I think i can beat a gorilla with my hands

I think i can beat a gorilla with my hands

I'm not kidding.
I'm practising MMA for 6 years, boxing for 7 years, so i think I could.

Also, bodybuilding since 4 years, I'm 6'2, 190 pounds.

I've got a crazy speed, reactions same as my speed. I just need to wait that it goes on me then I dodge and punch it in the face.
I won't let it, if it does any little mistake, it is over. Of course, you virgins will say that's impossible. Nothing is impossible with will. Secondly, it's not with your loose body that you will do anything.

Any little trained man can beat a gorilla with a knife yet. Without any weapons, it's not even so difficult, you just need technic.

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trained in gorilla warfare are we?
come now, OP. Don't you think this one's a little stale?

issou

Start a gofundme to fight a gorilla and I'd donate

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la chancla

MMA ? mma.fr/

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you fuckin retard he would kill you

LATCHANKLA

shut up faggot, a gorilla can rip your head without any effort.

Here op, I think you need this
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tits or OP

Male Gorillas weigh between 300 and 400 pounds, and they are not slow, you would get destroyed

SUCEZ MA QUEUE

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Oh look, it's this thread...Again.

Listen my little friend, let it be clear. You are not untouchable contrary to what you believe. We know that you are stationed in Effretikon, in Switzerland, in the region of Zurich. We have all your postal coordinates. So I advise you to stop doing malignant if you do not want to explain to your parents why they have to go to prison to pay for your nonsense.

Can't wait to see you on the next rekt thread

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Coucou les puceaux de Sup Forums mdrrrrrrrr

What in hell is that ? -_-

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plz op we've lost too many gorillas already

lol

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Putain les fdp du 18-25

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18 25 plant his flag

crouton invasion

ISSOU

I think youre right. You should show the world how its done.

Go into the jungle and try it. Don't forget to have some record you getting your ass beat so we can all see.

Who the fuck is going to get triggered by this?

Bruh, you can totally do it. Dont listen to the haters. They are just jelly fags. Do it. Be a legend.

PLease film your suicide.

OP is obvious troll posting pasta

However, the original OP couldn't have beaten a chimp let alone a gorilla.

Haha hello the 4chans, we are of France 18-25 forums of jeux vidéo.com issou la chancla!
Have you heard of the Ruquier joking?

you will got raped in ten seconds

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The 18-25 plant his flag on Sup Forums.

How do Ruquier retiring his capot? By prouting hahahahahahhaha
Very jokes! Come forum friend now let me speak risitas haha

OMG IT'S THE DEEPWEB BUT HOPEFULLY I HAVE AVAST AAHAHAHAHAHAH

What is stopping you from jumping the fence at a zoo and challenging one to a fight?

DO IT

Stop behaving like menchilds and get the fuck back to JVC you fucking faggots. You're shaming us.

Risitas is it Man spanish laughtings like foly he funs a lot so inspiring for jokes on 18-25 Come friends la chancla issou hahaha

Why are you so angry ?

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>his laughter echoing through my mind
How does it stop?

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Rate me Sup Forums pls

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Gorilla would tear you in half, not an expression either, he would pull you apart like you were made out of Lego's.

Les modos et les admins du 18-25 et de JVC en général, sachez que je vous baises tous autant que vous êtes, profondément.
Vous n'êtes que des enfants de putain, de la vulgaire merde chaude et qui pique au nez.
Vous n'êtes rien, absolument rien.
Je vous mépriserais jusqu'à la fin de mes jours et s'il devait y avoir un au-delà, alors je vous y mépriserais aussi éternellement.
Sombres petites merdes insignifiantes que vous êtes.

Allez au diable ! :)

STFU nigger

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Bordel voilà les puceaux de jvc...
Vraiment une bande d'autistes consanguins...

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Before there is risitas is brocante game! With kirby and Gaby and terrible zoulman the Man owl because he ugly but small so funny and people like zoulman! Call theoulman but zoulman so everyone joke and he not friend with payou anymore!
Come forum!

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Parce que toi tu viens d'où ?

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I'M COMING FOR YOU

tu m'as appelé ?

These manlets can't even fight a lesser evolved being, how pathetic.

>SEETHING

>bodybuilding for 4 years
>190 pounds at 6'2"
Kek

BIDE + JERRY + DDB. THE 15-18 PUT HIS FLAG ON Sup Forums ASWELL
Vive la France !!

Set it up then.

Where's the white flag faggot?

L'odeur du fion des anonymous :rire:

C'est le 18-25 ici khey

The 18-25 is plants drapeau
Ruquier joke by prouting! 18-25

MI ENNNNNNNNNN BANADOOOOO

I love to beat my meat with rock

Petit enculé.

Risitas is our Pepe

You are aware a full grown silverback can weigh upwards of 500 pounds, right? You do understand that it could, and would, literally rip you in half?

But you'll never know till you find out! Godspeed, faggot!

Sup Forums we fuck your sisters

The average gorilla is approximately six to 15 times as strong (depending on who you ask). All those techniques that we rely on to defeat stronger opponents aren't going to be enough to overcome that much strength differential: You will not be arm-barring a gorilla, for instance, even if you're Rickson Gracie

faggot op DO ITTTTTTT


I will throw 200 dollars on this

A chimpanzee would rip your face off while ass raping you. Now, multiply that times 10 for a gorilla. DO IT!!

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>technic
user you also need brain cells to beat a gorilla

La chancla
Y el bagnador

go ahead and try but fist set up live stream i think many people here myself included would like to see someone wrestling a gorrila

> Not knowing the MMA Gorilla feat is a meme
Wew lads you got worked.

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pasta and gay

CHANCLA TOO DAMN HIGH HERE

Sup Forums getting hijacked by the french forum 18-25 ???

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Yup

You gon get fucked up, OP.

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