If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve? Me? I'd serve crab legs

If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve? Me? I'd serve crab legs.

Those boxes of rounded Crunch bar pieces mixed with actual popcorn. My nigga

Real go' za

I want to go to your based theater and eat crab legs. What's showing?
>Better not be fucking capeshit.

All varieties of hungry-man frozen dinners

Falcons

fucking fatass food worshiping shits ITT

kill yourself already

Peanuts, crawfish, oreos

ME? I WOULD SERVE CRAB LEGS!!!

CRAB LEGS!!! THATS WHAT I'D SERVE AT MY THEATRE!!!

!!!!!! THE LEGS OF CRABS !!!!!!!
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>simply cook and serve
Isn't that what you do with pretty much every type of food?

uncracked walnuts, stale bread and surstromming

no

Unfiltered tap water and stale mints

You can here to watch my personal kino collection not eat dinner you fat fuck

week old sushi and spoiled milk

lobster rolls, nigga

>knäckebröd och surströmming

nice taste user

Foods that match the theme of whatever is playing.

I'd serve big vats of 10-bean chili with pitchers of milk. Those many bodies in enclosed spaces are a recipe for success.

>Ethiopian film appreciation week

I've never tried it, I just know it stinks up places real. Do want to try it someday though

It's pretty good, you have to open it under water and prefferably outside though.

fuck that can is aesthetic. it looks beautiful.

I'd serve sticks of butter. Both for greasing your anvils and for slicking up your arms and scalps to get out of the theater falcon talons. Also, I like to eat butter by itself.

You have to be utilitarian with your snacks.

>Popcorn
without salt