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WINDIANS

2nd to last digit is the cubs score last digit is the Indians score

What the fuck is his problem?

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PLS

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autism

Baseball

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>that official guaranteed rate field logo

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>boreball

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wow that's awful

Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans

>Cubs in world series
>Division rivals in world series
>That logo

How do whos fans survive?

>creature from the black lagoon as OF with sticky palms
>Frankenstein as Catcher for plate protection
>Dracula as PH

find a flaw

m.mlb.com/statcast/leaderboard#pitch-velo

>fastest pitches recorded this year

holy shit everything, except for one pitch, is aroldis chapman

List your top 3 free agents you want your team to sign

Mark Melancon
Brad Ziegler
Ian Desmond

>downward arrow in the logo of a sports team's corporate sponsor
I like it, gr8 choice

That titty is severely lacking. Poor baby.

>Guaranteed Loss Field™

I'm down with this

Bad luck fits right in with this team lately

>the blob as dh

Engaging in even yet still more masochistic activities

>blob comes up to bat
>strike zone is useless because he takes up the whole plate
>absorbs every pitch

His obp would be elite

>he just absorbs every infielder as he slops around the bases after the walk/hbp

Jason Castro
Dexter Fowler
Edwin Encarnacion

That Native American beauty is for FSU dumbass

post yfw the indians win another championship for Da Land

Fowler
Desmond
Trumbo (he's free agent right?)

dat outfield

delet

remove

I want to see sale and greinke on the same team

Yeah, Trumpo is a free agent

Jason Castro
Dexter Fowler
Kenley Jansen

whos

I missed game 5.

Where can I go to watch it guys?

>desmond
>good

dude faded after the july

Our coaching staff is so shit that they get read like a book by divisional opponents, and thus divisional opponents do so disproportionately well against us that it feels like they're cheating.
Plus Sale is a manchild who throws tantrums when he doesn't get his way.

>tfw Indians win because Sup Forums meme'd it's ass off

I like him for his versatility. He can play infield and outfield. If he'd be willing to play wherever I'd want to sign him. We have a couple positions who are question marks and he could play at the position that's performing least in spring training and the season

>He can play infield

Not really
I see him as a utility/platoon/bench bat moving forward because the consistency is just fading fast. He was 2015 Desmond again after the all star break let's remember. I'm very skeptical of him.
H

>utility/platoon/bench

you say this like it's a bad thing? if you got desmond off the bench then you must have a pretty deep roster

>none of the headlines or articles anywhere talking about how David Ross hit the sac fly to score the 3rd run of the game, which was the winning run

Fucking plebs. That may have been the last game of his career and the last time catching his best friend Jon Lester. He helped secure that fucking victory.

Y'all motherfuckers better recognize David Motherfucking Ross.

That's what I'm saying. He's a part-time player on a good team.
On the Padres I suppose he can start.

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Who?

Or a full time player at a position that's weak

That's what I was saying pretty much, he'll basically rotate position to position, taking over different positions, platooning and whatnot. He's a 2 WAR player even at his worst

I'm not saying he's like some blockbuster deal, I just think he'd be a good piece if you can get him for a decent price

>A FUCKING DOWN ARROW

I agree with this.

>#109

It's funny that Verlander made fun of Sale for saying Tigers were stealing his signs and the next year Verlander makes the same accusation to the Indians.

This theme is fucking terrible guys

Daily reminder to casual sports ''fans''

Cleveland's own Stipe Miocic is the athlete who broke the Cleveland Curse.

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>a leaveland fan calling anyone "casual"
poetry

Depends on how you look at it, I think most people consider only the big 4 leagues. Either way curse is reversed though.

Why would anyone offend a goat, they're cute and useful animals.

So you're saying he learned?

How do I do that?

I'm on mobile though..

Learned that he couldn't keep being a cuck a secret, that it would inevitably slip into his professional life? Yes.

oh really?

Do you think Kate will let Verlander fuck her once the regular season rolls around again, or is she forcing him to win the pennant before she considers it?

goats are Satan's animal. At least a metafor for the devil and those that follow him in the Bible. Look in their eyes...there's something wrong going on in there

Detoilet's restructuring and is going to be in de toilet for many years to come, so itll be a long wait

But that's a guy that turned into a goat for a disguise, precisely BECAUSE goats are such standup characters, it's ingenious.

If Goats are Satan's animal why are they doing God's work by cursing the Cubs?

Last 2 digits are Cubs-Indians score

>Postseason baseball has surpassed several SNF games, several times this year
When was the last time that this happened? Does this mean Baseball is on the verge of being number 1 again?

Baseball's up and football's down in the ratings, but if this was Indians/Rockies or Indians/Dodgers or something like that it probably wouldn't have won

just wait until the cba expires in a few years and the union strikes to remove goeddels power

iz it posbile i just hit walk of bom????? xDDDD

>Literally no leafs in this thread

we did it. we made /mlb/ great again

So all those people are watching to see how the Cubs continue their curse? I guess that makes sense.

thank the lord jesus

No one cares about the Cubs, but normies are very interested in watching them lose.

These kids tried to fight me after I told them the cubs suck after they lost Saturday. I restrained because I'm going to Switzerland in a month and I'm pretty sure if I got an assault charge, they wouldn't let me in their based country.

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You phenomenal fucking pedorapist. Kill yourself.

A lot of fakeass celebrity """fans""" and also Marlins Man gonna be real butthurt this week

What do you expect from cubs faggotry

No one cared about the Indians before literally the postseason of 2016.

LMAO RATS

I realize that you're an autist and that spamming your hatred of the Cleveland Indians, of all things, on a North Vietnamese paperdoll appreciation forum, of all places, is what you devoted your waste of a life on, but those two things aren't mutually exclusive.

You've been at this every day for about a month. What shit team do you root for?

Windians

Last two digits is how many people I kill tomorrow

ayy lmao

w-which school should I not go to tomorrow?

All of them :^)

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Austria vs Japan

kek
youtu.be/1EiqELgKp5g?t=83

>clevelander in denial
lol

imagine having worse attendance than the Marlels lmao u can't make this shit up

Gehen Ă–sterreich!

>No. 1 v No. 33
I mean why even play this game? What's the point?

I've heard Trump is going to make American great again, will he be able to stop autists from posting on 4chins?

Guys. Guys.. What do you see wrong with this picture?

Upsets happen. The number 18 beat the number 4 today. This would be bigger, but hey, it's possible. The more interesting game is going to be Mexico vs Czech Republic. Mexico looks like shit, and Czechia is gonna be the next European baseball "power".

>Tebow out with a right knee injury

RIP in piece

How will the Mest recover?

Another promising young career cut short

F

Normally Sox restaurant hangs up W flag

Hurry up and win Cleveland so I can stop wanting puke whenever im outside

Fucking traitors

>cuckcago