Let's play a game bros

Let's play a game bros.

We'll begin once at least 5 Houses are claimed.

MUPDATE: Turn 0
Open Houses: Arryn, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Lannister, Martell, Stark, Targaryen, Tully and Tyrell

>If more than 7 join before we start I'll switch to a bigger map

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Claim Targ

>sig inc

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4 more

Open Houses: Arryn, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Lannister, Martell, Stark, Tully and Tyrell

>Dragonlord Aenar Targaryen, the Resplendent Dragonrider, the Unquenchable Flame of Old Valyria, Lord Paramount of the Crownlands and Blackwater Bay,
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perm:
>Bonus: Dragon Bhaegon (1/1), +1 Siege to King's Landing,

Claim GJ

>Pussywillow

- hey bro
3 more

Open Houses: Arryn, Baratheon, Lannister, Martell, Stark, Tully and Tyrell

Claim arryn
Sig inc

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2 more

Open Houses: Baratheon, Lannister, Martell, Stark, Tully and Tyrell

Bump

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OoC: With my last 10% of power I blame Freddy for the failure of this game

>Dragonlord Aenar Targaryen, the Resplendent Dragonrider, the Unquenchable Flame of Old Valyria, Lord Paramount of the Crownlands and Blackwater Bay,
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perm:
>Bonus: Dragon Bhaegon (1/1), +1 Siege to King's Landing,

Claim Stark
>sig inc

- hey bro
1 more to go

If no one else joins by X:25 I'll temp claim and we'll begin.

Open Houses: Baratheon, Lannister, Martell, Tully and Tyrell

claim Baratheon
>Renly Baratheon

MUPDATE: Turn 1
Open Houses: Lannister, Martell, Tully and Tyrell

Event: Early Expansion Expedition - All T gains are doubled (whether into claimed, unclaimed or neutral)

Bonus Event: Inhospitable Hosts - All rolls into unclaimed Houses have a penalty of -2 Ts and -1 to sieges

Bonus Event II: So It Begins - The first House to attack another claimed House receives a bonus of +3 Ts

Siege KL

>Dragonlord Aenar Targaryen, the Resplendent Dragonrider, the Unquenchable Flame of Old Valyria, Lord Paramount of the Crownlands and Blackwater Bay,
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perm:
>Bonus: Dragon Bhaegon (1/1), +1 Siege to King's Landing,

Surround the Twins

fug
>Bolton Stark, Lord of Winterfell and the North and the Fist of the First Men
>Allies
>NAP

surround HG
>Renly Baratheon

5D pali

I claim Martell

siege Yronwood

>Prince Charles Martell

Surround HG and Old Town

>Lord Captain Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Sexy Squid
>Bonuses: Boats and Hoes, Steroids
>Allies:
>NAP:

Attacking Bara?

Shit nah. Redirect to CR wherever possible.

hey girl, let's be friends-let me fuck your daughter ok?
>Bolton Stark, Lord of Winterfell and the North and the Fist of the First Men
>Allies
>NAP

4 mins to roll

>I have daughters available for the gold price

Seduce them if you can, Wolfie. But I'm down with an NAP?

>Lord Captain Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Sexy Squid
>Bonuses: Boats and Hoes, Steroids
>Allies:
>NAP:

>an NAP

We've got lots of gold, but it would be so much better to take it from those shitty Southerners together-I'll fuck your kin and we can be friends (NAP AGREED)
>Bolton Stark, Lord of Winterfell and the North and the Fist of the First Men
>Allies
>NAP-Greyjoy

>an non-alliance peace

>Heaven

So many people do that now I've stopped pointing it out anymore. I can't decide if it's a meme or everyone is just retarded.

MUPDATE: Turn 2
Open Houses: Lannister, Tully and Tyrell

Event: Inhospitable Hosts - All rolls into unclaimed Houses have a penalty of -2 Ts and -1 to sieges

Bonus Event: So It Begins - The first House to attack another claimed House receives a bonus of +3 Ts

Continue surrounding the Twins
>Bolton Stark, Lord of Winterfell and the North and the Fist of the First Men
>Allies
>NAP-Greyjoy

Siege CR

>Lord Captain Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Sexy Squid
>Bonuses: Boats and Hoes, Steroids
>Allies:
>NAP:

siege HG
>Renly Baratheon

siege Yronwood
>Prince Charles Martell

Loras has come through for us. He said he would leave the gate open and so he has. Praise the Seven for this day!
>Renly Baratheon

Surround the Eyrie (claimed means +3)

>Dragonlord Aenar Targaryen, the Resplendent Dragonrider, the Unquenchable Flame of Old Valyria, Lord Paramount of the Crownlands and Blackwater Bay,
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perm:
>Bonus: Dragon Bhaegon (1/1), +1 Siege to King's Landing,

MUPDATE: Turn 3
Open Houses: Arryn, Lannister, Tully and Tyrell

Event: Inhospitable Hosts - All rolls into unclaimed Houses have a penalty of -2 Ts and -1 to sieges

Surround the Eyrie, spill to surround Runestone.

