MNF Stoke - Swansea

#SCFC Starting XI v @SwansOfficial: Grant; Bardsley, Shawcross, M.Indi, Pieters; Whelan, Adam; Shaqiri, Allen, Arnautovic; Bony.

#SCFC SUBS v @SwansOfficial: Given; Muniesa, Walters, Imbula, Crouch, Bojan, Ramadan.

Swansea in next post

>American comes in
>drops spanish speaking defenders

>Stoke Swansea is the best thing on tv
Christ, kill me.

>offical world spoop day
>netflix's horror movie selection is shit

>ramadan

>Mawson

That's the biggest literally I've ever seen

*literally who

signed from barnsley in the summer

literally the next john stones

how shit is the match going to be?

Guess the player (HARD MODE)

I'll watch the game now just see this Mawson guy

>conte's godtier 3atb compared to pep's shit 3atb with no wbs

>Maidenhead United

just a bunch of Iron Maiden fans

>you now remember 190kg said they were getting allen back
>then said he was shit
>then said they were getting Bony back

>people from stoke thinking they need masks to make their faces look scary

I don't want swansea to get relegated, but they're quickly turning into the next aston villa

SAFE THERE STOKE LADS, LETS FUCKIN KILL EM

GOARRRRRRN STOKE

STOKE
TOKES
OKEST
KESTO
ESTOK
STOKE

>keeps his Spanish striker

I watch every Chelsea games and almost everything else that i can or have time to catch in the prem, but never seemed to watched Swansea that much.

That being said, they are always godly against chelsea and play brilliant football. And i always surpirse myself when i find out they are struggling with relegation.

he's basque.. preferred over the full spaniard on the bench

they used to play such exciting football, but the new "for profit" american owners are killing the club. I mean just look how many managers theyve gone through since rodgers

>no halloween decorations in studio

Do they hate fun?

You now remember Charlie Adam.

I never imagined he'd sound THAT american.

Apologize.

Hi euros I'm American and my grandfather was from Wales. Am I allowed to bandwagon Swansea since they now have an American manager and I have Welsh heritage?

>housemates are trying to get me to go out
>still feeling rough after getting very cokey on saturday
>based stoke also on TV

gwan u swans

"""""""""""""monday"""""""""""""""" night football

>gylfi captained
nice

Time to subject myself to 90 minutes of shit

Gylfi is literally my favorite current player right now to be honest

BON BON

0-0
shots on target 0
possession 50/50
offsides 17
yellow cards 10

... i know nothing about football
red cards 0

>USA

>allen to bony
lel

BONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>americans

...

Bradlel getting sacked in the morning.

BONY

Is wee joe elite lads?
He looks a different player ever since brenny left his side.

>heh that scuffed volley by Allen
>replay shows it's an exquisite assist with the inside of his foot

i-is Joe Allen elite?

>allen + bony combine
190kgs of pottery

Remember when Swansea sold Bony for £30m and replaced him its £5m Eder meanwhile arsenal spent £30m on sanchez and Chelsea spent £30m on hazard

Of course

>pottery
>in the potteries
>from the potters

BRAVO

It's quite fucking clear you don't understand how football works.

AMERICAAAA

1-1

>the city of (me)

shit match eh?

USAUSAUSA

USA USA USA

Commentators sounded so bored by the goal.

>oh...well, that happened, I guess

GYLFI GYLFI GYLFI

>dat pass
>manlet scoring a header on a cold night in stoke
goes against every principle pulis spent so long building up

USA
S
A

>tfw genuinely like swansea and ate how 190kg singlehandedly turned Sup Forums against them

id probably rather live in swansea

trips of truth.

>He doesn't like pickled onions

Feel the complete opposite desu

>he likes pickled anything

You underestimate the power of pickling.

god my fantasy team is going wild this week

TYBWJ

Isn't Swansea basically a complete shithole filled with heroin addicts?

Who else is /HalloweenPartyLater/ here?

I didn't know there was a Swansea in the US

That's Glasgow.

the two early goals were just to create false hope that the game wouldn't be complete shit

nothing else happens

Comfy thread :3

>watching VICE

Goal in 5 minutes
Dubs confirm

aww gimme a big old cuddle you good boy you

are you here for Gylfi

It's not that bad. I think every city in the UK has a drug problem but you won't really notice it unless you go into the council estates (projects). You might see the alcoholic wandering around aimlessly in the middle of the day now and then.

people don't actually do this, right?

..right?

...

Swansea is boring as duck. It's just a void of nothing. Nowhere to shop, nothing to do and an absolutely retarded road layout.

Seemed like there was a much bigger Rugby culture there.

stokes a shithole i wna go home

>boring as duck

>his name is bob

If Charlie Adam wasn't fat af, he could have literally been the next slippy G.

>he's never had a good roast duck

L A T E
A
T
E

How good could Charlie Adam have been if he wasn't a fat slob?

while i was in Glasgow me and my buddy searched for that one club to go out and have a few drinks, the first person we ran into we asked for direction.

It was a guy drugged out of his mind probably on speed, without any teeth speaking freaklishy fast in scottish accent.
I just smiled, said cheers and left hoping he doesn't follow me

>ramadan on

ofc, but I'm always here desu

>Shaqiri injured again

when i saw the filename i couldn't help myself but to say it out loud and have a giggle

Near Pirlo esque

You now remember this was a perfectly acceptable challenge by Charlie Adam

If that guy Sobhi scores prepare for Stokes facebook to turn into an even BIGGER cancer pit of arabs than it already is.

>croatian discovers his first mirror on holiday

>ramadan sobhi
are all aegyptians this white?

I missed the first 20 minutes lads what did I miss? Are we Fighting and Winning this?

>he didn't get a card for this

He's lost his colouring due to the constantly overcast midland sky

he got booked you deluded fuckwit

If this match were in wales the scorecard would read SWA-STK

swastika.

heh

>Bob Bradley
>Boo Radley
>The Boo Radleys

Really fires up my synapses.