I'm not kidding. I'm practising MMA for 6 years, boxing for 7 years, so i think I could.
Also, bodybuilding since 4 years, I'm 6'2, 190 pounds.
I've got a crazy speed, reactions same as my speed. I just need to wait that it goes on me then I dodge and punch it in the face. I won't let it, if it does any little mistake, it is over. Of course, you virgins will say that's impossible. Nothing is impossible with will. Secondly, it's not with your loose body that you will do anything.
Any little trained man can beat a gorilla with a knife yet. Without any weapons, it's not even so difficult, you just need technic.
Male Gorillas weigh between 300 and 400 pounds, and they are not slow, you would get destroyed
Nolan Torres
SUCEZ MA QUEUE
Ian Phillips
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Nathan Anderson
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Xavier Davis
Oh look, it's this thread...Again.
Connor Russell
Listen my little friend, let it be clear. You are not untouchable contrary to what you believe. We know that you are stationed in Effretikon, in Switzerland, in the region of Zurich. We have all your postal coordinates. So I advise you to stop doing malignant if you do not want to explain to your parents why they have to go to prison to pay for your nonsense.
Jason Morris
Can't wait to see you on the next rekt thread
Brody Scott
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Jason Thompson
jeuxvideo.com
Xavier Gonzalez
Coucou les puceaux de Sup Forums mdrrrrrrrr
Brandon Bailey
What in hell is that ? -_-
Lincoln Gomez
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Ian Cook
plz op we've lost too many gorillas already
Logan Davis
lol
Xavier Clark
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Nathan Ward
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Joseph Stewart
Putain les fdp du 18-25
Adam Johnson
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Nicholas Cook
18 25 plant his flag
Bentley James
crouton invasion
Owen Powell
ISSOU
Adrian Brown
I think youre right. You should show the world how its done.
James Allen
Go into the jungle and try it. Don't forget to have some record you getting your ass beat so we can all see.
Jackson Jones
Who the fuck is going to get triggered by this?
Samuel Collins
Bruh, you can totally do it. Dont listen to the haters. They are just jelly fags. Do it. Be a legend.
Anthony Reed
PLease film your suicide.
Ian Bailey
OP is obvious troll posting pasta
However, the original OP couldn't have beaten a chimp let alone a gorilla.
Oliver Robinson
Haha hello the 4chans, we are of France 18-25 forums of jeux vidéo.com issou la chancla! Have you heard of the Ruquier joking?
Dominic Nelson
you will got raped in ten seconds
Jacob Sanders
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Alexander Lewis
The 18-25 plant his flag on Sup Forums.
David Hill
How do Ruquier retiring his capot? By prouting hahahahahahhaha Very jokes! Come forum friend now let me speak risitas haha
Brandon Mitchell
OMG IT'S THE DEEPWEB BUT HOPEFULLY I HAVE AVAST AAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jackson Robinson
What is stopping you from jumping the fence at a zoo and challenging one to a fight?
Ian Taylor
DO IT
Lucas Martinez
Stop behaving like menchilds and get the fuck back to JVC you fucking faggots. You're shaming us.
Luis Baker
Risitas is it Man spanish laughtings like foly he funs a lot so inspiring for jokes on 18-25 Come friends la chancla issou hahaha
Jayden Jenkins
Why are you so angry ?
Eli Williams
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Sebastian Kelly
>his laughter echoing through my mind How does it stop?
Cooper Cruz
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Ayden Perry
Rate me Sup Forums pls
Jace Kelly
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Mason James
Gorilla would tear you in half, not an expression either, he would pull you apart like you were made out of Lego's.
Samuel Martinez
Les modos et les admins du 18-25 et de JVC en général, sachez que je vous baises tous autant que vous êtes, profondément. Vous n'êtes que des enfants de putain, de la vulgaire merde chaude et qui pique au nez. Vous n'êtes rien, absolument rien. Je vous mépriserais jusqu'à la fin de mes jours et s'il devait y avoir un au-delà, alors je vous y mépriserais aussi éternellement. Sombres petites merdes insignifiantes que vous êtes.
Allez au diable ! :)
Camden Johnson
STFU nigger
Dylan Martinez
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Logan Sanders
Bordel voilà les puceaux de jvc... Vraiment une bande d'autistes consanguins...
Ryder Martin
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Christian Robinson
Before there is risitas is brocante game! With kirby and Gaby and terrible zoulman the Man owl because he ugly but small so funny and people like zoulman! Call theoulman but zoulman so everyone joke and he not friend with payou anymore! Come forum!
Levi Nguyen
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Easton Perry
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Logan Barnes
Parce que toi tu viens d'où ?
Isaac Hill
I S S O U
Blake Perry
I'M COMING FOR YOU
Hunter Jenkins
tu m'as appelé ?
Dominic Gray
These manlets can't even fight a lesser evolved being, how pathetic.
Liam Walker
>SEETHING
Brody Baker
>bodybuilding for 4 years >190 pounds at 6'2" Kek
Cameron Powell
BIDE + JERRY + DDB. THE 15-18 PUT HIS FLAG ON Sup Forums ASWELL Vive la France !!
William Thomas
Set it up then.
Angel Butler
Where's the white flag faggot?
Adrian Baker
L'odeur du fion des anonymous :rire:
Nathan Rogers
C'est le 18-25 ici khey
Juan Rogers
The 18-25 is plants drapeau Ruquier joke by prouting! 18-25
Matthew Allen
MI ENNNNNNNNNN BANADOOOOO
Thomas Cook
I love to beat my meat with rock
Kevin White
Petit enculé.
Asher Myers
Risitas is our Pepe
Justin James
You are aware a full grown silverback can weigh upwards of 500 pounds, right? You do understand that it could, and would, literally rip you in half?
But you'll never know till you find out! Godspeed, faggot!
Ian Johnson
Sup Forums we fuck your sisters
Evan Carter
The average gorilla is approximately six to 15 times as strong (depending on who you ask). All those techniques that we rely on to defeat stronger opponents aren't going to be enough to overcome that much strength differential: You will not be arm-barring a gorilla, for instance, even if you're Rickson Gracie
faggot op DO ITTTTTTT
I will throw 200 dollars on this
Jason White
A chimpanzee would rip your face off while ass raping you. Now, multiply that times 10 for a gorilla. DO IT!!
Jordan Barnes
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Chase Sullivan
>technic user you also need brain cells to beat a gorilla
Zachary Price
La chancla Y el bagnador
Xavier Johnson
go ahead and try but fist set up live stream i think many people here myself included would like to see someone wrestling a gorrila
Landon Ross
> Not knowing the MMA Gorilla feat is a meme Wew lads you got worked.
Ayden Barnes
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Michael Reyes
pasta and gay
Ayden Flores
CHANCLA TOO DAMN HIGH HERE
Nathaniel Reed
Sup Forums getting hijacked by the french forum 18-25 ???