>Dragonlord Aenar Targaryen, the Resplendent Dragonrider, the Unquenchable Flame of Old Valyria, Lord Paramount of the Crownlands and Blackwater Bay,
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perm:
>Bonus: Dragon Bhaegon (1/1), +1 Siege to King's Landing,

Surround the Twins
>Bolton Stark, Lord of Winterfell and the North and the Fist of the First Men
>Allies
>NAP-Greyjoy

Siege CR

>Lord Captain Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Sexy Squid
>Bonuses: Boats and Hoes, Steroids
>Allies:
>NAP:

siege yronwood
>Prince Charles Martell

surround OT spill Tyrell
>Renly Baratheon

MUPDATE: Turn 4
Open Houses: Arryn, Lannister, Tully and Tyrell

Event: Inhospitable Hosts - All rolls into unclaimed Houses have a penalty of -2 Ts and -1 to sieges

Siege the Twins
>Bolton Stark, Lord of Winterfell and the North and the Fist of the First Men
>Allies
>NAP-Greyjoy

Suck my dick, CR (siege)

>Lord Captain Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Sexy Squid
>Bonuses: Boats and Hoes, Steroids
>Allies:
>NAP:

you have completely blocked me and I want the Arbor
will you let my troops pass peacefully?
>Prince Charles Martell

Surround the Eyrie, spill to surround Bloody Gate from the north.

>Dragonlord Aenar Targaryen, the Resplendent Dragonrider, the Unquenchable Flame of Old Valyria, Lord Paramount of the Crownlands and Blackwater Bay,
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perm:
>Bonus: Dragon Bhaegon (1/1), +1 Siege to King's Landing,

I have no problem with you taking the Vale, however I aim to take the Sisters but am more than happy to give you the remaining Tully land in exchange
>Bolton Stark, Lord of Winterfell and the North and the Fist of the First Men
>Allies
>NAP-Greyjoy

of course, ally Lord Martell? We are cousins, though distant.
>Renly Baratheon

This is reasonable to me Lord of the North. I am glad we can come to a reasonable agreement.

>Dragonlord Aenar Targaryen, the Resplendent Dragonrider, the Unquenchable Flame of Old Valyria, Lord Paramount of the Crownlands and Blackwater Bay,
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perm:
>Bonus: Dragon Bhaegon (1/1), +1 Siege to King's Landing,

thanks my lord, lets be allies

attack Tyrell towards the Arbor

>Prince Charles Martell

very good!
siege OT
>Renly Baratheon
>Ally: Martell

MUPDATE: Turn 5
Open Houses: Arryn, Lannister, Tully and Tyrell

Event: Inhospitable Hosts - All rolls into unclaimed Houses have a penalty of -2 Ts and -1 to sieges

Eat my ass, CR (siege)

>Lord Captain Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Sexy Squid
>Bonuses: Boats and Hoes, Steroids
>Allies:
>NAP: Stark

Siege the Twins
>Bolton Stark, Lord of Winterfell and the North and the Fist of the First Men
>Allies
>NAP-Greyjoy

siege OT
>Renly Baratheon
>Ally: Martell

siege the Arbor
>Prince Charles Martell
>Ally: Stag

Surround the Eyrie, spill to surround Bloody Gate from the north, then Runestones in that order.

>Dragonlord Aenar Targaryen, the Resplendent Dragonrider, the Unquenchable Flame of Old Valyria, Lord Paramount of the Crownlands and Blackwater Bay,
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perm:
>Bonus: Dragon Bhaegon (1/1), +1 Siege to King's Landing,

MUPDATE: Turn 6
Open Houses: Arryn, Lannister, Tully and Tyrell

Event: Inhospitable Hosts - All rolls into unclaimed Houses have a penalty of -2 Ts and -1 to sieges

Siege Bloody Gate from north

>Dragonlord Aenar Targaryen, the Resplendent Dragonrider, the Unquenchable Flame of Old Valyria, Lord Paramount of the Crownlands and Blackwater Bay,
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perm:
>Bonus: Dragon Bhaegon (1/1), +1 Siege to King's Landing,

Siege the Twins
>Bolton Stark, Lord of Winterfell and the North and the Fist of the First Men
>Allies
>NAP-Greyjoy

siege the Arbor
>Prince Charles Martell
>Ally: Stag

Well struck Lord Stark.

>Dragonlord Aenar Targaryen, the Resplendent Dragonrider, the Unquenchable Flame of Old Valyria, Lord Paramount of the Crownlands and Blackwater Bay,
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perm:
>Bonus: Dragon Bhaegon (1/1), +1 Siege to King's Landing,

I thank you lord Targaryen, hopefully the rest of the Riverlands shall fall quicker now
>Bolton Stark, Lord of Winterfell and the North and the Fist of the First Men
>Allies
>NAP-Greyjoy

siege SH
>Renly Baratheon
>Ally: Martell

Seige CR

>Lord Captain Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Sexy Squid
>Bonuses: Boats and Hoes, Steroids
>Allies:
>NAP: Stark

We declare ourselves King of the Stormlands and of the Reach
>Renly Baratheon, King of the Stormlands and of the Reach
>Ally: Martell

