So my husband bought me my first tail. I was reluctant at first, but he kept insisting. So I gave in. It felt so amazing to have both my holes filled at the same time. He was getting off on me getting off and vice versa. He has created a monster out of me now. So he doesn't let me hold on to any of the toys and hides it all from until he wants to play. So I got myself one of these tails while he was away. I got a tiny exhibitionist fetish and want to wear it in public. while I buy groceries or something. If I get caught would I have to register as a sex offender? What if it was just the plug no tail? If you saw me, say with a skirt, at the grocery store, bending down to get something from the bottom shelf at the grocery store, would u be offended? if I had nothing underneath with my favorite toy peeking out at you?
So my husband bought me my first tail. I was reluctant at first, but he kept insisting. So I gave in...
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tits or gtfo
Newfag, this isn't the situation where that's warranted.
I dont think a fetish is ever worth having to register as a sex offender.
Not saying you would, but why risk it? If you have to ask, chances are you shouldn't do it
Look up your state exhibitionism laws, the butt plug alone is more discreet and personally I think ass is nasty so kinda.
Yeah, naw, it is. Fuck off you moron.
Wait... what? Who's a fag? I'm a girl true story.
:( what does tits or gtfo mean?
>exhibitionist
>won't post tits and timestamp
DON'T BELIEVE OP'S LIES
How do I do it???!
Timestamp.
keep the tail, people might take you for a furry freak but that's better than a sex offender
not even close.
Both tits, full view, and a TIME STAMP.
Don't get me wrong, so far so good.
I'm new to this. How do I do a timestamp? U guys are something.
you just write the date (or your opening post's number) on a piece of paper that can be seen in the picture
I have that same plug, I love wearing it out.
I'll do it... but my tits are small. my nipples are weird.. lol. Whatever..how do I timestamp
722616870
Thank you!! Doing that now.
Write the date on a piece of paper.
16/02/2017 Also, write the time with tits in full view.
Also, when replying to someone, if you're on a computer click the post number and it will automatically address them, not sure how to do it on mobile though.
Also, how did you come about Sup Forums and why did you decide to post here on Sup Forums?
This is standard protocol
Girl on Sup Forums
>Tits or GTFO
>Time stamp
>state your business
Go be a faggot white knight somewhere else.
What now fuckers. Do I need to spin three times hop on one foot and say beetlejuice 3x
No now you have to wear that tail and post it
Yeah that'll work
I want a motherfuckin apology.
I'd like to see more of them
Are fucking kidding me. No no way it coulda been a dude
Sharpie in the pooper.
youtube.com
De-live-ard
Go to bed, Milo.
Hands off our young men's asses!
She doesn't know what that is dumbfuck.
What do you want?
Why are you on Sup Forums?
You must post pics of tail in yeer bum.
do it
Thank you. I get bored without my man home. I was reading about something ... montauk project... some how I ended up here but on a different area. I was telling my teenage son about some stuff I read cause he watches this show called stranger things. When I said Sup Forums... he looked at me and said "what are u doing in Sup Forums?" And confused I asked why? He said whatever u do don't go to b
under a skirt the tail might be too much of a givaway, but a normal plug could probably pass.
i'd just smirk because that's hot, but people get offended at anything these days anyway... that being said i doubt the kind of goody-too-shoes who'd try to get you in trouble knows what a buttplug looks like
I was just listening to some of max spiers talking about the montauk project and Philadelphia project. Small world.
Standard protocol... is it mostly dudes here?
Your son knows about Sup Forums. You best hope he isn't on it right now.
How old are you?
yeah, an old joke/saying says that there are no girls on the internet, so when one attracts attention to herself, we ask for proofs (tits×tamp)
post more of those sad titties
What is/are Max spiers... and never hear if Philadelphia project
And how do I make 'it' (lol) give me the same # for every post. possible?
Nice one there lady
I just realized the same thing. OMG. My son. This shit delete right?? Stop responding. Ahhhh.
>He said whatever u do don't go to b
You'd better stick to that.
And I guess your son is lost already if he's around here kek.
Your son might be on this thread. Asking for you to show the tits :)
and fapping to it.
Meanie poopooface. It's all good tho. I know.
How would you feel if your son saw this thread and masturbated to your tits?
Check his room now. Press ctrl+H to check his history. Quick.
Regardless, nice tits. My dick was hard from the start.
