Ask an airline pilot anything

Ask an airline pilot anything.
Some basics
>work for Lufthansa as a first officer since 2010
>being on long range since 1,5 years on A330/340
>stationed in Frankfurt a M.

Do you train for hijacks? Or do you just hope really hard they don't happen?

Hijackers can't open our cockpit doors since 9/11 so I'm not worried about this .

When do you sink your plane like that one freak over france did?

How much money do you get paid?

Have you ever sucked off the other pilot while he Flys the plane?

7340 € brutto p/m
It's quite good

When, if ever, do you use autopilot?

do you pull the p40 circuitbreaker on a regular basis?

Do you ever wish you flew Boeing? Why/ why not?

Are you going to run a marathon before you crash the plane?

Nope , but once I banged a stewardess at a layover in Bogota / Colombia
She was a few years older than me , but the situation was quite nice ( like in a porn)

how do you become a pilot and was it hard?

mile high club member?
how much sex is going on with the stewardesses?

typical germ with a stick up the ass. won't answer 'anything'.

We activate the AP some minutes after t/o untill some minutes before we land Yea, would be nice to fly 747 but I'm looking forward to fly our A380

do aliens even real?

Take a look to some posts before

But arent smaller ac more fun?

No, not really.

Most memorable moment/ crazy passengers/ emergency landings etc?