ITT we make our own country
>Dubs are laws
>Trips are Constitutional amendments
>Quads is Emperor(can make Imperial Decrees)
Anyone who has a Tumblr is now subject to castration
ITT we make our own country
>Dubs are laws
>Trips are Constitutional amendments
>Quads is Emperor(can make Imperial Decrees)
Anyone who has a Tumblr is now subject to castration
no niggers
OP must be shot on the head on public access TV no later than 2 months from now.
Agreed. Anything but niggers.
absolutely zero niggers.
new law: all immigrants from countries deemed dangerous are relegated to manual labor and communal living in guarded areas
Islam is the official state religion
Jews are gods
Would either of these laws come into conflict?
Shit
The mentally handicapped are to be ground up for food.
Oh fuck that. Repeal.
Strictly authoritarian regime.
lmao im out of this country
Only the government is allowed access to the Internet
Thank fucking god
>Here are the first set of laws for Sup Forums's country
By the way, next dubs decides what we call this bitch
mine was not dubs and as such did not come into effect
Rolling for Dumbfuckistan
>white males get cucked by huge niggers at least once per week
>white males below 1.75m have to transition into traps
reroll
weed is illegal
we call it New Canada
All adults over the age of 18 are required by law to have LSD fed intravenously once a day until they turn 30
call it cuckville
Dorito Trumpolini will be our beloved supreme leader.
rerolling shamelessly
The majority will be niggers
All buildings over 12 meters must be colored bright green
Shadilay is the national anthem
Nigastan is the nAmerican of the country.
The United Christian Emirates of kek.
...
No britfags
Getting raped is punishable by law
Racist and facist lost their genitals.
It is on the law
Periodical child penis examination by a priest
I second this.
No britfags, americucks or soft handed Canadian pussies
The fedora and trench coat are banned articles of clothing, those caught wearing them are subject to capital punishment.
This, Vatican superpower 2020
New fags/ tumblrites detected
No one over 18 can be 5'10 or shorter.
no more homework, teachers, school or bedtimes. free candy on all weekends and everyone is required to throw rocks at that faggot randy who lives down the street
Repeal this shit
Women have no say in who they fuck or marry
Worker Control Over The Means Of Production. And any other commie shit.
no jews
rolling for no manlets also
Christians will be prosecuted and forced to labor.
Scientology is the official state religion.
Public executions of Lefties every Sunday.
Internet become illegal
Yeah. Fuck that Randy kid right?
Euthanasia is legal after 60.
So now we have an authoritarian communist regime?
Yawn.
Euthanasia is compulsory after 60.
Only fair haired white people with blue/green/grey eyes are allowed to live, all others are hereby subject to immediate termination.
This law cannot be repealed nor can any other law stop it from being carried out
abortion illegal and prosecuted
People who take selfies must shave their eyebrows continuously
Read the first one again, user. I said GETTING raped is punishable kek. They want victim blaming, we give it to them. Rape a bitch and she gets hauled off for being a slut
reroll
Roll
Hitler is resurrected and made emporer
Nacional Socialism
Rerolling. Fuck those people
rollin'
All dark skinned humanoids are to be placed in glass jail cells filled with hungry rats and spiders. This will take place publicly and we will make it a cleansing holiday season. :)
Damn
this
Yes! This can't be a coincidence
Rell
your saviour
No middle Eastern people whatsoever
memes are valid paper money
>am sand nigger
>rolls 88 for hitler
>mfw
my country will be reddit island
kys newfag
Now we've got Hitler as the Emperor of our Communist Authoritarian State...
Make me emperor. Only way we can fix this shithole.
Our country will have lawful inhabitants and Citizens. Only contributing members of society get to be citizens and participate in the governance of society.
hitler says no
Kek no middle eastern people but our religion is still Islam
Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
Die Straße frei den braunen Batallionen.
Die Straße frei dem Sturmabteilungsmann!
Es schau'n aufs Hakenkreuz voll Hoffnung schon Millionen.
Der Tag für Freiheit und für Brot bricht an!
Es schau'n aufs Hakenkreuz voll Hoffnung schon Millionen.
Der Tag für Freiheit und für Brot bricht an!
Zum letzten Mal wird Sturmalarm geblasen!
Zum Kampfe steh'n wir alle schon bereit!
Schon flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Straßen.
Die Knechtschaft dauert nur noch kurze Zeit!
Schon flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Straßen.
Die Knechtschaft dauert nur noch kurze Zeit!
Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
Browsing tumblr is mandatory
No age of consent. Adoption is as easy as buying alcohol.
A man can have many wives, but a woman may only have 1 husband
it was repealed by a 55 earlier on
This. Rerolling
The country is to be called the Holy Roman Empire, and it's to be a Catholic country.
what im missing?
Oh alright, didn't see that user
Rerolling
rererolling.
we call this bitch nigger island
Once every week there shall be a sex train with all males locking in with each other to celebrate our independence & no niggers allowed laws.
All aboard!
>Next set of laws, country is coming along nicely
Still need a name, folks!
Rolling for law:
No sigles policy in movie theaters
Rolling the country's name:
Repubblic of Saudi Calabbria
Quick recap as of here:
We are an authoritarian communist regime run by Emperor Adolf Hitler. We were originally an Islamic country, but it has since been repealed as the official state religion.
Instead, today we do not allow sand niggers in our country, we do not allow homework, give free candy to children, we stone a child named Randy once a week, and by law anyone who takes a selfie must shave their eyebrows before doing so.
this
The Holy Roman Trumpire
The country is Catholic and if you're found to be violating a tenant of the Catholic Church, you get flown to a country of your choosing and have to jump out without a parachute.
our nation name's cuckistan