters, retards too, interviewed by one of alex jones reporters i think it was

Brown and wrinkly anus

She was a protester for of the lefty marches, she spoke to a reporter and Sup Forums started sending her pepes.

Rape them both vigorously to establish dominance.

I ain't scurred

They look scrawny.
>I would let them sleep on my bed and just sleep on the couch.
>When they wake up I will approach them with a bowl of eggs
>"You have to eat these eggs"
>Give them a ride back to school

Cash me ou'side. How bow dah?

"You have to eat ALL the eggs"*

"Lets fuck"
They are hot, wud 3sum wit

Oh god my sides, top kek

I would then ask them to show belly buttons then go to bed while I activate my almonds while masturbating on floor tiles because it would take a crane to get them out, I'd then turn 360 and walk away.

>turn 360 and walk away
Assuming you mean 360 degrees, then you would be wrong to say that would be "walking away" afterwards, as you would be facing TOWARDS them instead.

rape the less androgynous one on the left
probably give her stockholm syndrome and immediately regret it