Ok guys, this weekend I'm planning to have anal sex with my girlfriend for the first time, her first time that is

Ok guys, this weekend I'm planning to have anal sex with my girlfriend for the first time, her first time that is.
Tips?

Make sure you use lots of condoms.

Pic related?

no lube and just put it in as fast as you can. It's like ripping off a band-aid. Good to get the pain out of the way so she can get to being the good little slut she should already be.

Whys that?

Less of the virgin responses please, thanks

Make sure you lube your ass up really well. If not she's going to rip the fuck out of your boi puccy

More of a troll response, actually. A virgin wouldn't post that. A virgin would ask Sup Forums for sex advice and actually expect an honest answer.

Have you done any anal play at all? Like middle finger or thumb in her ass? Because that is necessary.
Get her super wet. I mean get her just to the point of cumming. Then slowly stick your cock in her extremely lubed ass. SLOWLY.
If she doesn't enjoy it the first time you will never do it again. Play with her clit while you fuck her ass(or have her do it). And she will guaranteed love it.

Also. Make sure she cleans out her asshole. Nothing worse than shitdick. But if that happens anyway don't even mention it.

Buy some Anal-ease. No other kind. Get the original. Let her lube herself up gently. Wait for it to kick in, about 2-5 minutes.

Apply a little more. Then make sure you use regular lube on your dick.

Warning the anal-ease may numb your dick which causes me to kinda lose my bones sometimes though not often. Trick is not to have anal sex for too long. Give her ass a break.

huh uhhhh

Never penetrative, but I rim the hell out of her and always play with her hole.
I plan to mega-lube and slowly finger her.
Its ready for penetration I know it, just curious about the steps before I stick my cock in there

Play with and fuck the pussy first. Don't just treat it as a step to getting the asshole either, really get her wet. Treat it like you're gonna finish in it. You can finger her ass meanwhile and see how she responds. An ass that's ready wont have resistance so much as it eases you inside. Use plenty of lube of course. If she's not relaxing, keep at it with her pussy.
My gf is most into anal when we're doing some kind of punishment roleplay. She'll be disrespectful and I'll smack her, pin her down, and tease her as she tries to crawl away.

How into it is she? If it's grudging acceptance, you're gonna have a bad time. If it's daring curiosity, be prepared for her to hit the brakes about 5 minutes into prep. If it's enthusiastic excitement, then I doubt this is her first time having something slid up in there.

I've never met a girl that had her mind changed about buttsex.

maybe you got a heeeuge long dong man...

I was planning to finger her ass before sex, but I see your point about initiating during regular vaginal sex

Shes certainly curious about it, she loves getting rimmed

I ca tell already you buttsecks adventure is going to be fail.... and i kek inside

Reddit would disagree

I do not. But even a finger feels big to someone that doesn't really want to have their posterior aperture occupied.

If you are really excited about it being awesome: Have her not eat a lot the day before. Get a pack of Fleet enema bottles, they are at any CVS or major supermarket. Dump out the contents and have her enema with warm water several times, waiting about 3-5 minutes. Right before both of you take a shower and make sure she gets her asshole nice and clean. Make out or do whatever gets her leaking downstairs eat her, etc.Then rim the hell out of her for like 5-10 minutes. Try to spit inside a good amount. Use fingers to warm her up after /w a good thick water based lube. As a note, try to hit her G-spot. It's the same concept, aim up once you are in. My GF pretty much can't feel her gspot vaginally but anally she loses her god damn mind. The main thing is don't go too fast or try to hard as you don't want to close off your access permanently

Lube, give her some booze, start with a finger, then add another one.

My gf's likes cowgirl position first because it's the easiest way to insert.

Nice, we use uberlube which is infinitely everlasting, though expensive.
Although I didnt want to make it a huge deal, more like making it seemingly happen naturally

tell her to not be a pussy and to relax boom problem solved both will enjoy
ps: and get a lube

yeah are enemas necessary?
have used my finger and a buttplug on my girl and she deals with it fine, but isnt keen on an enema or on shitting everywhere

It's not the big deal you think it's gonna be. A hole's a hole.

I cannot stress this enough, use lube, more than. You think you could possibly need, lube your junk well, lube her ass, lube her hands and feet,uber your own ass, lube her nostrils, lube your eyeballs... Lube lube lube lube lube... You cannot have enough lube, buy at least 35 tubes of lube... And one pair of nail clippers, you will know why for when the time comes

Kek'd

Thats the plan, we dont fuck without lube.
It makes everything sexier.

Enema.
Another enema.
Lube.
Lots of lube.
A whole lotta fingering.
Insert dick.
Slowly.
Listen to her.

Im impressed with your chronological clarity
Thank you

easy with that strap-on, bruh

You need like 3 enemas unless you love poop.

Small amount of organic castile soap works to. Rinse on last enema

I never understood anal. You got a perfectly good pussy right there. Are you that autistic to want the poop hole?

lots of lube
anal-ease gel (comes free with some butt plugs/anal vibrators)
start VERY slow, even if it feels like it's going fine, stick to just the tip for at least ten pumps

Are you also implying that blowjobs are autistic?

Well mouths aren't usually covered in shit so no.

ITT: Poop fetishists.

OP you better prepare for your dick to stink for 3 days minimum.

Anal is never a good experience except in pornos.

By equating anal sex with shit is like equating vaginas with menstrual blood

As I said, its her first time, not mine.

Rofl, do you only poop once a month?

You are autistic bro. Enjoy your scat fetish.

Keep a towel around and fuck on bed sheets which are easily washed. It's embarrassing for women to shit on your dick so if it happens just play it cool

First time makes it much worse buddy.

She better do at least 4-5 enemas to get rid of all that built up shit in there. Gays do that kind of shit all the time. Lots of prep work.

>By equating anal sex with shit is like equating vaginas with menstrual blood

Not the dude you're responding to but it's more like equating sex during menstruation with menstrual blood. The vag is clean most of the month. And anyway blood is way less nasty than poop. And it doesn't stick to your dick for days.

Like I said OP, prepare for stinkdick 3 days minimum. If she had corn chips, it will smell like guacamole no matter how much you clean.

Yeh i agree with this. Don't fucking get the obsession so many guys have with it. The asshole is literally the most disgusting part of a human being and you wana stick your dick in there. Maybe I'm just lucky but I've never had a pussy that was even close to unenjoyable enough to make me want the asshole instead. But hey to each their own, i got no issue with other guys being into it, I just find shit very off putting.

>stinkdick 3 days

Holy fuck man, like why? No asshole feels good enough to be worth a dick smelling like shit for any amount of time. Fucking nasty shit. I'll stick to the good old pussy like some prude old man thanks.

I did it once and that was it for me. Never again.

I think it's a little less nasty for gays since they have so many enemas constantly, so they remove all the built up shit in their intestines, but for a first time experience no fucking thank you.

OP, seriously. 3 enemas bare minimum and it will STILL stink. 5 or more if she's patient enough for it.

mouth and pussy area great. Anal is more of a professional pornstar thing.

Ive had anal sex with guys girls and everything inbetween.
'Shitty' experiences are rare, enema or no enema.