MUPDATE: Turn 7
Open Houses: Arryn, Lannister, Tully and Tyrell

Event: Inhospitable Hosts - All rolls into unclaimed Houses have a penalty of -2 Ts and -1 to sieges

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Siege Riverrun
>Bolton Stark, Lord of Winterfell and the North and the Fist of the First Men
>Allies
>NAP-Greyjoy

Siege Bloody Gate from north

>Dragonlord Aenar Targaryen, the Resplendent Dragonrider, the Unquenchable Flame of Old Valyria, Lord Paramount of the Crownlands and Blackwater Bay,
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perm:
>Bonus: Dragon Bhaegon (1/1), +1 Siege to King's Landing,

take whatever is left from Tyrell's clay
>Prince Charles Martell
>Ally: Stag

Siege CR

>Lord Captain Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Sexy Squid
>Bonuses: Boats and Hoes, Steroids
>Allies:
>NAP: Stark

Siege Stonehelm
>Renly Baratheon, King of the Stormlands and of the Reach
>Ally: Martell

MUPDATE: Turn 8
Open Houses: Arryn, Lannister, Tully and Tyrell

Event: Inhospitable Hosts - All rolls into unclaimed Houses have a penalty of -2 Ts and -1 to sieges

Siege RR
>Bolton Stark, Lord of Winterfell and the North and the Fist of the First Men
>Allies
>NAP-Greyjoy

Lord Martel, with Tyrell's bounty we can now set our eyes upon a grander prize. What say you to helping us secure KL? We care not whether it be you or I dear cousin to wear the crown as long as we are together.
>Renly Baratheon, King of the Stormlands and of the Reach
>Ally: Martell

Siege Runestone

>Dragonlord Aenar Targaryen, the Resplendent Dragonrider, the Unquenchable Flame of Old Valyria, Lord Paramount of the Crownlands and Blackwater Bay,
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perm:
>Bonus: Dragon Bhaegon (1/1), +1 Siege to King's Landing,

JESUS SIEGE CR

>Lord Captain Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Sexy Squid
>Bonuses: Boats and Hoes, Steroids
>Allies:
>NAP: Stark

Agreed

Attack Targaryen and surround KL

>Prince Charles Martell
>Ally: Stag

claim arryn
Push back dirty Targaryen invaders
>Lord Rhaego of Arryn

Siege KL
>Renly Baratheon, King of the Stormlands and of the Reach
>Ally: Martell

I also use my bonus UUU
>Prince Charles Martell
>Ally: Stag

kind of wish our rolls were reversed

MUPDATE: Turn 9
Open Houses: Lannister, Tully and Tyrell

Event: Inhospitable Hosts - All rolls into unclaimed Houses have a penalty of -2 Ts and -1 to sieges

Siege RR
>Bolton Stark, Lord of Winterfell and the North and the Fist of the First Men
>Allies
>NAP-Greyjoy

siege KL, ours is the fury on Targ away from KL
>Renly Baratheon, King of the Stormlands and of the Reach
>Ally: Martell

Siege CR

>Lord Captain Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Sexy Squid
>Bonuses: Boats and Hoes, Steroids
>Allies:
>NAP: Stark

siege KL
>Prince Charles Martell
>Ally: Stag

Dragon Eyrie

>Dragonlord Aenar Targaryen, the Resplendent Dragonrider, the Unquenchable Flame of Old Valyria, Lord Paramount of the Crownlands and Blackwater Bay,
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perm:
>Bonus: Dragon Bhaegon (1/1), +1 Siege to King's Landing,

Attack Targaryen around Eyrie
>Lord Rhaego of Arryn

do dubs give +1 to sieges?
>Prince Charles Martell
>Ally: Stag

Siege Runestone

>Dragonlord Aenar Targaryen, the Resplendent Dragonrider, the Unquenchable Flame of Old Valyria, Lord Paramount of the Crownlands and Blackwater Bay,
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perm:
>Bonus: Dragon Bhaegon (1/1), +1 Siege to King's Landing,

Lord Greyjoy-the night is dark and full of terrors, perhaps we could upgrade our NAP to an alliance to keep our realms safe?
>Bolton Stark, Lord of Winterfell and the North and the Fist of the First Men
>Allies
>NAP-Greyjoy

MUPDATE: Turn 10
Open Houses: Lannister, Tully and Tyrell

siege KL, ours is the fury on Targ away from KL
>Renly Baratheon, King of the Stormlands and of the Reach
>Ally: Martell

Siege RR
>Bolton Stark, Lord of Winterfell and the North and the Fist of the First Men
>Allies
>NAP-Greyjoy

Do you intend on murdering me too or is your desire only to take King's Landing?

Also sorry I offended you by existing ;_;

>Dragonlord Aenar Targaryen, the Resplendent Dragonrider, the Unquenchable Flame of Old Valyria, Lord Paramount of the Crownlands and Blackwater Bay,
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perm:
>Bonus: Dragon Bhaegon (0/1), +1 Siege to King's Landing,

siege Eyrie with Arryn Bonus
>Lord Rhaego of Arryn