So my friends were fucking useless in deciding what to say to this 5sos fan, I mean, look at what I sent...

So my friends were fucking useless in deciding what to say to this 5sos fan, I mean, look at what I sent... so Sup Forums, it's up to odds to decide what is said to her now. Don't disappoint.

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Ask her the favorite song and then reply with top notch lyrics from that song

Ask for sweet juicy candy

>ask fav member
"would you ever send nudes to [member]?"
"what about to me? "

"Do you know where I can buy a lobster? I'm really horny rn"

Would you like 5 seasons of sausage alll over your face you deaf cunt?

the bands name is 5 seconds of summer not seasons u dumb fucky do some research

Wow.

>T R I G G E R E D

im not triggered its just fucking annoying when people act like they know what they're talking about and just come off as sounding stupid

Well atleast we're not fags that listens to boybands ya cunt mate.

Well, somebody doesn't belong here...

they're underground indie rock so i don't understand what you mean
yeah you

That depends, are you gonna show me your tits?

you do realise you can't use cunt and mate in the same sentence. Fuck off you wannabe straya cunt.

Fuck you and ya dubs ya cunt mate.

op isn't contributing this sucks

Tell her you have tickets to one of their concerts. Quit being a beta male faggot and get this bitch to ride that dick the right way!

Jesus christ OP, post

wtf is 5sos? sounds like gay porn

Five seconds of summer
So yeah pretty much a gay porno