Nice trips. Look up who he was. He was a renowned conspiracy theorist and recently was found dead after vomiting black fluid hours after a speech he gave over in Poland I believe. He was onto the whole pizza gate thing and some very odd government coverups. He had a ton of YouTube videos if you just search max spiers
cheer up. they will still get you some attention here if you post more.
Allow me to introduce you to Ted the Head. He is a sculpture modeled after my own head, and was one of my most challenging builds. I originally intended the head to be all yellow, but I ran out of yellow bricks. So I decided to make hair from black bricks! But then I ran out of those. Then I tried to make a hat with blue bricks, but ran out after the shade on the hat was made. After that I finally finished the hat with white bricks, and I also added a nice T decal on it. Hence the name, Ted the Head. His chin was a lot of trouble also. How do I make it the right size, but make it look like an actual human chin? It took me about two days to finish this model. A lot of people may think that is very short, but I did work long hours in order to get it done.
I can hear him snoring. But I'll find a reason to ground him and take away his phone. IDK.... fuck. I gtg I think.
Mom wtf are you doing here , I said to not to go on Sup Forums. Well now when you're here show me the tail in your ass
If you come back post more pics of your tits or with the plug in your ass. Don't forget the timestamp.
Op, Spread your ass for us.
You cant have a tail thread without showing us your asshole. C'mon.
Check his room just in case. What time is it where you are?
Shenanigans!! Of the government variety...
That thread, literally lmao
with the tail in preferably
Offended? No. In fact, If you were careless enough to let me see a butt plug in you in public I would rightly assume you WANTED me to see. I would absolutely come up to you, grip your rear, and toy with the handle of the plug. You'd get a sharp, hard spank if you didn't say thank you sir and I'd be on my way.
I am dead serious and I'm pleased with you, little slut, because I know you'll be thinking about this scenario next time you're spending a little alone time with yourself.
Sicko. That's not even funny.
hey you're the pervert who likes having her ass filled, don't be a buzzkill
If you're a sexy girl you can do whatever you want, everyone will look at you in delight.
If you're a hambeast, please don't do it.
It is
You must be new here.
It's actually pretty hilarious, besides, come on, you want people to look at you.
Are you coming back?
If you are come back with a timestamp.
Post your face with timestamp.
LMAO. Yea. Ur right. I was just really horny... my husband's been gone 7 months now. And I haven't had any dick. :( I miss his... I mean him. Lol
>an old joke/saying says that there are no girls on the internet
>old joke/saying
i'm a girl btw
Post tits. Timestamp included.
Tits or a fat fag
Keep posting we got a milf in here
any other tattoos got pics of?
this thread will repeat often, i'll make sure it happens, then your son will find it.
we'll help you to get into a new thing: incest.
Congratz mommy
Not bad. How old are you?
tits or gtfo
Tits or gtfo
Post more sad titties
Damn it. I cropped it too then attached the wring pic like a idiot.
It would help, yes.
Also, I have one of those sexy tails for my gf (I know that seems like it's 80% likely to be bs on here, but it's not and idc). We rarely use it any more cos long term relationships/busy lives/dwindling sex life. Does he make you role play as his little slutty pet?
kek ty user spread the love
What dose the tattoo says
well, i respect you for not cheating on him
hang around here if you want to find some odd porn
just remember to stay just an user in the mass unless you want to share something good (stories, fetishes, pictures...)
Tits or gtfo... I had to.
This it's the definition of where this situation is warrrented, she knows the fucking answer unless she mentally handicapped, this screams attention whore
jk, dude here, that proofs no girls on net
Post pic with each post.
Put a pic with the plug in your ass bending over.
I don't think she will. Her kid probably comes her. How awkward would it be if he jerks off to her?
Thanks for sharing, bro
I think she was scared off guys.
I m her son and I m already fapping to her , I recognise the tattoo
> I had to.
i'm a dude, just making fun of you newfags thinking there are girls on internet. Girls are where they're supposed to be: cleaning house, cooking, getting pretty nails and hair....internet is no place for girls, unless they're ugly shit sheep
You fucking bend down showing your full ass at the grocery store? You really are a whore
better thought is that the son's friends are the ones that got him into Sup Forums, they notice tattoo and well you know how the story goes.
Hey op can you post a pic of your tits every time you post?
i'm her son too, fapping atm also
Chances are he doesn't. He comes to Sup Forums though, so he might like incest.
Post tits.
Where you at OP?